hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner
@kgardner.bsky.social
USAF vet. RN. Lived, worked, studied in 3 countries. Programmer. At pointy end of Maslow's Hierarchy. Hero in tiny emergencies. Living in NZ
OMG. 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙘 𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙨! What next? 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
OMG. 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙘 𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙨! What next? 🤣
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My favorite metaphor for genitalia is “the good china”.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My favorite metaphor for genitalia is “the good china”.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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Oh my.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oh my.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
Gotta find those vulnerable pockets of voters to exploit/annihilate.
Unsatisfied with norm-busting mid-decade partisan gerrymanders, House Republicans are now laying down the intellectual groundwork for an unlawful mid-decade census. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
To Weaken Minority Voting Power, Republicans Push For Unprecedented Mid-Decade Census
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Gotta find those vulnerable pockets of voters to exploit/annihilate.
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are you sick of generative AI slop?
why not fight back by adorning your home with gorgeous birds that only an attentive birder could draw? www.tommysiegel.net
why not fight back by adorning your home with gorgeous birds that only an attentive birder could draw? www.tommysiegel.net
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
are you sick of generative AI slop?
why not fight back by adorning your home with gorgeous birds that only an attentive birder could draw? www.tommysiegel.net
why not fight back by adorning your home with gorgeous birds that only an attentive birder could draw? www.tommysiegel.net
She's been like this for a long time then?
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
She's been like this for a long time then?
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Anytime you’re feeling embarrassed, remember that Clay Higgins woke up this morning to the realization he was the only one in the whole ass Congress who voted to defend pedophiles.
He gets to carry that vote with him like a scarlet letter for the rest of his unremarkable existence.
He gets to carry that vote with him like a scarlet letter for the rest of his unremarkable existence.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Anytime you’re feeling embarrassed, remember that Clay Higgins woke up this morning to the realization he was the only one in the whole ass Congress who voted to defend pedophiles.
He gets to carry that vote with him like a scarlet letter for the rest of his unremarkable existence.
He gets to carry that vote with him like a scarlet letter for the rest of his unremarkable existence.
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make this go viral please.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
make this go viral please.
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Keith Boykin solves the Trump Problem in under 2 minutes.
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Keith Boykin solves the Trump Problem in under 2 minutes.
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Live shot: Mike Johnson on his way to deliver the Epstein bill to the Senate…
a man is laying on his stomach on the ground
ALT: a man is laying on his stomach on the ground
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Live shot: Mike Johnson on his way to deliver the Epstein bill to the Senate…
The House vote was 427–1, and the Senate approved the bill unanimously
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The House vote was 427–1, and the Senate approved the bill unanimously
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Medicare for All would save $450B a year.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Medicare for All would save $450B a year.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
NVIDIA and L'Oreal?
What next? Komatsu Machinery and Belleview Psychiatry?
What next? Komatsu Machinery and Belleview Psychiatry?
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
NVIDIA and L'Oreal?
What next? Komatsu Machinery and Belleview Psychiatry?
What next? Komatsu Machinery and Belleview Psychiatry?
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THE INVENTOR OF THE POLITICIAN: what if I told you that you could exchange your spine for insider trading tips and a retirement plan
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
THE INVENTOR OF THE POLITICIAN: what if I told you that you could exchange your spine for insider trading tips and a retirement plan
What happens to the inseminator?
For any Republicans reading this, it means 'the man who caused the pregnancy with his sperm'.
Any consequences for him? It wouldn't have happened without his vital contribution.
For any Republicans reading this, it means 'the man who caused the pregnancy with his sperm'.
Any consequences for him? It wouldn't have happened without his vital contribution.
Women who get an abortion and anyone who helps them could face up to 30 years in prison under the bill.
It appears to ban any contraception that prevents a fertilized egg from implanting. That would ban IUDs and could strictly limit in-vitro fertilization.
It appears to ban any contraception that prevents a fertilized egg from implanting. That would ban IUDs and could strictly limit in-vitro fertilization.
Women Who Have Abortions Would Face Decades in Prison Under South Carolina Plan
Women who get abortions could spend decades in prison and IUDs would be outlawed under proposed legislation in South Carolina.
buff.ly
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What happens to the inseminator?
For any Republicans reading this, it means 'the man who caused the pregnancy with his sperm'.
Any consequences for him? It wouldn't have happened without his vital contribution.
For any Republicans reading this, it means 'the man who caused the pregnancy with his sperm'.
Any consequences for him? It wouldn't have happened without his vital contribution.
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If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
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So fancy…👇
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
So fancy…👇
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Intriguing
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Intriguing