Orpheus Condescending
@maryscottoconnor.com
Rage, rage against the Lying of the Right
Writer/Actress
Sober 11/96
Born '68
Traverse City, MI
https://www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor/
READ MY ALT TEXT.
Faites ce que vous voulez.␚
Writer/Actress
Sober 11/96
Born '68
Traverse City, MI
https://www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor/
READ MY ALT TEXT.
Faites ce que vous voulez.␚
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I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
Fascism, but with child rape and adult diapers.
He makes EVERYTHING worse.
He makes EVERYTHING worse.
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Fascism, but with child rape and adult diapers.
He makes EVERYTHING worse.
He makes EVERYTHING worse.
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While it's on my mind, I'd like to register a complaint with the judges about THREE WORDS that shouldn't be spelled the way they are:
Minuscule, arachnophobia, & infinitesimal.
They SHOULD be:
Miniscule, arachniphobia, & infinitessimal.
I should think the reasons self-evident.
That's all.
Minuscule, arachnophobia, & infinitesimal.
They SHOULD be:
Miniscule, arachniphobia, & infinitessimal.
I should think the reasons self-evident.
That's all.
a close up of a woman wearing sunglasses and a scarf .
Alt: Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly in The Devil Wears Prada stares at Andie for a second before turning to get in the car & lifting her hand to remove her sunglasses as she does. A nonverbal & final "That's all."
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
While it's on my mind, I'd like to register a complaint with the judges about THREE WORDS that shouldn't be spelled the way they are:
Minuscule, arachnophobia, & infinitesimal.
They SHOULD be:
Miniscule, arachniphobia, & infinitessimal.
I should think the reasons self-evident.
That's all.
Minuscule, arachnophobia, & infinitesimal.
They SHOULD be:
Miniscule, arachniphobia, & infinitessimal.
I should think the reasons self-evident.
That's all.
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DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK
September 12, 2023 at 9:02 PM
DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK
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"I WANNA GO OUT."
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"I WANNA GO OUT."
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November 21, 2023 at 12:15 PM
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"I WANNA GO OUT."
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"I WANNA GO OUT."
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FYI:
The collective noun is “a Leavitt of liars”.
The collective noun is “a Leavitt of liars”.
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
FYI:
The collective noun is “a Leavitt of liars”.
The collective noun is “a Leavitt of liars”.
Happy Boxing Day. (Someone reminded me.)
Apropos of NOTHING to do with Boxing Day...
A favourite song of mine, “Tu Es Mon Autre”, a duet between two of the greatest singers ever -
Lara Fabian & Mauranne, accompanied by a gorgeous guitarist, Lalane:
youtu.be/6CH_GAoSYKk?...
Apropos of NOTHING to do with Boxing Day...
A favourite song of mine, “Tu Es Mon Autre”, a duet between two of the greatest singers ever -
Lara Fabian & Mauranne, accompanied by a gorgeous guitarist, Lalane:
youtu.be/6CH_GAoSYKk?...
Tu es mon autre - Lara Fabian, Mauranne et Lalane
YouTube video by Cláudia Crachi
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy Boxing Day. (Someone reminded me.)
Apropos of NOTHING to do with Boxing Day...
A favourite song of mine, “Tu Es Mon Autre”, a duet between two of the greatest singers ever -
Lara Fabian & Mauranne, accompanied by a gorgeous guitarist, Lalane:
youtu.be/6CH_GAoSYKk?...
Apropos of NOTHING to do with Boxing Day...
A favourite song of mine, “Tu Es Mon Autre”, a duet between two of the greatest singers ever -
Lara Fabian & Mauranne, accompanied by a gorgeous guitarist, Lalane:
youtu.be/6CH_GAoSYKk?...
Something SHOCKINGLY few (supposedly “DEVOUT") people seem to know:
Almost every religion since the beginning of time has elements in their winter fertility ritual mythologies of the "Love, Actually” narrative.
Almost every religion since the beginning of time has elements in their winter fertility ritual mythologies of the "Love, Actually” narrative.
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Something SHOCKINGLY few (supposedly “DEVOUT") people seem to know:
Almost every religion since the beginning of time has elements in their winter fertility ritual mythologies of the "Love, Actually” narrative.
Almost every religion since the beginning of time has elements in their winter fertility ritual mythologies of the "Love, Actually” narrative.
I’m not sure I have the spiritual fortitude to watch another 60 minutes of #NFL refs finding new & interesting ways to fuck over the #DetroitLions.
Already did it once in the first #Lions drive. Showed clearly on the replay.
Might make a good drinking game.
If I drank.
Already did it once in the first #Lions drive. Showed clearly on the replay.
Might make a good drinking game.
If I drank.
