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Nazis use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
December 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Nazis use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
Is it even news anymore when Trump gets caught in yet another lie?
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Is it even news anymore when Trump gets caught in yet another lie?
There were less than 200 people at Trump's rally in Pennsylvania.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
There were less than 200 people at Trump's rally in Pennsylvania.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
Every year we remember the WTC victims on 9/11.
Why are we not remembering the one million Americans killed by Trump’s lies during the Covid pandemic?
We should be doing that every year too.
Why are we not remembering the one million Americans killed by Trump’s lies during the Covid pandemic?
We should be doing that every year too.
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Every year we remember the WTC victims on 9/11.
Why are we not remembering the one million Americans killed by Trump’s lies during the Covid pandemic?
We should be doing that every year too.
Why are we not remembering the one million Americans killed by Trump’s lies during the Covid pandemic?
We should be doing that every year too.
Every time I hear Melania talk, I want to deport her.
That whole fucking Trump family is just so unbelievably obnoxious.
And half the country worships this scum. I’m just so disgusted with America right now. I’m so sick of living among brainwashed zombies in red dunce caps.
That whole fucking Trump family is just so unbelievably obnoxious.
And half the country worships this scum. I’m just so disgusted with America right now. I’m so sick of living among brainwashed zombies in red dunce caps.
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Every time I hear Melania talk, I want to deport her.
That whole fucking Trump family is just so unbelievably obnoxious.
And half the country worships this scum. I’m just so disgusted with America right now. I’m so sick of living among brainwashed zombies in red dunce caps.
That whole fucking Trump family is just so unbelievably obnoxious.
And half the country worships this scum. I’m just so disgusted with America right now. I’m so sick of living among brainwashed zombies in red dunce caps.
On some special holidays, you can get into US national parks for free, in celebration of America.
Trump just cancelled free national parks on 2 black holidays, and instead made the national parks free on his birthday.
Trump is human garbage. One of the shittiest people who ever lived.
Trump just cancelled free national parks on 2 black holidays, and instead made the national parks free on his birthday.
Trump is human garbage. One of the shittiest people who ever lived.
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
On some special holidays, you can get into US national parks for free, in celebration of America.
Trump just cancelled free national parks on 2 black holidays, and instead made the national parks free on his birthday.
Trump is human garbage. One of the shittiest people who ever lived.
Trump just cancelled free national parks on 2 black holidays, and instead made the national parks free on his birthday.
Trump is human garbage. One of the shittiest people who ever lived.
Putin, Trump, and Elon Musk actively support Nazi parties in Europe, to destroy the EU.
Nazis are nationalists. Nationalism is tribalism. It always leads to war.
Nationalism led to WW2. And it will lead to WW3, by turning allies against each other. That’s Putin’s plan to destroy the west.
Nazis are nationalists. Nationalism is tribalism. It always leads to war.
Nationalism led to WW2. And it will lead to WW3, by turning allies against each other. That’s Putin’s plan to destroy the west.
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Putin, Trump, and Elon Musk actively support Nazi parties in Europe, to destroy the EU.
Nazis are nationalists. Nationalism is tribalism. It always leads to war.
Nationalism led to WW2. And it will lead to WW3, by turning allies against each other. That’s Putin’s plan to destroy the west.
Nazis are nationalists. Nationalism is tribalism. It always leads to war.
Nationalism led to WW2. And it will lead to WW3, by turning allies against each other. That’s Putin’s plan to destroy the west.
Australia just banned kids under 16 from using social media.
Should America do that too? Thoughts?
Should America do that too? Thoughts?
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Australia just banned kids under 16 from using social media.
Should America do that too? Thoughts?
Should America do that too? Thoughts?
How long, before you’d get fired for sleeping on the job?
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
How long, before you’d get fired for sleeping on the job?
How long before you’d get fired from your job, if you showed up to work every morning wearing orange clown makeup?
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
How long before you’d get fired from your job, if you showed up to work every morning wearing orange clown makeup?
Everything about Trump is a lie. Everything is fake.
He’s a con man, and his entire life is a performance.
That’s why he wears stage makeup all day every day.
He’s a con man, and his entire life is a performance.
That’s why he wears stage makeup all day every day.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Everything about Trump is a lie. Everything is fake.
He’s a con man, and his entire life is a performance.
That’s why he wears stage makeup all day every day.
He’s a con man, and his entire life is a performance.
That’s why he wears stage makeup all day every day.
MAGA Evangelicals are not Christians. They're a cargo cult that imitates Christianity.
A cargo cult is a primitive jungle tribe that sees a plane and thinks it’s a god, and then builds a fake plane to worship this wooden imitation of their god.
A cargo cult is a primitive jungle tribe that sees a plane and thinks it’s a god, and then builds a fake plane to worship this wooden imitation of their god.
MAGA Evangelicals are not Christians. They're a cargo cult that imitates Christianity.
A cargo cult is a primitive jungle tribe that sees a plane and thinks it’s a god, and then builds a fake plane to worship this wooden imitation of their god.
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December 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
MAGA Evangelicals are not Christians. They're a cargo cult that imitates Christianity.
A cargo cult is a primitive jungle tribe that sees a plane and thinks it’s a god, and then builds a fake plane to worship this wooden imitation of their god.
A cargo cult is a primitive jungle tribe that sees a plane and thinks it’s a god, and then builds a fake plane to worship this wooden imitation of their god.
Dear MAGA dumbfucks: Stop pretending you’re Christians. The whole point of Christianity is to love thy neighbor, not “deport thy neighbor.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Dear MAGA dumbfucks: Stop pretending you’re Christians. The whole point of Christianity is to love thy neighbor, not “deport thy neighbor.”