Mspreposterous
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Oh, you know. She/her.
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Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
I am finally finishing this story today. It is so beautiful and so gutting (like life!)
“What did he do anyway, look at trees and feel bad? That’s no way to live”
- a character in Ocean Vuong’s The Emperor of Gladness talking about Robert Frost
- a character in Ocean Vuong’s The Emperor of Gladness talking about Robert Frost
February 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I am finally finishing this story today. It is so beautiful and so gutting (like life!)
Just to clarify: never attempt to contact me outside of work. I do not exist outside of that building.
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Just to clarify: never attempt to contact me outside of work. I do not exist outside of that building.
Excuse me I don’t have any tattoos
ever hang out with someone you think is very complex and deep then realize that they’re just a depressed moron with tattoos
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Excuse me I don’t have any tattoos
Finally did it: laughed so hard that I threw up while coughing! I am the dumbest person alive and it’s amazing!!!
I turned down the volume while J watches men’s skating … and started blasting this. Once again, laughed until I almost threw up while coughing
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Finally did it: laughed so hard that I threw up while coughing! I am the dumbest person alive and it’s amazing!!!
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“I don't see any plan, any strategy, any end game,” says Pat Parenteau, a professor of environmental law at the University of Vermont. “I don't see anything from this administration, just fuck everything up as much as you can. You can print that.”
Sounds accurate to me.
Sounds accurate to me.
The Fight Over US Climate Rules Is Just Beginning
As the EPA moves to roll back the endangerment finding, which allows it to regulate greenhouse gases, experts predict uncertainty for business and a protracted legal fight.
www.wired.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
“I don't see any plan, any strategy, any end game,” says Pat Parenteau, a professor of environmental law at the University of Vermont. “I don't see anything from this administration, just fuck everything up as much as you can. You can print that.”
Sounds accurate to me.
Sounds accurate to me.
I turned down the volume while J watches men’s skating … and started blasting this. Once again, laughed until I almost threw up while coughing
February 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I turned down the volume while J watches men’s skating … and started blasting this. Once again, laughed until I almost threw up while coughing
Just drove by what used to be a curtains store and saw that it’s closed
J and I simultaneously: IT’S CURTAINS FOR THE CURTAINS STORE!
J and I simultaneously: IT’S CURTAINS FOR THE CURTAINS STORE!
February 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Just drove by what used to be a curtains store and saw that it’s closed
J and I simultaneously: IT’S CURTAINS FOR THE CURTAINS STORE!
J and I simultaneously: IT’S CURTAINS FOR THE CURTAINS STORE!
Universe bless the woman using my email address who just bought a period tracker. Hope everything is ok!
February 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Universe bless the woman using my email address who just bought a period tracker. Hope everything is ok!
This bitch Linus? (No context will be provided)
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This bitch Linus? (No context will be provided)
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
J, excitedly: there are a bunch of coyotes on the golf course!!!
Me: are they any good
Me: are they any good
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
J, excitedly: there are a bunch of coyotes on the golf course!!!
Me: are they any good
Me: are they any good
Next level psychological warfare
My mom sent me an ad for anti-aging makeup and when I responded, “my skin is really beautiful,” she left me on read.
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Next level psychological warfare
X: Miss, you are still sick?!
Me: Someday I’ll stop coughing and think how happy I’ll feel!
Y, helpfully: Someday you’ll be dead
Me: Exactly! That will solve this coughing issue!!
Me: Someday I’ll stop coughing and think how happy I’ll feel!
Y, helpfully: Someday you’ll be dead
Me: Exactly! That will solve this coughing issue!!
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
X: Miss, you are still sick?!
Me: Someday I’ll stop coughing and think how happy I’ll feel!
Y, helpfully: Someday you’ll be dead
Me: Exactly! That will solve this coughing issue!!
Me: Someday I’ll stop coughing and think how happy I’ll feel!
Y, helpfully: Someday you’ll be dead
Me: Exactly! That will solve this coughing issue!!
I was in a meeting where one person told another to “stfu and be real right now” and I felt myself transform into that Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I was in a meeting where one person told another to “stfu and be real right now” and I felt myself transform into that Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif
Describe your BlueSky account in three words:
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Describe your BlueSky account in three words:
J: do you think the ice skaters look down on the ice dancers
Me, confident even though i have no proof and will not look for any: yes!
Me, confident even though i have no proof and will not look for any: yes!
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
J: do you think the ice skaters look down on the ice dancers
Me, confident even though i have no proof and will not look for any: yes!
Me, confident even though i have no proof and will not look for any: yes!
Buying myself an iced coffee as a reward for not laughing in someone’s face when they asked me to write “rich conversation” in the meeting notes what does that mean shut up I don’t care
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Buying myself an iced coffee as a reward for not laughing in someone’s face when they asked me to write “rich conversation” in the meeting notes what does that mean shut up I don’t care
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
That’s what’s up.
Post a tree you photographed
February 11, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Post a tree you photographed
Me, wheezing and choking while laughing: I got this dog in me.
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Me, wheezing and choking while laughing: I got this dog in me.
Watching the fucking sleet and reminding myself that it will not be winter forever
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Watching the fucking sleet and reminding myself that it will not be winter forever
My 80 year old aunt re: the half time show [many complaints]
My 81 year old mom: oh GROW UP why does everything always have to be about us??? I didn’t understand a word but they looked JOYFUL and I LOVE THAT
My 81 year old mom: oh GROW UP why does everything always have to be about us??? I didn’t understand a word but they looked JOYFUL and I LOVE THAT
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
My 80 year old aunt re: the half time show [many complaints]
My 81 year old mom: oh GROW UP why does everything always have to be about us??? I didn’t understand a word but they looked JOYFUL and I LOVE THAT
My 81 year old mom: oh GROW UP why does everything always have to be about us??? I didn’t understand a word but they looked JOYFUL and I LOVE THAT
Me, 9 hours later: THE HAWKS WHO WOULD NOT BE ROCKED
Me: These are the sons of the fish who would not be squished
J: What are you on about
Me: THE BEARS THAT REFUSED TO BE BURIED
J: What are you on about
Me: THE BEARS THAT REFUSED TO BE BURIED
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Me, 9 hours later: THE HAWKS WHO WOULD NOT BE ROCKED
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?