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In 2014 my mom made this mistake in the fam group chat so we’ve been saying “Gnome” instead of “goodnight” … for almost 12 years??? What is time
Mom Gnome to all. Me Goodnight? Mom Supposed to be Gnite! My brother GMOME BLESS US, EVERY ONE
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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The vibes I bring (I could be either person in this scenario)
Two people in red chairs face each other. Between them, someone has photoshopped the words THINGS AN INSANE PERSON WOULD SAY.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Oh hey what’s up
A bright red sculpture of a child wearing a cape and horns. You know, like the devil.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Describing adults
If this were high school, they would be taking earrings out and putting Vaseline on Delivered
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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One of my favorite photos from hiking in Acadia
Light shining through a forest of mostly pine trees; the ground is mostly gray rock
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I laughed very hard
There goes my hero Man "forged head injury to get months off work" and then returned being rude to everyone, citing that his personality had been altered
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Fully obsessed with this tree
Yellow and orange leaves against a bright blue sky
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Me, every 3 feet on today’s walk: This is art
An orange and yellow leaf against gray and white background
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Another day another dahlia
Red and white dahlia against a green background of leaves
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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What I can handle right now: leaves and flowers
A tree has green leaves on the bottom left, then orange with some yellow, and the bright red. The sky is blue with white fluffy clouds.
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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This is now (again) a dahlia appreciation account
A deep pink dahlia against greenery and a cloudy sky
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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I saw so many dahlias today!
Orange and yellow dahlias amid greenery with a bright blue sky
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Very tempting to read but I’m still pretending the movie doesn’t exist
Reddit thread BardInChains Babe 2: Pig in the City is a horror movie
October 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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It’s giving “Muriel, you’re terrible!”
love your attitude Thanks it's terrible!
October 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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12 years ago I told kids I was going to be out on Friday and Monday and they were like, “Are you going on a vacation???” And I said, “No, I’m getting married.” 2 hours later, this was shoved under my door during my prep. ❤️
Congrats on your secret engagement and. good luck on your wonderful weating.
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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What happens when a friend says, “We should watch The Wire together”
I watched the whole thing and I am literally not strong enough to do so again. The season with the schools nearly killed me (dehydrated me to death from crying) Delivered
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Me, to the man who keeps interrupting me: Stop interrupting me

Man: I just—

Me: STOP INTERRUPTING ME

Man: I-

Me: STOP!!!
Movie poster with a scared man and a smiling woman The new sound of horror... WHAT? 'A WOMANIS TALKING BUT I WANTED TO TALK! I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING COOL THAT I LIKE, LIKE RACE CARS, SHE'S JUST GOING BLABLABLABLABLABLA BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
October 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Your dad is
SXM 009 90s on 9 90s on 9 The Fugees Killing Me Softly With His Son Leaving the “g” off of “song” changes things
October 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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I like to think they’re all friends, but the orange and red ones are best buds
Blue, green, light green, yellow, red, orange and pink animals (are they little horses?) on the sidewalk outside of a toy store. The orange one is leaning against the red one.
October 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I just need the weekend to rejuvenate, promise
Sticker (white background with green lettering and two guns crossed to form an C) that reads “GET BACK TO KICKING ASS YOU MAGNIFICENT BITCH”
October 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I read this book 6 months ago but am still all in re: when this hold will come in!!!
Liz Moore The God of the Woods You are 983rd in line. 62 copies in use. 1,082 people waiting in total. 17 people waiting per copy. Your library has acquired 23 more copies since you placed this hold. You are 983rd in line. 62 copies in use. 1,082 people waiting in total. 17 people waiting per copy. Your library has acquired 23 more...
October 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Howdy neighbor!
A skeleton wearing a jaunty hat and sitting in a red Adirondack chair in a garden
October 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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“First thing in the morning, people give me shit. That’s how I know my day’s begun.”

-Bruce McCullough in the Kids in the Hall “bank people” sketch
A white man with poofy hair, a purple and white striped dress shirt, and a piano keys tie. He is not happy about working in a bank!
October 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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This happened [checks Effbook] 17 years ago??? What is time? I hope X is doing well.
X: What's the difference between a homophone and a homonym? Me: I know, they are easy to confuse. [| explain the difference.] So an example of a homophone would be rain and reign. Like 'it's raining outside' or Slayer's album 'Reign in Blood.' Or, you know, reining in a horse. Was that any help? X: I am more confused than before. [pause] What's an album?
October 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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80 degrees in October means we can still kayak
Yellow kayak in a river; green, yellow, and red leaves are reflected in the water
October 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM