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tim coe
@shakespeherian.bsky.social
· Sep 5
Time to open the addiction app that tells me bad news
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Wife: Please listen.. I am tired… The chores are piling up
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Wife: Please listen.. I am tired… The chores are piling up
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
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Wishing a joyous 83rd birthday to the legendary Martin Scorsese!
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Wishing a joyous 83rd birthday to the legendary Martin Scorsese!
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I like to think he saw Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I like to think he saw Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind.
It's wild that the director of Happy Feet 2 has met the pope and I have not
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's wild that the director of Happy Feet 2 has met the pope and I have not
He should frame it and hang it next to a Carvaggio
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He should frame it and hang it next to a Carvaggio
My kids are doing Mitch Hedberg jokes instead of going to sleep
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My kids are doing Mitch Hedberg jokes instead of going to sleep
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Women in 80s slashers love calling their boyfriend a “jerk”
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Women in 80s slashers love calling their boyfriend a “jerk”
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over on the twits we're talking about Spreggnog
![image of mountain gold eggnog, a 2 liter of sprite, and a white styrofoam cup containing the unholy concoction
Spreggnog
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November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
over on the twits we're talking about Spreggnog
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Time to open the addiction app that tells me bad news
September 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Time to open the addiction app that tells me bad news
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They should make Swann's Way starring Ryan Reynolds and Michelle Rodriguez
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
They should make Swann's Way starring Ryan Reynolds and Michelle Rodriguez
They should make Swann's Way starring Ryan Reynolds and Michelle Rodriguez
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
They should make Swann's Way starring Ryan Reynolds and Michelle Rodriguez
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I think one of the attractions of British spy stuff is that American spy stuff tends too much to the fascist. Le Carré can write about stoic bureaucrats with failing marriages, Tom Clancy has to write about karate champions who end up as the president.
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I think one of the attractions of British spy stuff is that American spy stuff tends too much to the fascist. Le Carré can write about stoic bureaucrats with failing marriages, Tom Clancy has to write about karate champions who end up as the president.
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My annual warning
DO NOT call up the homeless shelter on thanksgiving or Xmas to see if you can pass a few plates and show your kids the “reason for the season”
The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
December 9, 2024 at 11:40 PM
My annual warning
Which border is Charlotte on
CBS News: Border Patrol plans to expand Trump's immigration crackdown to Charlotte and New Orleans
"Internally, officials have dubbed the plans 'Charlotte Web' and 'Catahoula Crunch,' references to the children's novel and the official state dog of Louisiana, respectively."
"Internally, officials have dubbed the plans 'Charlotte Web' and 'Catahoula Crunch,' references to the children's novel and the official state dog of Louisiana, respectively."
Border Patrol plans to expand Trump's immigration crackdown to Charlotte and New Orleans, with armored vehicles and special agents
The Trump administration is planning to dispatch Border Patrol agents to Charlotte and New Orleans to oversee immigration operations that could involve armored vehicles and special operations teams.
www.cbsnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Which border is Charlotte on
Got bored and made lobster Colorado
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Got bored and made lobster Colorado
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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When you stop paying the subscription fee they don't cancel it but they put your dead loved one in hell and you get unskippable video of them burning and begging for you to save them every single hour of the day.
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When you stop paying the subscription fee they don't cancel it but they put your dead loved one in hell and you get unskippable video of them burning and begging for you to save them every single hour of the day.
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I took the liberty of adding a few more of these back to the shop because everyone has someone on their gift list they'd like to lightly poison with an omelet 🍄
www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...
www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I took the liberty of adding a few more of these back to the shop because everyone has someone on their gift list they'd like to lightly poison with an omelet 🍄
www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...
www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...
I cannot read that email as anything but an obvious joke? But on the other hand I can't think of much else that would embarrass and enrage Trump more than this rumor so I'll allow it
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I cannot read that email as anything but an obvious joke? But on the other hand I can't think of much else that would embarrass and enrage Trump more than this rumor so I'll allow it
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I think it’s cool that 4’33” is still pissing people off. I saw it first hand in a music class I took in my undergrad program. People got viscerally angry about it.
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I think it’s cool that 4’33” is still pissing people off. I saw it first hand in a music class I took in my undergrad program. People got viscerally angry about it.
Do the Twilight vampires ever vampire anyone or are they just social outcasts with special powers like the X-Men
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Do the Twilight vampires ever vampire anyone or are they just social outcasts with special powers like the X-Men
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Starting to look like the GOP didn't want this stuff to come out because they were covering for the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Starting to look like the GOP didn't want this stuff to come out because they were covering for the NYT
These are the emails he sent while on VACATION??
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
These are the emails he sent while on VACATION??