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November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Woah… Trump has almost 80% disapproval among independents!
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Woah… Trump has almost 80% disapproval among independents!
The rich ruling class uses tribalism to drive wedges between us peasants and divide us.
Because as long as poor white people and poor black people fight each other, we’re too busy to notice how we’re all being fucked by our real enemy: Billionaire robber barons who exploit all of us.
Because as long as poor white people and poor black people fight each other, we’re too busy to notice how we’re all being fucked by our real enemy: Billionaire robber barons who exploit all of us.
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The rich ruling class uses tribalism to drive wedges between us peasants and divide us.
Because as long as poor white people and poor black people fight each other, we’re too busy to notice how we’re all being fucked by our real enemy: Billionaire robber barons who exploit all of us.
Because as long as poor white people and poor black people fight each other, we’re too busy to notice how we’re all being fucked by our real enemy: Billionaire robber barons who exploit all of us.
Billionaires are not your friends.
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Billionaires are not your friends.
When you hear the first few notes of Stairway to Heaven, you immediately recognize the song, and you know what comes next.
That’s how Germans instantly recognized Trump as a Nazi, the minute he came down the escalator and accused Mexican immigrants of being rapists and murderers.
2016 parade:
That’s how Germans instantly recognized Trump as a Nazi, the minute he came down the escalator and accused Mexican immigrants of being rapists and murderers.
2016 parade:
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When you hear the first few notes of Stairway to Heaven, you immediately recognize the song, and you know what comes next.
That’s how Germans instantly recognized Trump as a Nazi, the minute he came down the escalator and accused Mexican immigrants of being rapists and murderers.
2016 parade:
That’s how Germans instantly recognized Trump as a Nazi, the minute he came down the escalator and accused Mexican immigrants of being rapists and murderers.
2016 parade:
School prayer will create a lot of new atheists.
Every day, every student will pray for no more school shootings.
And every day there will be more school shootings.
Because prayer doesn’t work. They’ll learn that in school now.
Every day, every student will pray for no more school shootings.
And every day there will be more school shootings.
Because prayer doesn’t work. They’ll learn that in school now.
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
School prayer will create a lot of new atheists.
Every day, every student will pray for no more school shootings.
And every day there will be more school shootings.
Because prayer doesn’t work. They’ll learn that in school now.
Every day, every student will pray for no more school shootings.
And every day there will be more school shootings.
Because prayer doesn’t work. They’ll learn that in school now.
Fascism is violent nationalism.
In America, fascism is called Americanism.
In America, fascism is called Americanism.
October 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fascism is violent nationalism.
In America, fascism is called Americanism.
In America, fascism is called Americanism.
Trump wants to arrest Democrats.
What scares me the most is not just that history is repeating itself, but how many Americans can’t see that history is repeating itself.
Hitler put Democrats in concentration camps even before he put Jews in concentration camps.
What scares me the most is not just that history is repeating itself, but how many Americans can’t see that history is repeating itself.
Hitler put Democrats in concentration camps even before he put Jews in concentration camps.
October 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump wants to arrest Democrats.
What scares me the most is not just that history is repeating itself, but how many Americans can’t see that history is repeating itself.
Hitler put Democrats in concentration camps even before he put Jews in concentration camps.
What scares me the most is not just that history is repeating itself, but how many Americans can’t see that history is repeating itself.
Hitler put Democrats in concentration camps even before he put Jews in concentration camps.
Gavin Newsom is easy on the eyes. Trump isn't.
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Gavin Newsom is easy on the eyes. Trump isn't.
MAGA wants Lara Trump to perform at the Super Bowl.
Hasn't America suffered enough?
Hasn't America suffered enough?
October 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
MAGA wants Lara Trump to perform at the Super Bowl.
Hasn't America suffered enough?
Hasn't America suffered enough?
When I posted this image of Trump on January 1st, some people said I was being too pessimistic. I don't think I was.
October 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
When I posted this image of Trump on January 1st, some people said I was being too pessimistic. I don't think I was.
Why are Republicans protecting pedophiles? Innocent people don't behave that way.
October 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Why are Republicans protecting pedophiles? Innocent people don't behave that way.
