Lloyd’s Soil
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up in the hills we have developed a new form of comedy. we call it hill comedy.
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"For this abandoned people, there is only one work of mercy: hospitality; and it is by this alone, not through legal observances, that we cross the threshold of the sacred. Abraham showed it to us." – Louis Massignon
Thanks to all who came to our memorial service on behalf of those who have been murdered by ICE. It was held outside of the migrant detention camp at Delaney Hall in Newark, NJ. [1/2]
January 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
"For this abandoned people, there is only one work of mercy: hospitality; and it is by this alone, not through legal observances, that we cross the threshold of the sacred. Abraham showed it to us." – Louis Massignon
This is me with the horns there getting shtabbed by your man crowned with rays and stars
January 19, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This is me with the horns there getting shtabbed by your man crowned with rays and stars
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My favorite snack is Inert Pleasantries
January 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
My favorite snack is Inert Pleasantries
IM WOKE da ba dee da ba da - Wokel 65
January 19, 2026 at 10:57 PM
IM WOKE da ba dee da ba da - Wokel 65
Don’t let my unofficial moniker distract you, I’m a movies man… Don’t get in the way of my directing career! - Timothee Chalamet
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Don’t let my unofficial moniker distract you, I’m a movies man… Don’t get in the way of my directing career! - Timothee Chalamet
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i can do this is we need this in portland at any point. i am literally always washing laundry, a little more will make no difference
If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help.
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
i can do this is we need this in portland at any point. i am literally always washing laundry, a little more will make no difference
all that is required for evil to succeed is for the evil forces to acquire the Heart of Ahriman - Benjamin Franklin
January 19, 2026 at 8:19 PM
all that is required for evil to succeed is for the evil forces to acquire the Heart of Ahriman - Benjamin Franklin
unfortunately, comedy is not funny
January 19, 2026 at 8:08 PM
unfortunately, comedy is not funny
there are days when football happens
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
there are days when football happens
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advertisements should not be allowed to have audio. theyve abused the privilege of sound
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
advertisements should not be allowed to have audio. theyve abused the privilege of sound
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every time someone talks about how good obama was i think about when he drone strike executed an american citizen child and when the admin was asked to explain themselves they said the kid "should have had a more responsible father
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
every time someone talks about how good obama was i think about when he drone strike executed an american citizen child and when the admin was asked to explain themselves they said the kid "should have had a more responsible father
I’ll direct Taxi Driver… and then I’ll direct raging bull! Once these masterpieces are “In the can”, so to speak, they’ll secure my place in history forever! They’ll call me Marty Supreme at last… The best director of all time! -Timothee Chalamet
January 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I’ll direct Taxi Driver… and then I’ll direct raging bull! Once these masterpieces are “In the can”, so to speak, they’ll secure my place in history forever! They’ll call me Marty Supreme at last… The best director of all time! -Timothee Chalamet
i went to mori and nobody mementoed you
January 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
i went to mori and nobody mementoed you
Ok i think i have a pretty good plan that is sure to solve all problems
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Ok i think i have a pretty good plan that is sure to solve all problems
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If you’re not live on bluesky you’re dead
January 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
If you’re not live on bluesky you’re dead
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Computer…generate one trillion precious moments. Play at 1.5x speed.
When dogs see their soldier human return 😍❤️💓 Total Love and Joy 😍 #FridayVibes
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Computer…generate one trillion precious moments. Play at 1.5x speed.
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
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Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
Justice Dept. launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor
The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation into impeding law enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
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They nearly killed this woman. Then they went on national TV and tried to smear her.
Woman Seen Pulled from Car Speaks Out: 'Lucky to be alive'
Aliya Rahman "said she was driving to an appointment at the Traumatic Brain Injury Center when the incident occurred."
She asked for a doctor and was taken to a detention center where she lost consciousness.
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
Aliya Rahman "said she was driving to an appointment at the Traumatic Brain Injury Center when the incident occurred."
She asked for a doctor and was taken to a detention center where she lost consciousness.
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
They nearly killed this woman. Then they went on national TV and tried to smear her.
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
please dont talk to me and please leave me alone. i am trying my hardest to go fuck myself and go into the woods and lie down but .
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
please dont talk to me and please leave me alone. i am trying my hardest to go fuck myself and go into the woods and lie down but .
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May your Whiskey Friday be filled with Tony Dokoupil!
- Traditional CBS greeting
- Traditional CBS greeting
January 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
May your Whiskey Friday be filled with Tony Dokoupil!
- Traditional CBS greeting
- Traditional CBS greeting