Elana
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The Darth Vader poster stays up during sex 💚 Cran-Grape is my Ratatouille moment. Assigned Buckeyes fan by Ryan
She/her
She/her
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If this is not a fireable violation of journalistic ethics, there simply is no such thing
David Brooks is now the third alleged Jeffery Epstein associate at the New York Times.
This potentially includes A.G. Sulzberger, the current chairman of the NYT board.
The NYT published this piece by David Brooks about Epstein less than a month ago.
Why did their executive leadership allow this?
This potentially includes A.G. Sulzberger, the current chairman of the NYT board.
The NYT published this piece by David Brooks about Epstein less than a month ago.
Why did their executive leadership allow this?
December 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If this is not a fireable violation of journalistic ethics, there simply is no such thing
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Between the 12 Districts, each will send one boy and one girl, called Tributes, to compete in the first ever Hunger Games! Many said it couldn't be done, but I'm telling you, many more are calling it must watch TV!
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Between the 12 Districts, each will send one boy and one girl, called Tributes, to compete in the first ever Hunger Games! Many said it couldn't be done, but I'm telling you, many more are calling it must watch TV!
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sorry im late for work the latest xkcd comic made me sob with grief in a way i wasnt prepared for
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
sorry im late for work the latest xkcd comic made me sob with grief in a way i wasnt prepared for
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1. Good riddance.
2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
Marjorie Taylor Greene To Resign From Congress | HuffPost Latest News
The surprising news comes amid a public feud with President Donald Trump.
www.huffpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
1. Good riddance.
2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
Can QuickBooks just fucking stick with one fucking way for the search bar to work?? For the love of god
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Can QuickBooks just fucking stick with one fucking way for the search bar to work?? For the love of god
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
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Being sufficiently old to remember the days of moral panics over video games, children's cartoons, and D&D is wild to look back on, living as I now do in a world where companies are selling teddy bears that talk to your kids about how to start fires and what sexual kinks they'd like to explore
"Powered by OpenAI’s GPT-4o model by default...tests repeatedly showed that the AI toy dropped its guardrails the longer a conversation went on, until hitting rock bottom on incredibly disturbing topics."
AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
futurism.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Being sufficiently old to remember the days of moral panics over video games, children's cartoons, and D&D is wild to look back on, living as I now do in a world where companies are selling teddy bears that talk to your kids about how to start fires and what sexual kinks they'd like to explore
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Maybe daylight isn't worth saving
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Maybe daylight isn't worth saving
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bible enthusiasts know that king david had a man killed so he could sleep with his widow. im not saying jd vance for sure had charlie kirk killed but im not not saying it either
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
bible enthusiasts know that king david had a man killed so he could sleep with his widow. im not saying jd vance for sure had charlie kirk killed but im not not saying it either
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Friendship ended with BLONDE BRAID LADY. Now PURPLE BRAID LADY is my best friend
early elementary school report: kpop demon hunters has at last dethroned elsa as the costume of choice for little girls
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Friendship ended with BLONDE BRAID LADY. Now PURPLE BRAID LADY is my best friend
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The obstacle? The 22nd Amendment.
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
Trump 2028
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
econ.st
October 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The obstacle? The 22nd Amendment.
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me every time an interviewer asks where i see myself in 5 years
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
me every time an interviewer asks where i see myself in 5 years
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getting TSA anti prechecked and having them stamp a big "GROPE THIS WOMAN" flag on my file
June 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
getting TSA anti prechecked and having them stamp a big "GROPE THIS WOMAN" flag on my file
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Star Wars
Food for thought: What is the worst franchise made from the best movie?
15 Great Movies That Were Ruined By Becoming Franchises
These classic films should never have gotten sequels.
screencrush.com
October 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Star Wars
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He heard about Reylo
Trump: I'm not a fan of some of the ships you do. I'm a very aesthetic person and I don't like some of the ships you're doing, aesthetically.
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
He heard about Reylo
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how is there not an entire wing of the evangelical movement convinced that the guy named Beast who keeps offering temptations involving fire is literally Satan
Um
September 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
how is there not an entire wing of the evangelical movement convinced that the guy named Beast who keeps offering temptations involving fire is literally Satan
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Read theory
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Read theory
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Get in losers, we’re grieving
September 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Get in losers, we’re grieving
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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up