Thunderous Prophet
@waltzingrhino.bsky.social
6'6"-ish | ginger | Creator and sole-distributor of homeopathic treatment for gullibility | BGLQT Ally | Browncoat | Will Never Be Accused Of Being An AI
If you DM me stupid shit, I'll take a screenshot and share.
If you DM me stupid shit, I'll take a screenshot and share.
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Lynn (@lynnsauvageau)
substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Apparently devotees to a certain world leader who are averse to actual information do not appreciate being called Culty McSnowflake.
Small sampling.
Research continues.
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Small sampling.
Research continues.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Apparently devotees to a certain world leader who are averse to actual information do not appreciate being called Culty McSnowflake.
Small sampling.
Research continues.
🍊🤡
Small sampling.
Research continues.
🍊🤡
Made it to 15 November without using the heat but was a bit chilly in El Dorado County this morning.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Made it to 15 November without using the heat but was a bit chilly in El Dorado County this morning.
Whether you believe it or not, I imagine he'd be awful at giving blowjobs.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Whether you believe it or not, I imagine he'd be awful at giving blowjobs.
After the Megyn Kelly spin, what minimum age are they gonna try to spin the age of consent to? 12? 10?
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
After the Megyn Kelly spin, what minimum age are they gonna try to spin the age of consent to? 12? 10?
No matter who is Megyn Kelly's advertisers, Sirius XM is her overlord. What are they doing about it?
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
No matter who is Megyn Kelly's advertisers, Sirius XM is her overlord. What are they doing about it?
So the minions are already spinning that raping a 15-year-old doesn't make you a pedophile. This timeline sucks.
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
So the minions are already spinning that raping a 15-year-old doesn't make you a pedophile. This timeline sucks.
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What many have forgotten is that in a democracy, "the government" is us. We the people...
The Republicans want you to forget that.
The Republicans want you to forget that.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What many have forgotten is that in a democracy, "the government" is us. We the people...
The Republicans want you to forget that.
The Republicans want you to forget that.
Math is fun.
A $500k loan at 5% interest over 30 years you pay ~$2700/month for a total of $966,278.92
A $500k loan at 5% interest over 50 years you pay ~$2300/month for a total of $1,362,416.31
A $500k loan at 5% interest over 30 years you pay ~$2700/month for a total of $966,278.92
A $500k loan at 5% interest over 50 years you pay ~$2300/month for a total of $1,362,416.31
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Math is fun.
A $500k loan at 5% interest over 30 years you pay ~$2700/month for a total of $966,278.92
A $500k loan at 5% interest over 50 years you pay ~$2300/month for a total of $1,362,416.31
A $500k loan at 5% interest over 30 years you pay ~$2700/month for a total of $966,278.92
A $500k loan at 5% interest over 50 years you pay ~$2300/month for a total of $1,362,416.31
Unwritten rules for checkout priority...
- At a hardware store getting a plunger
- At a pharmacy with Imodium
- At a grocery store, crying, and getting red wine and ice cream
- At a hardware store getting a plunger
- At a pharmacy with Imodium
- At a grocery store, crying, and getting red wine and ice cream
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Unwritten rules for checkout priority...
- At a hardware store getting a plunger
- At a pharmacy with Imodium
- At a grocery store, crying, and getting red wine and ice cream
- At a hardware store getting a plunger
- At a pharmacy with Imodium
- At a grocery store, crying, and getting red wine and ice cream
"I belong to no organized party; I am a Democrat."
- Will Rogers
- Will Rogers
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"I belong to no organized party; I am a Democrat."
- Will Rogers
- Will Rogers
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Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.
OpenAI faces 7 lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide, delusions
OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.
Sorry, but if Brock Purdy is too sick to play I think he's too sick to peddle Toyota trucks.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sorry, but if Brock Purdy is too sick to play I think he's too sick to peddle Toyota trucks.
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I’m going to make like a tree and stand outside in the rain.
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m going to make like a tree and stand outside in the rain.
What percentage of Nickleback songs do you think were originally written on strip club cocktail napkins?
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What percentage of Nickleback songs do you think were originally written on strip club cocktail napkins?
I have to go over the Mosquito Bridge today. IYKYK.
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have to go over the Mosquito Bridge today. IYKYK.
Here's a thought: Just don't buy anything at all from Thanksgiving through the following Thursday. Nothing. No Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday -- nothing. Best part is you have to do nothing. NOTHING! Go to work. Take their money. But spend nothing. They might get a hint.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Here's a thought: Just don't buy anything at all from Thanksgiving through the following Thursday. Nothing. No Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday -- nothing. Best part is you have to do nothing. NOTHING! Go to work. Take their money. But spend nothing. They might get a hint.
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MIKE JOHNSON'S SERGEANT AT ARMS TRIES TO KICK REP. MAXINE DEXTER (D-OR) OUT OF CAPITOL ROTUNDA
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
MIKE JOHNSON'S SERGEANT AT ARMS TRIES TO KICK REP. MAXINE DEXTER (D-OR) OUT OF CAPITOL ROTUNDA
Not sure if she coined the term or not but just saw the word "neurotica" and can't stop laughing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Not sure if she coined the term or not but just saw the word "neurotica" and can't stop laughing.
*provides quote to Realtor*
Realtor: How about if I pay you (80% of quote)?
Me: How do you respond when sellers tell you they'll only pay 80% of the commission you usually charge?
Realtor: "Hell no."
Me: Same answer.
Realtor: How about if I pay you (80% of quote)?
Me: How do you respond when sellers tell you they'll only pay 80% of the commission you usually charge?
Realtor: "Hell no."
Me: Same answer.
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
*provides quote to Realtor*
Realtor: How about if I pay you (80% of quote)?
Me: How do you respond when sellers tell you they'll only pay 80% of the commission you usually charge?
Realtor: "Hell no."
Me: Same answer.
Realtor: How about if I pay you (80% of quote)?
Me: How do you respond when sellers tell you they'll only pay 80% of the commission you usually charge?
Realtor: "Hell no."
Me: Same answer.
Be a shame if election results caused like an aneurysm or another stroke in some partially demolished mansion back east.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Be a shame if election results caused like an aneurysm or another stroke in some partially demolished mansion back east.
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We go live now to Andrew Cuomo campaign headquarters.
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We go live now to Andrew Cuomo campaign headquarters.
Cheney? Cheney!?!
So close.
So close.
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Cheney? Cheney!?!
So close.
So close.
Want to make a statement this year? Starting on Thanksgiving and for a week after, buy nothing. NOTHING. Plan ahead. Convince everyone you know to do the same. The billionaires need to know who's in charge of the economy.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Want to make a statement this year? Starting on Thanksgiving and for a week after, buy nothing. NOTHING. Plan ahead. Convince everyone you know to do the same. The billionaires need to know who's in charge of the economy.