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If the Apprentice n-word tape came out today it would be a one-day story
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Five years ago was the first successful coup d'etat in the United States
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Station Eleven
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Boone and Shannon on LOST invented stepsibling porn
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Five years ago was the first successful coup d'etat in the United States
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
so i'm definitely buying a $1000 pocket watch, right
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
is there anyone who watched this season out of anything but a vague sense of obligation
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Living in America right now feels like that joke "Lawyers react to John Wick" video where they just keep going "That's illegal, that's illegal"
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Why in tv shows does the heart monitor still show a flatline while the surgeon is actively performing CPR?
January 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
squints in BCP
I think Mamdani really hit a nerve with the reactionaries this time. Absolute crack pipe take to say that the sacraments of the Church are individualistic. Not a single one of the sacraments is individualistic. Hell is full of individuals though.
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Who up taking up arms against a sea of troubles
January 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
May 18, 2023 at 3:18 PM
The Lost episodes in Korea are in subtitled Korean but the episodes in Iraq do the Hunt for Red October thing and switch everyone into speaking accented English. Presumably because Naveen Andrews is British of Indian descent and doesn't, I'd guess, know any Arabic
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Taking an edible is the first step of the process the second of which is remembering "oh yeah I took an edible" exactly 45 minutes later
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Today proved one thing to me. Hitler was absolutely as batshit delusional as he appeared and his staff enabled a madman. No genius anywhere to be seen. And here we are.
January 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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i am an american patriot. if summoned for jury in the case of mr maduro i will report dutifully. i have never heard of jury nullification.
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Bracing for the modern world's funniest phrase: "emergency podcast"
January 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Alexa, what other presidents have been indicted in the southern district of new york
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Reasserting
preemptive
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
As president of Venezuela isn't Maduro immune from prosecution from any crimes committed while in office
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM