Steven Clontz
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Steven Clontz
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Mathematician, professor, puzzler
Pronouns he/him
Website clontz.org
Puzzle PBaiReGOVANeLpNFrFGBfVkyRgGREf

https://orcid.org/0000-0002-4938-4274
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I'm not sure how you believe in the above verses, as I do, and don't believe that all humans are, as those created in the image of God, worth ultimate love and protection, regardless of gender, race, or origin.
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December 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
An appropriate present for this past year.
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Pro tip: the lift restriction they give you after a cholecystectomy doesn't *explicitly* forbid you from showing your 7yo how far you can leap, but maybe an intelligent person could have figured that out without finding out the hard way?
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Putting "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the lineup of "MeTV Toons" is an act of violence against geriatric millennials such as myself.
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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What always bothers me about discussions of "ethics" in software is that the punchline is always "and this cost their employer a lot of money."

I don't think employer expense is the primary ethical problem that software engineers should think about.
"Why do we have to take ethics classes for a computer science degree?"

This is why. And frankly, we should be failing more students for inadequately demonstrating their understanding of the topic.

Let's review some fun historical examples of why "No, actually quality will continue to matter."
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Chat did I teach her the right or wrong lesson by beating Zelda Link to the Past under 4 minutes using glitches?
Dad may have made a strong suggestion to Santa this year. 🎮
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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God so loved the world that he sent his only Son, not to live as a worldly king, but as a migrant, a servant leader, a teacher, and ultimately a martyr.

Too many conflate worldly wealth and power with godliness. I appreciate anyone who seeks to be truly Christlike, whether you're Christian or not.
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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"Honestly, thank god I had my drum with me because otherwise, I would have been empty-handed at what soon became a full-fledged baby shower."
This Woman in Labor Is Gonna Love My Drumming
The miracle of birth is so incredibly beautiful to behold. Do you know the only thing that could make it better? Percussion. Nothing calms one’s st...
buff.ly
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Dad may have made a strong suggestion to Santa this year. 🎮
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
God so loved the world that he sent his only Son, not to live as a worldly king, but as a migrant, a servant leader, a teacher, and ultimately a martyr.

Too many conflate worldly wealth and power with godliness. I appreciate anyone who seeks to be truly Christlike, whether you're Christian or not.
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Merry "'Almost Christmas' means it wasn't Christmas!" to those who celebrate!

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December 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Merry "'Almost Christmas' means it wasn't Christmas!" to those who celebrate!

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December 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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DELTARUNE on sale! It's the big "20". Check websites for more.
December 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I think it's sweet that the oldest surviving printed book in the world - the Diamond Sutra - is also the oldest creative work explicitly released into the public domain, with a colophon at the end that says it was created for universal free distribution.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond...
Diamond Sutra - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Tired: ZFC+CH
Wired: ZFC+(V=L)
Inspired: ZFC+(0=1)
i think the funniest possible way for this to all work out is that the arguments are actually all valid but the "axiom" he and grok cooked up is just 0 = 1
December 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Saving this for later use. #MathSky
December 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Okay sorry to webdev post on MathSky but omg do I just suck at React or is it really this boilerplatey? Missing @svelte.dev rn 😭
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Christianity absolutely requires you to welcome immigrants.

No exceptions.

No “if they follow the law.”

No “if they contribute economically.”

No exceptions. Welcome them. Treat them as a citizen. Love them.
December 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Another day without needing to know that the midi-chlorian is the powerhouse of the cell.
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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New video! How Lucky is the Mario Kart 64 World Record? youtu.be/HgsWoP5rqLA
How Lucky is the Mario Kart 64 World Record?
YouTube video by Bismuth
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM