Mspreposterous
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Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”
Perfection
You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Perfection
Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”
Name a villain you sympathize with
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band deserved to win the talent show
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band deserved to win the talent show
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Name a villain you sympathize with
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band deserved to win the talent show
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band deserved to win the talent show
We have a local election coming up and the side I support is doing a lot of canvassing. Has someone coming to your house and discussing an issue with you ever changed your mind?
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We have a local election coming up and the side I support is doing a lot of canvassing. Has someone coming to your house and discussing an issue with you ever changed your mind?
I know social media is largely garbage but without it, I never would have just bought JAMES ACASTER TICKETS!!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I know social media is largely garbage but without it, I never would have just bought JAMES ACASTER TICKETS!!!
Person in front of me wearing a Keno hat. I was going to tell him I liked it but then he started berating the pharmacist and now I hate him!!
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Person in front of me wearing a Keno hat. I was going to tell him I liked it but then he started berating the pharmacist and now I hate him!!
May have already shared this ... but I started laughing again remembering when someone asked me to apply for a new job & I said, "Why would I want to work my ass off to spend most of my day with people who want to tell me to go fuck myself?"
Other person responded, "Fair enough" & that was that.
Other person responded, "Fair enough" & that was that.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
May have already shared this ... but I started laughing again remembering when someone asked me to apply for a new job & I said, "Why would I want to work my ass off to spend most of my day with people who want to tell me to go fuck myself?"
Other person responded, "Fair enough" & that was that.
Other person responded, "Fair enough" & that was that.
Co-worker: I accept your apology
Me: Let me clarify that I haven’t apologized and do not intend to
… and then the meeting continued
Me: Let me clarify that I haven’t apologized and do not intend to
… and then the meeting continued
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Co-worker: I accept your apology
Me: Let me clarify that I haven’t apologized and do not intend to
… and then the meeting continued
Me: Let me clarify that I haven’t apologized and do not intend to
… and then the meeting continued
I laughed very hard
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I laughed very hard
J is in the kitchen singing “Promiscuous Squirrel” as he does the dishes
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
J is in the kitchen singing “Promiscuous Squirrel” as he does the dishes
I, a middle-aged woman, wore a turtleneck to work today. I am ready to cut it a la Flashdance. What a feeling!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I, a middle-aged woman, wore a turtleneck to work today. I am ready to cut it a la Flashdance. What a feeling!!!
The news: We will see the temperatures jump up
J and me, simultaneously: MY BUTT!!!
J and me, simultaneously: MY BUTT!!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The news: We will see the temperatures jump up
J and me, simultaneously: MY BUTT!!!
J and me, simultaneously: MY BUTT!!!
Fully obsessed with this tree
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Fully obsessed with this tree
People out here being dumb as hell, which is probably illegal
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
People out here being dumb as hell, which is probably illegal
Trying to learn a new game. Bless everyone involved.
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Trying to learn a new game. Bless everyone involved.
Me, every 3 feet on today’s walk: This is art
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me, every 3 feet on today’s walk: This is art
Me listening to ABBA’s “Knowing Me, Knowing You” and only singing increasingly unhinged UH HHHHAs
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Me listening to ABBA’s “Knowing Me, Knowing You” and only singing increasingly unhinged UH HHHHAs
Another day another dahlia
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Another day another dahlia
Sickiest burn after a day of Antigone:
“Bitch, if you died, I wouldn’t even throw dust NEAR your body” [uproarious laughter]
“Bitch, if you died, I wouldn’t even throw dust NEAR your body” [uproarious laughter]
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sickiest burn after a day of Antigone:
“Bitch, if you died, I wouldn’t even throw dust NEAR your body” [uproarious laughter]
“Bitch, if you died, I wouldn’t even throw dust NEAR your body” [uproarious laughter]
The news: This local company went out of business seemingly overnight. Employees have no idea how it happened. In 2022, the company was bought by a private equity—
Me, screaming: I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED!!!
Me, screaming: I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED!!!
October 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The news: This local company went out of business seemingly overnight. Employees have no idea how it happened. In 2022, the company was bought by a private equity—
Me, screaming: I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED!!!
Me, screaming: I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED!!!
Just got an email about a kid-planned food drive ("we need to put fun stuff in too so it seems more like a raffle and nobody will be embarrassed to take it home"); many people in this world are wonderful
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just got an email about a kid-planned food drive ("we need to put fun stuff in too so it seems more like a raffle and nobody will be embarrassed to take it home"); many people in this world are wonderful
Reposted by Mspreposterous
[guy who loves baklava and is reading too much news]
What's next, a baklava ban? 😠
What's next, a baklava ban? 😠
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
[guy who loves baklava and is reading too much news]
What's next, a baklava ban? 😠
What's next, a baklava ban? 😠
X: Miss, wait, how are you
Me: Early 50s
X: Deadass?
Me, nodding: Deadass
[hooting and hollering]
Me: Early 50s
X: Deadass?
Me, nodding: Deadass
[hooting and hollering]
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
X: Miss, wait, how are you
Me: Early 50s
X: Deadass?
Me, nodding: Deadass
[hooting and hollering]
Me: Early 50s
X: Deadass?
Me, nodding: Deadass
[hooting and hollering]
Guess what was in a clue tonight???
Do not talk to me or my brother about A Confederacy of Dunces
(This conversation took place during Jeopardy)
(This conversation took place during Jeopardy)
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Guess what was in a clue tonight???