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Billionaires are not your friends.
Woah… Trump has almost 80% disapproval among independents!
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Obama surprises war vets to thank them personally on Veterans Day.
Obama surprises war vets to thank them personally on Veterans Day.
I ❤ Obama!
newsom2028.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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MAGA Karen torments trans person at their place of work.
MAGA Nazis are the worst people on the planet.
substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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MAGA church lady tries to shame homeless woman for sleeping in her car in the church parking lot.

MAGA Christians are the worst people I have ever met. Zero empathy. Zero compassion for people in need.
MAGA church lady tries to shame homeless woman for sleeping in her car in the church parking lot.
MAGA Christians are the worst people I have ever met. Zero empathy. Zero compassion for people in need.
www.atheist.guide
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Fuck Trump
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Orange Hitler 2.0: A 2015 German movie, about Hitler suddenly showing up in the present, predicted Trump’s rise to power
Orange Hitler 2.0: A 2015 German movie, about Hitler suddenly showing up in the present, predicted Trump’s rise to power
MAGA dumbfucks are so fucking dumb, they don't even know that they don't know anything about Hitler.
www.fascism.link
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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The next president should demolish the Epstein ballroom on PPV. Let people tear it down with their own hands, like the Berlin wall.

And erase his name from everything that the malignant narcissist defiled with his vulgar name.

Trump is desperate to be remembered. His worst fear is to be forgotten.
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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It's ok to laugh, even when the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

Laugh while you still can.
It's ok to laugh, even when the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Laugh while you still can.
www.malloy.rocks
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Gavin Newsom in Texas: "Let's stand up for our democracy!"

Did the corporate media show you that he received a hero's welcome at his rally in Texas?
Gavin Newsom in Texas: "Let's stand up for our democracy!"
Did the corporate media show you that he received a hero's welcome at his rally in Texas?
newsom2028.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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If Trump doesn't want to be compared to Hitler, he should stop imitating Hitler.

Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
If Trump doesn't want to be compared to Hitler, he should stop imitating Hitler.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
www.malloy.rocks
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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There is no grave for Hitler. Germany didn't want Nazis to worship him at his grave.

When our national nightmare is finally over, Trump shouldn't have a grave either.

And there shouldn't be a picture of him in the White House either. Images of Hitler are banned in Germany.
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Zohran Mamdani:

"New York is a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and led by an immigrant."

"Mister Trump, to get to one of us you will have to go through all of us."

💪🤩❤🔥
Zohran Mamdani: "New York is a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and led by an immigrant."
"Mister Trump, to get to one of us you will have to go through all of us." 💪🤩❤🔥
newsom2028.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Los Angeles cheers for new NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani!

❤ It was a moment of pure joy to see the good guys win for a change!
Los Angeles cheers for new NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani!
❤ It was a moment of pure joy to see the good guys win for a change!
newsom2028.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM