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tim coe
@shakespeherian.bsky.social
· Sep 5
Time to open the addiction app that tells me bad news
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The American people want simple, common sense ICE reforms: every agent must be followed by their own personal Pyramid Head, physical manifestation of their mortal sins, to act as both torturer and confessor. Only through suffering may they be cleansed
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
The American people want simple, common sense ICE reforms: every agent must be followed by their own personal Pyramid Head, physical manifestation of their mortal sins, to act as both torturer and confessor. Only through suffering may they be cleansed
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We have a Boston Review Forum out today on the Democratic Party in a time of authoritarianism
www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...
www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...
February 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
We have a Boston Review Forum out today on the Democratic Party in a time of authoritarianism
www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...
www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...
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HEY what’s up everybody. Today I’m here to teach you a life hack that VERY few people know about. It’s called BABYSTYLING.
Now it’s NOT just “acting like a baby.” It’s ACTIVATING people’s caretaking instincts by performing babylike mannerisms to get what you want.
Try it out and comment below
PEACE
Now it’s NOT just “acting like a baby.” It’s ACTIVATING people’s caretaking instincts by performing babylike mannerisms to get what you want.
Try it out and comment below
PEACE
November 23, 2023 at 10:22 AM
HEY what’s up everybody. Today I’m here to teach you a life hack that VERY few people know about. It’s called BABYSTYLING.
Now it’s NOT just “acting like a baby.” It’s ACTIVATING people’s caretaking instincts by performing babylike mannerisms to get what you want.
Try it out and comment below
PEACE
Now it’s NOT just “acting like a baby.” It’s ACTIVATING people’s caretaking instincts by performing babylike mannerisms to get what you want.
Try it out and comment below
PEACE
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the whole thing about Super Bowl commercials is that they used to be fun, or funny, or impressive. now they're just Look What We Got This Celebrity To Do
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
the whole thing about Super Bowl commercials is that they used to be fun, or funny, or impressive. now they're just Look What We Got This Celebrity To Do
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It's very funny to think these guys once a year have to dig out their Groundhog Top Hats
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 PM
It's very funny to think these guys once a year have to dig out their Groundhog Top Hats
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
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Your honor, in my defense -- wait do you know the "little birthday boy" meme, your honor?
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Your honor, in my defense -- wait do you know the "little birthday boy" meme, your honor?
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Not trying to rank Epstein's crimes necessarily but his spelling and grammar do really make me glad he's dead
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Not trying to rank Epstein's crimes necessarily but his spelling and grammar do really make me glad he's dead
Not trying to rank Epstein's crimes necessarily but his spelling and grammar do really make me glad he's dead
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Not trying to rank Epstein's crimes necessarily but his spelling and grammar do really make me glad he's dead
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Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
Your honor, in my defense -- wait do you know the "little birthday boy" meme, your honor?
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Your honor, in my defense -- wait do you know the "little birthday boy" meme, your honor?
I appreciate that Rachel McAdams has carved out a niche for herself as muse for late-career sometimes-goofy horror master getting back to basics with a film prominently featuring air travel
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I appreciate that Rachel McAdams has carved out a niche for herself as muse for late-career sometimes-goofy horror master getting back to basics with a film prominently featuring air travel
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Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy
"Do fries come with that shake?" Listen to yourself. Have you ever ordered food before
January 30, 2026 at 5:58 PM
"Do fries come with that shake?" Listen to yourself. Have you ever ordered food before
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Trump should win a prize for being the only person who could possibly make Canadians and Minnesotans angry at him at the same time while simultaneously getting the internet to defend Will Stancil and Don Lemon
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Trump should win a prize for being the only person who could possibly make Canadians and Minnesotans angry at him at the same time while simultaneously getting the internet to defend Will Stancil and Don Lemon
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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
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Pwease wespect The Constitution Mr. Pwesident
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Pwease wespect The Constitution Mr. Pwesident
On the positive side I haven't had to read what Charlie Kirk says about any of this
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 AM
On the positive side I haven't had to read what Charlie Kirk says about any of this
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i’m so tired of aging 2,947,286 years every time i check the news
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
i’m so tired of aging 2,947,286 years every time i check the news
Very abstractly wondering what Chuck Schumer imagines his job is
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Very abstractly wondering what Chuck Schumer imagines his job is
Simply wild to read about this at the same time I'm reading about Trump telling Tim Walz he thought Minnesota would be as easy as Venezuela
Democrats and White House have struck a deal to avert a partial government shutdown and temporarily fund the Department of Homeland Security as they negotiate new restrictions for President Donald Trump’s surge of immigration enforcement.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrats-wh...
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrats-wh...
Democrats, White House Strike Spending Deal That Would Avoid Government Shutdown
Democrats and the White House have struck a deal to avert a partial government shutdown and temporarily fund the Department of Homeland Security.
www.mississippifreepress.org
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Simply wild to read about this at the same time I'm reading about Trump telling Tim Walz he thought Minnesota would be as easy as Venezuela
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
This whole "Trump Accounts" thing really just drives home how much he's obsessed with Obama
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
This whole "Trump Accounts" thing really just drives home how much he's obsessed with Obama