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m not sure I have the spiritual fortitude to watch another 60 minutes of #NFL refs finding new & interesting ways to fuck over the #DetroitLions.
Already did it once in the first #Lions drive. Showed clearly on the replay.
Might make a good drinking game.
If I drank.
Already did it once in the first #Lions drive. Showed clearly on the replay.
Might make a good drinking game.
If I drank.
TOTAL SHOCK! Completely unexpected! I was SO VERY honoured last night to accept the very first Human of the Year Peace Prize from the Academy of Felines Who Depend On Me for Their Very Survival.
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
TOTAL SHOCK! Completely unexpected! I was SO VERY honoured last night to accept the very first Human of the Year Peace Prize from the Academy of Felines Who Depend On Me for Their Very Survival.
When I was young, I seethed with rage & loathing for my ideological opponents, lacked patience & compassion, refused to countenance the possibility there might be any validity to their awful ideas. I dismissed them as ignorant, cruel, worthless, & evil.
Now, many years later, I am no longer young.
Now, many years later, I am no longer young.
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
When I was young, I seethed with rage & loathing for my ideological opponents, lacked patience & compassion, refused to countenance the possibility there might be any validity to their awful ideas. I dismissed them as ignorant, cruel, worthless, & evil.
Now, many years later, I am no longer young.
Now, many years later, I am no longer young.
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
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When I die, I want my remains spread around the stadiums of the NFC North Division of the NFL.
Don't cremate me, though.
Don't cremate me, though.
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
When I die, I want my remains spread around the stadiums of the NFC North Division of the NFL.
Don't cremate me, though.
Don't cremate me, though.
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CARPE DIEM, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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CARPE DIEM, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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December 25, 2023 at 8:01 PM
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CARPE DIEM, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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CARPE DIEM, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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The Best of 2025:
Those five days when he disappeared and everyone thought he was dead.
GOOD TIMES.
Those five days when he disappeared and everyone thought he was dead.
GOOD TIMES.
December 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Best of 2025:
Those five days when he disappeared and everyone thought he was dead.
GOOD TIMES.
Those five days when he disappeared and everyone thought he was dead.
GOOD TIMES.
There are SO many reasons to be enraged by this; it’s hard to pick just one.
But I can’t help thinking about what kind of people raise boys who DO this shit.
Not in a MILLION FUCKING YEARS would my son have EVER done this, at ANY age; nor would any of the kids he hung out with.
So what gives?
But I can’t help thinking about what kind of people raise boys who DO this shit.
Not in a MILLION FUCKING YEARS would my son have EVER done this, at ANY age; nor would any of the kids he hung out with.
So what gives?
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
There are SO many reasons to be enraged by this; it’s hard to pick just one.
But I can’t help thinking about what kind of people raise boys who DO this shit.
Not in a MILLION FUCKING YEARS would my son have EVER done this, at ANY age; nor would any of the kids he hung out with.
So what gives?
But I can’t help thinking about what kind of people raise boys who DO this shit.
Not in a MILLION FUCKING YEARS would my son have EVER done this, at ANY age; nor would any of the kids he hung out with.
So what gives?
December 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
When I die, I want my remains spread around the stadiums of the NFC North Division of the NFL.
Don't cremate me, though.
Don't cremate me, though.
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
When I die, I want my remains spread around the stadiums of the NFC North Division of the NFL.
Don't cremate me, though.
Don't cremate me, though.
Who arrests the top law enforcement official in the country?
What’s the procedure? Is there one?
How are the officers arresting her not required to obey her order to NOT arrest her?
(I’ve always wondered that. They obeyed Adama in Battlestar… Not to diminish the import of the topic at hand.)
What’s the procedure? Is there one?
How are the officers arresting her not required to obey her order to NOT arrest her?
(I’ve always wondered that. They obeyed Adama in Battlestar… Not to diminish the import of the topic at hand.)
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Who arrests the top law enforcement official in the country?
What’s the procedure? Is there one?
How are the officers arresting her not required to obey her order to NOT arrest her?
(I’ve always wondered that. They obeyed Adama in Battlestar… Not to diminish the import of the topic at hand.)
What’s the procedure? Is there one?
How are the officers arresting her not required to obey her order to NOT arrest her?
(I’ve always wondered that. They obeyed Adama in Battlestar… Not to diminish the import of the topic at hand.)
REASONS I HATE HIM
#3,611
I’ve become someone who stops & entertains the possibility that even the most ridiculously, outlandishly, risibly implausible conspiracy theories might be, you know, fucking TRUE.
I fucking hate him for that.
#3,611
I’ve become someone who stops & entertains the possibility that even the most ridiculously, outlandishly, risibly implausible conspiracy theories might be, you know, fucking TRUE.
I fucking hate him for that.
