Elementary Penguin
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Elementary Penguin is an okapi at the San Diego Zoo. He likes math and hates food.
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"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
I drew the original of this. (I storyboarded and assistant directed on this episode.) (Fry, "Shut up and take my money")
I drew the original of this. (I storyboarded and assistant directed on this episode.) (Fry, "Shut up and take my money")
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
I drew the original of this. (I storyboarded and assistant directed on this episode.) (Fry, "Shut up and take my money")
I drew the original of this. (I storyboarded and assistant directed on this episode.) (Fry, "Shut up and take my money")
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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smoking marjana at your weird cousin’s house 2003
October 11, 2024 at 1:15 AM
smoking marjana at your weird cousin’s house 2003
Had to block a half-dozen “explaining math” instagram accounts because they were so wrong and the comments were even more soul destroying
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Had to block a half-dozen “explaining math” instagram accounts because they were so wrong and the comments were even more soul destroying
They call her the Queen of Faces
December 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
They call her the Queen of Faces
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Steam Winter Sale 2025
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Steam Winter Sale 2025
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Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Merry Christmas!
@endora-bullshit.bsky.social if you won the powerball you have to give me some of it
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@endora-bullshit.bsky.social if you won the powerball you have to give me some of it
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Look at this fucking quilt my little brother made??????
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Look at this fucking quilt my little brother made??????
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If there was a new Christmas song as horny as Santa Baby, accounting for inflation it’d be called like I Need Santa to Crush My Skull With His Sleigh
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If there was a new Christmas song as horny as Santa Baby, accounting for inflation it’d be called like I Need Santa to Crush My Skull With His Sleigh
At my in-laws, watching the women do a Yankee Swap. As I once mentioned on the old place, the men used to do the Yankee Swap too until the year every man bought a $25 Best Buy gift card for the swap and then they were banned forever after.
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
At my in-laws, watching the women do a Yankee Swap. As I once mentioned on the old place, the men used to do the Yankee Swap too until the year every man bought a $25 Best Buy gift card for the swap and then they were banned forever after.
Have learned that “dying from pancreatic cancer” is enough of a tough spot for me that I am sad about Ben Sasse being terminally ill
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Have learned that “dying from pancreatic cancer” is enough of a tough spot for me that I am sad about Ben Sasse being terminally ill
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a optimistic tale about how the arachnids of Klendathu could be defeated
Dutch filmaker: At long last, we have parodied the Torment Nexus from terrible sci-fi novel Please Create The Torment Nexus
Dutch filmaker: At long last, we have parodied the Torment Nexus from terrible sci-fi novel Please Create The Torment Nexus
The whole “don’t create the torment nexus” joke is funny and applicable to a lot of things, but do feel like there’s this irritating tendency to act like sci-fi has been exclusively progressive and transgressive throughout its history
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a optimistic tale about how the arachnids of Klendathu could be defeated
Dutch filmaker: At long last, we have parodied the Torment Nexus from terrible sci-fi novel Please Create The Torment Nexus
Dutch filmaker: At long last, we have parodied the Torment Nexus from terrible sci-fi novel Please Create The Torment Nexus
Happy Festivus from the Fry
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Happy Festivus from the Fry
Irritated with the people claiming, through ignorance or malice, that a PhD student losing their teaching assistantship (which usually includes a tuition waiver as well as some salary) isn’t just ending their academic career
December 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Irritated with the people claiming, through ignorance or malice, that a PhD student losing their teaching assistantship (which usually includes a tuition waiver as well as some salary) isn’t just ending their academic career
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Extremely funny contrast with that right-wing post hallucinating liberals demanding that everyone leave Bill Clinton alone. Not even Bill Clinton is telling them to leave Bill Clinton alone!
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Extremely funny contrast with that right-wing post hallucinating liberals demanding that everyone leave Bill Clinton alone. Not even Bill Clinton is telling them to leave Bill Clinton alone!
@ardaniel.collider.mov god I used to go to the Monroeville mall when I wanted to go to GameStop. RIP
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@ardaniel.collider.mov god I used to go to the Monroeville mall when I wanted to go to GameStop. RIP
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every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
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This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!
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being good for presents came up w my six year old and I asked “should we make getting presents contingent on being good all year” and he said with a small voice “no that’s just a Christian thing”
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
being good for presents came up w my six year old and I asked “should we make getting presents contingent on being good all year” and he said with a small voice “no that’s just a Christian thing”
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
Horror movies always threaten their protagonists with non-Euclidean spaces and they’re just toruses. Smdh
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Horror movies always threaten their protagonists with non-Euclidean spaces and they’re just toruses. Smdh