🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə)
@timhenke.bsky.social
🇳🇱 Postdoc in Quantisation of moduli spaces, QFT, TQFT & CFT, Algebraic Geometry, Differential Geometry, moduli geometry – Masters in: Maths/Physics/Logic – Help me learn 🇵🇹🇩🇰🇮🇹🇩🇪🇫🇷 by talking to me! (he/him)
Forse tu non pensavi ch'io löico fossi
Forse tu non pensavi ch'io löico fossi
Got a spam text that just said "alcoholic beverage?"
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Got a spam text that just said "alcoholic beverage?"
All these idiots with bad takes being right about everything are so annoying
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
All these idiots with bad takes being right about everything are so annoying
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Our politics have become so bleak that this effort from Mamdani feels almost otherworldly, as though it cannot be real that someone in government is showing concern for poor people.
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Our politics have become so bleak that this effort from Mamdani feels almost otherworldly, as though it cannot be real that someone in government is showing concern for poor people.
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Scorpio: That pattern you've been noticing is real and it's the key to understanding everything. Of course you'll need to gather a lot more data, so it's imperative that you neglect all relationships and responsibilities. You must focus on the pattern.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Scorpio: That pattern you've been noticing is real and it's the key to understanding everything. Of course you'll need to gather a lot more data, so it's imperative that you neglect all relationships and responsibilities. You must focus on the pattern.
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This is gonna go from bad to parody if this ends up being "person persuaded Trump to do a coup for them"
Suddenly it starts to make more sense how the US was able to catch a foreign leader completely off guard. Less “we’re super baddies” and more “they played us and let us do it.”
And lo and behold, from the Miami Herald about how Rodriguez pulled off her coup and played Trump for a fool.
This also explains why Marco Rubio looks like such an ignorant, flailing little bitch right now. Because he is.
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
This also explains why Marco Rubio looks like such an ignorant, flailing little bitch right now. Because he is.
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
January 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This is gonna go from bad to parody if this ends up being "person persuaded Trump to do a coup for them"
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It’s useful to remember that every foreign policy story involves at least one cast of characters that’s going behind Trump’s back and laughing about how stupid and easy to manipulate he is.
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
It’s useful to remember that every foreign policy story involves at least one cast of characters that’s going behind Trump’s back and laughing about how stupid and easy to manipulate he is.
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New euphemism for "bottomless corruption and naked abuses of power" just dropped
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 AM
New euphemism for "bottomless corruption and naked abuses of power" just dropped
If only anyone could have seen this coming
I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
If only anyone could have seen this coming
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See, it’s not hard to denounce this and toe it into the larger pattern of criminality.
Chris Murphy: "Clearly this is wildly illegal. This is a president who has been operating illegally since he was sworn in -- stealing from the American people, seizing spending power, now dragging America into a war overseas ... Donald Trump's entire foreign policy is corrupt."
January 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
See, it’s not hard to denounce this and toe it into the larger pattern of criminality.
Actually unbelievable to confuse import and export in the very first sentence
Cannot conceive of their levels of incompetence
Cannot conceive of their levels of incompetence
Here's the newly released superseding indictment against Maduro and his wife:
www.justice.gov/opa/media/14...
www.justice.gov/opa/media/14...
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Actually unbelievable to confuse import and export in the very first sentence
Cannot conceive of their levels of incompetence
Cannot conceive of their levels of incompetence
jfc
Maduro was “dancing in front of Venezuelan students… and mimicking Trump’s double-fist pumping dance move. Trump was reportedly not amused, and the dancing is said to have contributed to the decision to remove him from power.”
Suddenly it all makes sense!
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
Suddenly it all makes sense!
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
jfc
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In authoritarian regimes, underlings signal loyalty to the ruler by publicly attesting to obviously false claims
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
In authoritarian regimes, underlings signal loyalty to the ruler by publicly attesting to obviously false claims
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The good news about an explicitly "Might Makes Right" foreign policy, where we do whatever we want to other countries because we can, is it will benefit us without causing blowback
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The good news about an explicitly "Might Makes Right" foreign policy, where we do whatever we want to other countries because we can, is it will benefit us without causing blowback
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art is about plot holes. the less plot holes you have the more art
January 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
art is about plot holes. the less plot holes you have the more art
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wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
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MOMMY: peekaboo!!!
BABY (wise): this too shall pass
BABY (wise): this too shall pass
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
MOMMY: peekaboo!!!
BABY (wise): this too shall pass
BABY (wise): this too shall pass
Humiliating for the UK population that their duopoly does not even bother to workshop their assigned talking points a little to *pretend* to be two different parties
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Humiliating for the UK population that their duopoly does not even bother to workshop their assigned talking points a little to *pretend* to be two different parties
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Omg someone made me a wiki and I never knew!!! 🥹🥹😭😭🫶🏿
The Equidistribution of Lattice Shapes of Rings of Integers of Cubic, Quartic, and Quintic Number Fields - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Omg someone made me a wiki and I never knew!!! 🥹🥹😭😭🫶🏿
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“Nobody can stop us,” a thing famously said by people about to do good things
Watch this. Watch again.
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
“Nobody can stop us,” a thing famously said by people about to do good things
Man actually put out a press statement to say "yes, I am drunk with power. It is my full intention to fly still closer to the Sun"
Watch this. Watch again.
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Man actually put out a press statement to say "yes, I am drunk with power. It is my full intention to fly still closer to the Sun"
There was a Frozen-themed kids' party in the hotel so we decided to try our luck outside in the snow
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
There was a Frozen-themed kids' party in the hotel so we decided to try our luck outside in the snow
shot / chaser
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
shot / chaser
It's amazing how this line managed to baffle exactly the people it was talking about
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
It's amazing how this line managed to baffle exactly the people it was talking about