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
REASONS I HATE HIM
#3,611
I’ve become someone who stops & entertains the possibility that even the most ridiculously, outlandishly, risibly implausible conspiracy theories might be, you know, fucking TRUE.
I fucking hate him for that.
#3,611
I’ve become someone who stops & entertains the possibility that even the most ridiculously, outlandishly, risibly implausible conspiracy theories might be, you know, fucking TRUE.
I fucking hate him for that.
Fucking MORONS.
I cannot WRAP MY TINY MIND around the fact that I’m living through the Dark Ages Redux.
It beggars belief.
www.huffpost.com/entry/measle...
I cannot WRAP MY TINY MIND around the fact that I’m living through the Dark Ages Redux.
It beggars belief.
www.huffpost.com/entry/measle...
An Incredibly Infectious Deadly Virus Is Surging Right Now — But RFK Jr. Would Rather Talk About Airport Food
The HHS secretary also plans to stop recommending vaccines for children, according to reports.
www.huffpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Fucking MORONS.
I cannot WRAP MY TINY MIND around the fact that I’m living through the Dark Ages Redux.
It beggars belief.
www.huffpost.com/entry/measle...
I cannot WRAP MY TINY MIND around the fact that I’m living through the Dark Ages Redux.
It beggars belief.
www.huffpost.com/entry/measle...
Ziggy does not give two fucks about CATURDAY.
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Ziggy does not give two fucks about CATURDAY.
I’m hearing plausible speculation about Trump having “frontotemporal dementia”.
Symptoms:
Socially inappropriate behaviour
Loss of empathy & sensitivity (if you ever had it)
Poor judgement/impulsivity
Apathy
Compulsive habits
Decline in hygiene
Odd eating habits
www.healthandme.com/health-welln...
Symptoms:
Socially inappropriate behaviour
Loss of empathy & sensitivity (if you ever had it)
Poor judgement/impulsivity
Apathy
Compulsive habits
Decline in hygiene
Odd eating habits
www.healthandme.com/health-welln...
What Is Frontotemporal Dementia That Psychologists Claim Donald Trump Is Exhibiting Signs Of?
Psychologists are raising alarms about Donald Trump’s health, suggesting he shows signs of frontotemporal dementia. They cite his declining motor skills, verbal slips, and a “wide-based gait” as red f...
www.healthandme.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I’m hearing plausible speculation about Trump having “frontotemporal dementia”.
Symptoms:
Socially inappropriate behaviour
Loss of empathy & sensitivity (if you ever had it)
Poor judgement/impulsivity
Apathy
Compulsive habits
Decline in hygiene
Odd eating habits
www.healthandme.com/health-welln...
Symptoms:
Socially inappropriate behaviour
Loss of empathy & sensitivity (if you ever had it)
Poor judgement/impulsivity
Apathy
Compulsive habits
Decline in hygiene
Odd eating habits
www.healthandme.com/health-welln...
I really, really need to know…
Is there really ANYBODY LEFT OUT THERE who STILL thinks Donald Trump isn’t completely incriminated in those files?
Because NOBODY works THIS HARD to cover up NON-incriminating material.
Is there really ANYBODY LEFT OUT THERE who STILL thinks Donald Trump isn’t completely incriminated in those files?
Because NOBODY works THIS HARD to cover up NON-incriminating material.
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I really, really need to know…
Is there really ANYBODY LEFT OUT THERE who STILL thinks Donald Trump isn’t completely incriminated in those files?
Because NOBODY works THIS HARD to cover up NON-incriminating material.
Is there really ANYBODY LEFT OUT THERE who STILL thinks Donald Trump isn’t completely incriminated in those files?
Because NOBODY works THIS HARD to cover up NON-incriminating material.
Never spending another fucking DIME on Nike.
Phil Knight can eat a bag of dicks. Another worthless billionaire piece of shit.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/phil-knights...
Phil Knight can eat a bag of dicks. Another worthless billionaire piece of shit.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/phil-knights...
Phil Knight's $3M Power Play Fuels Republicans as Democrats' Net Approval Plummets to 8%
Nike co-founder Phil Knight donated a record-breaking $3 million to Oregon Republicans, while Governor Tina Kotek's approval rating drops to just 8%, highlighting rising political tensions.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never spending another fucking DIME on Nike.
Phil Knight can eat a bag of dicks. Another worthless billionaire piece of shit.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/phil-knights...
Phil Knight can eat a bag of dicks. Another worthless billionaire piece of shit.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/phil-knights...
FYI:
The collective noun is “a cyst of ICE agents”.
The collective noun is “a cyst of ICE agents”.
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
FYI:
The collective noun is “a cyst of ICE agents”.
The collective noun is “a cyst of ICE agents”.