Mspreposterous
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Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”
Please enjoy Serene Frog
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Please enjoy Serene Frog
I found his white whale
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I found his white whale
For sale. Clown shoes. Will kill you.
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
For sale. Clown shoes. Will kill you.
Do I want to go to a mall on December 26
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Do I want to go to a mall on December 26
J: What’s up
Me: [thinking about people making AI versions of loved ones as a way to avoid feeling genuine loss when they die; picturing my robot mother saying “That color isn’t doing anything for you” & my robot father sighing heavily when I admit I don’t know how many mpg my car gets] Not much
Me: [thinking about people making AI versions of loved ones as a way to avoid feeling genuine loss when they die; picturing my robot mother saying “That color isn’t doing anything for you” & my robot father sighing heavily when I admit I don’t know how many mpg my car gets] Not much
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
J: What’s up
Me: [thinking about people making AI versions of loved ones as a way to avoid feeling genuine loss when they die; picturing my robot mother saying “That color isn’t doing anything for you” & my robot father sighing heavily when I admit I don’t know how many mpg my car gets] Not much
Me: [thinking about people making AI versions of loved ones as a way to avoid feeling genuine loss when they die; picturing my robot mother saying “That color isn’t doing anything for you” & my robot father sighing heavily when I admit I don’t know how many mpg my car gets] Not much
Deleting phone photos and I need you to know I remember exactly how delicious this donut was. This photo is from 2017.
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Deleting phone photos and I need you to know I remember exactly how delicious this donut was. This photo is from 2017.
Happy new year from me to you
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Happy new year from me to you
Heading home ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Heading home ❤️
“Let’s do everything the dumbest fucking way possible and then be surprised when it sucks” - my in-laws, eternally, but also specifically right now as they struggle to make breakfast for 1:30 PM EST
(No, I cannot help, because everything has to be just so and I, an outsider, can’t possibly manage)
(No, I cannot help, because everything has to be just so and I, an outsider, can’t possibly manage)
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“Let’s do everything the dumbest fucking way possible and then be surprised when it sucks” - my in-laws, eternally, but also specifically right now as they struggle to make breakfast for 1:30 PM EST
(No, I cannot help, because everything has to be just so and I, an outsider, can’t possibly manage)
(No, I cannot help, because everything has to be just so and I, an outsider, can’t possibly manage)
Was trying to explain that Leeann (sp?) rimes version of “all I want for Christmas is you” is a cover
J: of Mariah Carey?
Me: No … Vince Vance and the …vandals? Vince Vance and the … vigor? Vince Vance and the … varicose veins?
J, exasperated: YOU KEEP SAYING VINCE VANCE
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
J: of Mariah Carey?
Me: No … Vince Vance and the …vandals? Vince Vance and the … vigor? Vince Vance and the … varicose veins?
J, exasperated: YOU KEEP SAYING VINCE VANCE
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Was trying to explain that Leeann (sp?) rimes version of “all I want for Christmas is you” is a cover
J: of Mariah Carey?
Me: No … Vince Vance and the …vandals? Vince Vance and the … vigor? Vince Vance and the … varicose veins?
J, exasperated: YOU KEEP SAYING VINCE VANCE
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
J: of Mariah Carey?
Me: No … Vince Vance and the …vandals? Vince Vance and the … vigor? Vince Vance and the … varicose veins?
J, exasperated: YOU KEEP SAYING VINCE VANCE
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dinner was allegedly going to be at 6 and my brother in law just said we “might eat by 9”
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dinner was allegedly going to be at 6 and my brother in law just said we “might eat by 9”
Few know that Motley Crue’s hit was inspired by this scene in the colorized version of It’s A Wonderful Life
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Few know that Motley Crue’s hit was inspired by this scene in the colorized version of It’s A Wonderful Life
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Scrooge had it easy. I *wish* I was only visited by three ghosts instead of just torturing myself by reliving every mistake I've ever made in my entire life in my own head most nights. Though they have a nice extra sting tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Scrooge had it easy. I *wish* I was only visited by three ghosts instead of just torturing myself by reliving every mistake I've ever made in my entire life in my own head most nights. Though they have a nice extra sting tonight.
Me, pretending to give notes on It’s A Wonderful Life: But is there enough screaming???
(I love it and have teared up three times already during tonight’s viewing but GODDAMN there is a lot of screaming)
(I love it and have teared up three times already during tonight’s viewing but GODDAMN there is a lot of screaming)
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Me, pretending to give notes on It’s A Wonderful Life: But is there enough screaming???
(I love it and have teared up three times already during tonight’s viewing but GODDAMN there is a lot of screaming)
(I love it and have teared up three times already during tonight’s viewing but GODDAMN there is a lot of screaming)
Reposted by Mspreposterous
thinking of the fugitive slave act and people who profited from it
NEW: A variety of military and intelligence contractors have already signed on to help ICE's immigrant bounty hunter program. A review of procurement data shows 10 companies stand to make up to *ONE BILLION* dollars from the program by 2027. theintercept.com/2025/12/23/i...
10 Companies Have Already Made $1 Million as ICE Bounty Hunters. We Found Them.
And they stand to make millions more in cash bonuses for surveilling and tracking immigrants in service of ICE’s deportation machine.
theintercept.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thinking of the fugitive slave act and people who profited from it
[Whitney Houston voice] And Iiiiiiiiiiiii have graded my last paper of the yearrrrrrrr
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[Whitney Houston voice] And Iiiiiiiiiiiii have graded my last paper of the yearrrrrrrr
Reliving holiday retail fun after J texted “it is insane here” from a bookstore
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Reliving holiday retail fun after J texted “it is insane here” from a bookstore
Still laughing imagining the neighbors across the street cursing because it’s too bright to sleep for the month of December
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Still laughing imagining the neighbors across the street cursing because it’s too bright to sleep for the month of December
Ending the year doling out good advice
December 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ending the year doling out good advice
I forgot my TikTok password in 2023 and took that as a sign never to use the app so please know if you send me one, you will get a 👍🏻 which translates to “thank you for thinking of me and never ask me about this video again”
December 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I forgot my TikTok password in 2023 and took that as a sign never to use the app so please know if you send me one, you will get a 👍🏻 which translates to “thank you for thinking of me and never ask me about this video again”
What I’m wearing to Christmas at my in-laws
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What I’m wearing to Christmas at my in-laws
J, referring to my checking out 5+ library books a week this year: So won’t that hurt their stats next year
Me: No
J: When do you think you’ll stop getting so many books
Me, pretending to think: Hmm … when I’m dead? 🤔
Me: No
J: When do you think you’ll stop getting so many books
Me, pretending to think: Hmm … when I’m dead? 🤔
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
J, referring to my checking out 5+ library books a week this year: So won’t that hurt their stats next year
Me: No
J: When do you think you’ll stop getting so many books
Me, pretending to think: Hmm … when I’m dead? 🤔
Me: No
J: When do you think you’ll stop getting so many books
Me, pretending to think: Hmm … when I’m dead? 🤔
It did not, but it could have been worse
Please dear goddess let this day go by without incident
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It did not, but it could have been worse
Ya girl is having a rough day and I was getting a bit emotional but luckily a child snapped me out of it by shouting WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE DOG FARTS
December 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ya girl is having a rough day and I was getting a bit emotional but luckily a child snapped me out of it by shouting WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE DOG FARTS
Please dear goddess let this day go by without incident
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Please dear goddess let this day go by without incident