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King Trump and his teenage Epstein harem.
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
King Trump and his teenage Epstein harem.
We're living in a horror movie.
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
We're living in a horror movie.
The invasion of ICE thugs in Minnesota is getting worse, not better. They're now attacking people who film ICE's violent attacks, that's why you haven't been seeing any new videos lately.
And Trump's ICE thugs are quietly establishing headquarters in every Democratic city.
And Trump's ICE thugs are quietly establishing headquarters in every Democratic city.
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The invasion of ICE thugs in Minnesota is getting worse, not better. They're now attacking people who film ICE's violent attacks, that's why you haven't been seeing any new videos lately.
And Trump's ICE thugs are quietly establishing headquarters in every Democratic city.
And Trump's ICE thugs are quietly establishing headquarters in every Democratic city.
Trump's name is in the unredacted Epstein files MORE THAN A MILLION TIMES.
Holy shit. Trump is the main character in the Epstein files.
Holy shit. Trump is the main character in the Epstein files.
February 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Trump's name is in the unredacted Epstein files MORE THAN A MILLION TIMES.
Holy shit. Trump is the main character in the Epstein files.
Holy shit. Trump is the main character in the Epstein files.
Kamala warned us about sexual predators like Trump and Epstein.
Kamala was right about everything.
Kamala was right about everything.
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Kamala warned us about sexual predators like Trump and Epstein.
Kamala was right about everything.
Kamala was right about everything.
The world would be a much better place today, with Kamala in the White House.
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The world would be a much better place today, with Kamala in the White House.
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Hundreds of millions watched Bad Bunny.
Almost nobody watched Kid Rock.
MAGA is a tiny little fringe with a big mouth and an army of Russian online bots.
Almost nobody watched Kid Rock.
MAGA is a tiny little fringe with a big mouth and an army of Russian online bots.
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Hundreds of millions watched Bad Bunny.
Almost nobody watched Kid Rock.
MAGA is a tiny little fringe with a big mouth and an army of Russian online bots.
Almost nobody watched Kid Rock.
MAGA is a tiny little fringe with a big mouth and an army of Russian online bots.
Hundreds of millions watched Bad Bunny.
Almost nobody watched Kid Rock.
MAGA is a tiny little fringe with a big mouth and an army of Russian online bots.
Almost nobody watched Kid Rock.
MAGA is a tiny little fringe with a big mouth and an army of Russian online bots.
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Hundreds of millions watched Bad Bunny.
Almost nobody watched Kid Rock.
MAGA is a tiny little fringe with a big mouth and an army of Russian online bots.
Almost nobody watched Kid Rock.
MAGA is a tiny little fringe with a big mouth and an army of Russian online bots.
The president of Puerto Rico is a very bad man.
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 AM
The president of Puerto Rico is a very bad man.
Lock up every child-raping billionaire and strip them of their dirty money.
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Lock up every child-raping billionaire and strip them of their dirty money.
Some day, Democrats will liberate the people in Trump's concentration camps, and we will find out the shocking truth about the cruel and sadistic horrors ICE thugs inflicted on these innocent people.
And MAGA Nazis will pretend they had no idea, just like the German Nazis did after WW2.
And MAGA Nazis will pretend they had no idea, just like the German Nazis did after WW2.
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Some day, Democrats will liberate the people in Trump's concentration camps, and we will find out the shocking truth about the cruel and sadistic horrors ICE thugs inflicted on these innocent people.
And MAGA Nazis will pretend they had no idea, just like the German Nazis did after WW2.
And MAGA Nazis will pretend they had no idea, just like the German Nazis did after WW2.
The noise from MAGA dumbfucks in my comments has been getting quieter.
Not a lot of people left who are willing to publicly support a child rapist.
Not a lot of people left who are willing to publicly support a child rapist.
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 AM
The noise from MAGA dumbfucks in my comments has been getting quieter.
Not a lot of people left who are willing to publicly support a child rapist.
Not a lot of people left who are willing to publicly support a child rapist.
Greed is a mental illness.
Billionaires are money hoarders.
They love money so much, they'll support a child rapist just to get a tax break.
Billionaires are money hoarders.
They love money so much, they'll support a child rapist just to get a tax break.
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Greed is a mental illness.
Billionaires are money hoarders.
They love money so much, they'll support a child rapist just to get a tax break.
Billionaires are money hoarders.
They love money so much, they'll support a child rapist just to get a tax break.
Don Lemon says: “Donald Trump, MAGA: Bad Bunny is the biggest artist in the world right now. It’s Bad Bunny, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and Kendrick Lamar. Four people you hate! You are out of touch. People don’t give a shit about stupid Kid Rock. Kid Rock ain’t shit.”
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Don Lemon says: “Donald Trump, MAGA: Bad Bunny is the biggest artist in the world right now. It’s Bad Bunny, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and Kendrick Lamar. Four people you hate! You are out of touch. People don’t give a shit about stupid Kid Rock. Kid Rock ain’t shit.”
America needs an exorcism to get rid of the orange demon.
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
America needs an exorcism to get rid of the orange demon.
If you support this child-raping scumbag, your moral compass is broken and you’re a terrible human being.
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If you support this child-raping scumbag, your moral compass is broken and you’re a terrible human being.
Jasmine Crockett says: "There are people shielding Trump from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we are pretending like any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Jasmine Crockett says: "There are people shielding Trump from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we are pretending like any of this is normal."
Trump tells his MAGA cult not to panic.
You don’t say stuff like that when you’re winning.
Trump knows the American people are tired of his bullshit and his days are numbered.
You don’t say stuff like that when you’re winning.
Trump knows the American people are tired of his bullshit and his days are numbered.
February 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Trump tells his MAGA cult not to panic.
You don’t say stuff like that when you’re winning.
Trump knows the American people are tired of his bullshit and his days are numbered.
You don’t say stuff like that when you’re winning.
Trump knows the American people are tired of his bullshit and his days are numbered.
Congresswoman Stansbury: “The US government is engaged in an active cover-up of the largest sex trafficking scandal in history and Trump is right at the center of it."
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Congresswoman Stansbury: “The US government is engaged in an active cover-up of the largest sex trafficking scandal in history and Trump is right at the center of it."