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Lloyd’s Soil
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They call me John Dirto
Lloyd Howell’s Tip of The Day: Avoid computer use of all kinds as often as possible.

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November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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At about minute 29 of Harlan County USA a miner asks a NYPD cop, Is your work hard? And this legend does a dismissive face and goes Nah, look at me. It's a bunch of bullshit
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Yeah I gotta go with they all like the fact that he trafficked girls for them
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Megyn Kelly saying she'd be fine with Trump touching a 15 year old is a wild thing to say out loud. Even in the MAGA world that's gonna arch the eyebrows of their more casual viewers
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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NEW: Hitlers dna reveals he may have had some stuff mentally going on
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists

It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder

www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
theres a hotel in nigeria that i stayed in for work once 7 years ago and they are, without exception, the first guys to text me on my birthday. from a new number each time
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Doctor: I use an app to transcribe my visits with AI, is that OK?

Me: Sure

Doc: Great

Me: ᶠᵘᶜᵏʸᵒᵘᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ

Doc: What was that?

Me: Nothing

Me: ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉᵇⁱᵗᶜʰᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Aurora color guide! What creates the different shades?

Different atoms getting "excited" at different altitudes

The bright reds are a sign of a particularly intense event
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i hope to see the aurora borealis someday
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
RIP my wobbly little friend. i dont know what to say. i had looked forward to giving you many many more scratches behind the ears. i’ll never forget you
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Your man couldn’t even find an image of the cover of the book he was pretending to listen to
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
is it the packers or the birds who should be considered more “woke”..?
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
these people are beneath contempt ya feel me
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?

HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.

CNN: But you didn't get what you want.

JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Its a big club… and you aint in it!
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What a strange day
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Pretty sure that just happened, Senator
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New Hampshire is a humiliating place to be from with these venal harpies sitting the benches
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
wonderful speech sir
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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The cheapest plan available to me (a Georgian) is over $1,000 a month. Healthcare is no longer an option for me. I will ration the medication I take for as long as I can and then I will wait to die.
So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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if we give up our leverage now as a show of good faith, surely the gop will reward us
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had nothing to do with this. Out of my hands entirely
BREAKING: The Trump administration is asking the Supreme Court to prevent the full funding of SNAP.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM