Dangerous Beans
@2dangerousbeans.bsky.social
Radical apophaticist Christian anarchist thingy. LGBTQIA+ accomplice. he/him. Mostly retweets for now. And that's basically it for consistent punctuation, this is internet
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LMAO he literally said your wife was an "affirmative action hire" because black women "do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously" get a fucking grip
We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.
September 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
LMAO he literally said your wife was an "affirmative action hire" because black women "do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously" get a fucking grip
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If I have any life advice for people, it's to try not to live your life in a way where the only people publicly mourning you are doing it to work an angle
September 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If I have any life advice for people, it's to try not to live your life in a way where the only people publicly mourning you are doing it to work an angle
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Cops = political violence
Israel = political violence
The Iraq War = political violence
Prisons = political violence
Overthrowing governments = political violence
Drone strikes = political violence
ICE raids = political violence
Missiles targeting boats = political violence
Israel = political violence
The Iraq War = political violence
Prisons = political violence
Overthrowing governments = political violence
Drone strikes = political violence
ICE raids = political violence
Missiles targeting boats = political violence
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Cops = political violence
Israel = political violence
The Iraq War = political violence
Prisons = political violence
Overthrowing governments = political violence
Drone strikes = political violence
ICE raids = political violence
Missiles targeting boats = political violence
Israel = political violence
The Iraq War = political violence
Prisons = political violence
Overthrowing governments = political violence
Drone strikes = political violence
ICE raids = political violence
Missiles targeting boats = political violence
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Quoting with alt because this poster is awesome
July 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Quoting with alt because this poster is awesome
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The “conservopedia” guy used to be considered a hubristic crank due to his project to remove the liberal bias from human knowledge, starting with Wikipedia and the Bible. We should have known eventually someone would try to make a Mechanical Crank
June 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The “conservopedia” guy used to be considered a hubristic crank due to his project to remove the liberal bias from human knowledge, starting with Wikipedia and the Bible. We should have known eventually someone would try to make a Mechanical Crank
@tomlumperson.bsky.social I just heard you on @jamieloftus.bsky.social's podcast, and I immediately recognized your voice and thought my phone had randomly switched to Let's Learn Everything
May 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
@tomlumperson.bsky.social I just heard you on @jamieloftus.bsky.social's podcast, and I immediately recognized your voice and thought my phone had randomly switched to Let's Learn Everything
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In the moment, people tend to blame people for taking actions that antagonize violent and genocidal governments and bring down repression. In retrospect, however, those actions are easily understood as morally justifiable, even if they aren't necessarily strategic.
May 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
In the moment, people tend to blame people for taking actions that antagonize violent and genocidal governments and bring down repression. In retrospect, however, those actions are easily understood as morally justifiable, even if they aren't necessarily strategic.
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it was written by a guy who had supported the Nazis as a conservative and came to terribly regret his direct contribution to their evil.
I need to remind you that the famous poem "first they came for x" was written by a White German Priest. The poem was a warning since he too was later to be captured by the Nazis and sent to a camp. Speak up/act before its too late.
Silence will not save you. Your silence will NOT save you. I am always infuriated by the American incapacity for collective action but if y'all don't wake up there's really going to be nothing left for anyone.
March 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
it was written by a guy who had supported the Nazis as a conservative and came to terribly regret his direct contribution to their evil.
As a cult survivor I think a lot these days about how cults can only exist in an economically oppressive society like capitalism and this comic really sums it up
March 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
As a cult survivor I think a lot these days about how cults can only exist in an economically oppressive society like capitalism and this comic really sums it up
Gosh I sure will miss the bland roast beef sparsely sprinkled on a bun they call a "burger" and the weird pencils they call "fries"
March 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Gosh I sure will miss the bland roast beef sparsely sprinkled on a bun they call a "burger" and the weird pencils they call "fries"
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we are going to need better hats.
All I gotta say is if we're gonna be forced to live through the worst excesses and societal ills brought on by the pernicious greed of billionaires, then our Gilded Age 2.0 will need to deal with a new class of radical muckrakers that rival the best the Progressive Era had to offer
March 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
we are going to need better hats.
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Just the NYT carrying on their long tradition of feverishly promoting fascists and their collaborators
"It is very clear that, if there is a middle of all of this hot mess of division, Americans want us to work together when we can and find common ground," Sen. Amy Klobuchar tells the Opinion writer Michelle Cottle.
Opinion | Amy Klobuchar on How Democrats Can Combat America’s ‘Hot Mess of Division’
The Minnesota moderate has thoughts on how her party can move forward.
www.nytimes.com
February 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just the NYT carrying on their long tradition of feverishly promoting fascists and their collaborators
@nacustis.bsky.social Ey I'm not going to use my real name on here but you know me IRL.
February 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@nacustis.bsky.social Ey I'm not going to use my real name on here but you know me IRL.
I take some small comfort in knowing this is whom we're up against to some extent
i stride into the grocery store with two guns, blood from the razor sewn into the waistband of my pants drips down my ass while blood from the razor blade in the tongue of my shoe soaks the escape map that shows me how to get back to my house two miles away.
i have forgotten my wallet.
i have forgotten my wallet.
January 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I take some small comfort in knowing this is whom we're up against to some extent
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Just remembered that The Muppet Show theme song contains the line “it’s time to put on makeup” and it makes me wonder what they look like without it, maybe they look normal
January 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just remembered that The Muppet Show theme song contains the line “it’s time to put on makeup” and it makes me wonder what they look like without it, maybe they look normal
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Ruben nails it as usual
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic
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📣 News of the Times: Manhunt for Killer CEO Underway
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Brought to you by the rough 'n' robust Inner Hive, including longtime member BobbyG and new member Noghar.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive E-Z)
READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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📣 News of the Times: Manhunt for Killer CEO Underway
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Brought to you by the rough 'n' robust Inner Hive, including longtime member BobbyG and new member Noghar.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive E-Z)
READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
December 12, 2024 at 10:49 AM
Ruben nails it as usual
My body: "Okay everyone, we're getting a lot of signals that bad times are coming, what do we do to prepare"
My digestive system: "Crippling diarrhea"
"Anyone else"
(Silence)
"Absolutely ANY other ideas"
(Silence)
My digestive system: "For DAYS"
My digestive system: "Crippling diarrhea"
"Anyone else"
(Silence)
"Absolutely ANY other ideas"
(Silence)
My digestive system: "For DAYS"
November 6, 2024 at 12:50 PM
My body: "Okay everyone, we're getting a lot of signals that bad times are coming, what do we do to prepare"
My digestive system: "Crippling diarrhea"
"Anyone else"
(Silence)
"Absolutely ANY other ideas"
(Silence)
My digestive system: "For DAYS"
My digestive system: "Crippling diarrhea"
"Anyone else"
(Silence)
"Absolutely ANY other ideas"
(Silence)
My digestive system: "For DAYS"
They know we know and they're just lying to insult us, right?
If anyone said the phrase "emotional salary" to me, I would simply start throwing things at them
October 18, 2024 at 1:15 AM
They know we know and they're just lying to insult us, right?
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I'm an anarchist and I always hate it when it turns out we were right about something.
September 21, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I'm an anarchist and I always hate it when it turns out we were right about something.
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I'm with the bear on this one.
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I'm with the bear on this one.
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November 29, 2023 at 4:14 PM
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I'm with the bear on this one.
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I'm with the bear on this one.
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1970s Studio Movie: synopsis is twelve paragraphs long, running time 90 minutes.
2020s Studio Movie: synopsis is "Laser Man must close the space portal once again", running time 157 minutes.
2020s Studio Movie: synopsis is "Laser Man must close the space portal once again", running time 157 minutes.
September 9, 2024 at 9:55 AM
1970s Studio Movie: synopsis is twelve paragraphs long, running time 90 minutes.
2020s Studio Movie: synopsis is "Laser Man must close the space portal once again", running time 157 minutes.
2020s Studio Movie: synopsis is "Laser Man must close the space portal once again", running time 157 minutes.
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Separating the art from the artist in stage-2 by activating a small series of low-yield explosives after the artist’s initial fuel is spent, releasing them from the art, which continues along its planned trajectory, while the artist tumbles back toward Earth, deploying a parachute on the way down
Separating the art from the artist by making all artists create their works inside a human centrifuge
Separating the art from the artist by pouring them back and forth between the two halves of the cracked shells, allowing the artist to stay in one shell half and the art to drip down into a bowl below
September 2, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Separating the art from the artist in stage-2 by activating a small series of low-yield explosives after the artist’s initial fuel is spent, releasing them from the art, which continues along its planned trajectory, while the artist tumbles back toward Earth, deploying a parachute on the way down