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AlexW
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Movie nut, parody writer, accidental saviour of The Editing Room. Lover of tabletop games, Doctor Who, MCU, Leafs & Sceptres, key lime pie, IPA, and bad puns. You can find my silly parody scripts at https://www.the-editing-room.com/author/alex-w/
Don’t forget David Corenswet in Superman 😉
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Who goes there, Charlie Brown?
It’s longer than you think, Charlie Brown!
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
🎵🎶They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
For trying to change the system from within
I’m coming now, I’m coming to reward them
First we take Manhattan
Then we take Berlin🎵🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“I knew only one grok was vape enough to build the Foundation and it was me, Teddy Matrix.”
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Who wore it better? Mrs Claus or Mrs Avasarala?
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
THE EXPANSE complete box set and THE WESTING GAME by Ellen Raskin
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I wouldn’t want to remove the ambiguity of the original ending, so I’d have the sequel set 100s of years later, with the only link to the 1982 film being a mention of “the Antarctica incident, and we all know how THAT turned out” and it’s never referred to again
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'

"We'll see"
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sheesh, Doctor Who calendar, some of us have birthdays in November you know
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I swear this was an actual plot line in the comics at least once lol
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
That’s a Jack Reacher snack tho
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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From this day in 2016.
#Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Moulds
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Milky Wad
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Hershey's Pisses
Gutterfinger
Dummy Bears
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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IYKYK
October 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
BREAKING: the characters in “Band of Brothers” were not literally brothers
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Just waiting for the Canadian anthem singer to dramatically save the life of a visiting royal
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If a kid’s costume is “Rose on The Door” they get a widescreen copy
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
A24 presents

PEANUT BUTTER AND DAMNED
October 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Once again I am asking Seth Rogen to explain why or even HOW the Canadian hockey team in the chalet was supposed to use Skip the Dishes
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That inning was fun 🙂
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Although the Imperial fleet only holds back at first to create the tableau for Luke’s benefit, so that’s something?
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM