Reneé Meredith
@wumother.bsky.social
Everyone should be mad.
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Reneé Meredith
@wumother.bsky.social
· Sep 21
It was the motherest of times, it was the fuckerest of times
We’re all piggy. Stay loud.
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
We’re all piggy. Stay loud.
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need a shorty who open can of beans w her teeth
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
need a shorty who open can of beans w her teeth
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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
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Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
Aging gracefully means embracing HOMO*
*Hope of missing out, yes, but also being at :least: a little bit gay
*Hope of missing out, yes, but also being at :least: a little bit gay
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Aging gracefully means embracing HOMO*
*Hope of missing out, yes, but also being at :least: a little bit gay
*Hope of missing out, yes, but also being at :least: a little bit gay
Drunk people in your area can’t wait to tell you how they’re not even drunk
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Drunk people in your area can’t wait to tell you how they’re not even drunk
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Is the Antichrist here yet? I'm so tired.
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Is the Antichrist here yet? I'm so tired.
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Trick Or Treaters are getting pizza rolls this year. Frozen ones. Just a handful dumped in their bag. Good costumes will get a mystery Hot Pocket.
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Trick Or Treaters are getting pizza rolls this year. Frozen ones. Just a handful dumped in their bag. Good costumes will get a mystery Hot Pocket.
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That awkward moment when your dog is pooping In someone’s yard and every eye and ring camera is pointed directly at you waiting for the unveiling of the poop sack.
October 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That awkward moment when your dog is pooping In someone’s yard and every eye and ring camera is pointed directly at you waiting for the unveiling of the poop sack.
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It's just dark, there's no humor.
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's just dark, there's no humor.
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Just once, can we have a reign of something other than terror?
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Just once, can we have a reign of something other than terror?
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Self proclaimed “alpha males” are weaker than my passwords.
October 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Self proclaimed “alpha males” are weaker than my passwords.
If any dumpy idiot can rebrand it as the Gulf of America, then I get to rebrand the U.S. as the Amazon Painforest
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If any dumpy idiot can rebrand it as the Gulf of America, then I get to rebrand the U.S. as the Amazon Painforest
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All lactose is tolerable for the pure of heart
October 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
All lactose is tolerable for the pure of heart
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The dominant business plan these days seems to be let’s turn everyone into slaves, who famously never revolt
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The dominant business plan these days seems to be let’s turn everyone into slaves, who famously never revolt
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they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover
Saw someone wearing an American flag shirt at the emo festival. My disappointment turned to delight when I realized the shirt also said “The United Piss of Poop.”
October 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Saw someone wearing an American flag shirt at the emo festival. My disappointment turned to delight when I realized the shirt also said “The United Piss of Poop.”
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I simply cannot WAIT to go to bed tonight and lie awake worrying about shit I can't control
October 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I simply cannot WAIT to go to bed tonight and lie awake worrying about shit I can't control
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It’s cool how the universe is an infinite expanse of awe inspiring wonder and yet it finds a way to hand me the most psychologically damaging outcome possible for at least one situation every single day
October 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It’s cool how the universe is an infinite expanse of awe inspiring wonder and yet it finds a way to hand me the most psychologically damaging outcome possible for at least one situation every single day
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we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
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canned fish labels really will say "may contain other things that were nearby at the time"
October 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
canned fish labels really will say "may contain other things that were nearby at the time"