Thunderous Prophet
@waltzingrhino.bsky.social
6'6"-ish | ginger | Creator and sole-distributor of homeopathic treatment for gullibility | BGLQT Ally | Browncoat | Will Never Be Accused Of Being An AI
If you DM me stupid shit, I'll take a screenshot and share.
If you DM me stupid shit, I'll take a screenshot and share.
Found this hiding in our oregano. Google Lens says it's either good in soups or obituaries. Unclear.
October 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Found this hiding in our oregano. Google Lens says it's either good in soups or obituaries. Unclear.
I resent that.
October 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I resent that.
Winter is coming.
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Winter is coming.
If you know, you know.
September 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you know, you know.
Happy Gotcha Day, little girl.
September 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Happy Gotcha Day, little girl.
Images from the Herr Kirk vigil and fundraiser...
September 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Images from the Herr Kirk vigil and fundraiser...
Fantastic, but they really should've had a nasty bruise with bad concealer over it.
September 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Fantastic, but they really should've had a nasty bruise with bad concealer over it.
Should've put more streusel on top. Rhubarb Cream Cheese Swirl Muffins.
September 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Should've put more streusel on top. Rhubarb Cream Cheese Swirl Muffins.
Some of what I did today.
September 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Some of what I did today.
Fake order scam if anyone wants to mess with scammers.
Or everyone could send a Y to (805) 505-4028.
Or everyone could send a Y to (805) 505-4028.
![SMS from 636-341-5836.
"Your card was Debited USD-852 for 0rder ID [XTVN60989] at #AmzOnlineStore on Sep-04-2025. To stop this Transaction CALL (805) 505-4028 To approve reply (Y)"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j3huje6ylfrfaoyivwcbkba5/bafkreidk26xpkphjdj7idis7vgag5phzrqnbtmlxp5p5ny3hfzzuw4ozay@jpeg)
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Fake order scam if anyone wants to mess with scammers.
Or everyone could send a Y to (805) 505-4028.
Or everyone could send a Y to (805) 505-4028.
George Clooney, best known for being a junior detective in The Golden Girls.
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
George Clooney, best known for being a junior detective in The Golden Girls.
Thirsty Thursday
August 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Thirsty Thursday
The article you didn't realize you needed.
August 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The article you didn't realize you needed.
This says do not eat if seal is broken. Should say "do not eat if found in your house."
August 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This says do not eat if seal is broken. Should say "do not eat if found in your house."
AI can't count.
August 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
AI can't count.
I made mini banana breads. Loaflets? And I added mini chocolate chips because I'm an adult and do what I want.
July 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I made mini banana breads. Loaflets? And I added mini chocolate chips because I'm an adult and do what I want.
Dad keeps singing the same song to me. Ends with "many moooore!" Wish he'd stop and make me an egg.
July 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Dad keeps singing the same song to me. Ends with "many moooore!" Wish he'd stop and make me an egg.
Seen on a Tesla today.
June 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Seen on a Tesla today.
Yah...sure...why not....
June 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Yah...sure...why not....
In Eugene, Oregon, a measurement of grass pollen over 200 is "very high." And today's grass pollen count is...oh my.... May explain why 27 is wearing an N95 mask and her eyes look like she did a wake and bake.....
June 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
In Eugene, Oregon, a measurement of grass pollen over 200 is "very high." And today's grass pollen count is...oh my.... May explain why 27 is wearing an N95 mask and her eyes look like she did a wake and bake.....
This paint-by-number came with 18 paints but 13, 17, and 18 are never used. A bit relieved but also my OCD is a bit annoyed.
May 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This paint-by-number came with 18 paints but 13, 17, and 18 are never used. A bit relieved but also my OCD is a bit annoyed.