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Reneé Meredith
@wumother.bsky.social
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Everyone should be mad.

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OUT: Human Rights
IN: Human Yeah, Rights
SNL cast members Aidy Bryant and Bowen Yang as the trend forecasters sporting bleach blonde, angular hair cuts, and black-and-white attire. They’re snarling while doing finger air quotes, and most likely about to tell us all that, “Human rights are so pre-2024. GO TO BED, BITCH.”
September 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Stitches get stitches
Disnazi’s Stitch (from their timeless classic smash hit /s, Lilo & Stitch) on a leash and in the street like a piece of trash. His head has been filleted and the stuffing is bursting out the top. If I had to guess, bitch deserved it. Prolly called the cops or something.
July 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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There’s no such thing as the perfect bumper sti…
White, rectangular bumper sticker with a yin-yang symbol on the left side, and bold text that reads: THICC DADS WHO VAPE FOR CHRIST
July 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Ever look at a visually chaotic living space you created like damn wut kind of fucked up ISpy hell is this. Please send your cuntiest cat to come and swipe it all into the trash k thx.
A mirror reflection of me taking a photo of my bathroom counter that is just fuckin covered in all sorts of shit I’ve somehow convinced myself I need.
July 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Your annual reminder that this is the only way to celebrate the rebirth of the holey spurt. Jesus promised you pastel canny corntz, and boy does He deliver.
Candy corn rebranded as “Jesus Promise Seeds.” Each packet is wrapped in a promise of God and high fructose corn syrup.
April 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The ancient Redditor in me saw this and was like: Read Long Too Didn’t Read Long
A black license plate with white lettering: RLTDRL TLDR: this license plate reminds me that I think in Internet
March 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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It means Tom Hardy (specifically in the movie Warrior) has a Costco-rotisserie-chicken-lookin’-ass set of back muscles
A side-by-side comparison of Tom Hardy’s back, and a Costco rotisserie chicken. They are basically the exact same image except the chicken is missing the customary tribal-adjacent tattoos
March 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Blood moon eclipse in a nice, quiet suburban neighborhood? D’be a shame if someone were to…
March 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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It’s giving Georgie Porgie
An old illustration of the nursery rhyme “Georgie Porgie” with Georgie standing in a line of crying girls as he’s kissing another. On the bottom of the page, Georgie is running away from a dog.
March 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Roses are red
John Lennon was rude
Beatles were mid, yeah I said it
A dirty Ford with an Iowa license plate that says: EH JUDE
February 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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In case you’re wondering why I am the way I am, these are my parents in the family group chat
A screenshot of a group text. My mom shared a photo of an omelet she was eating, and said, “while eating my omelet I realized all these colors pair so well together.” My dad replied, “wow, I zoomed in and the egg seems very happy.” He included a zoomed-in photo of her omelet, and he had drawn a happy face over it.
February 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Jamie Presley from Not Another Teen Movie saying, “It’s already been gotten!!!”
February 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Dis you at therapy
Dog with iPhone, lookin’ over at his therapist waitin for therapist to see dank mem about feelingz
January 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Whoahoh Black Betty
A dark Nissan Altima with a license plate that says: LAMBLAM
January 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Emo Ash Ketchum shows up to the party with his guitar: “Anyway, here’s Wonderpokeball…”
Emo Ash Ketchum holding Pikachu. So angst. Very feelings.
December 19, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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Also to those kids who drew hands and feet like this
A kid style drawing with hands and feet that are circles with WAY too many lines poking out to represent fingers and toes
December 16, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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You mean one of these badboys?
Me—at four years old, sitting on *that* sofa every 90s kid had, wearing a blue and white polka dotted dress, rat’s nest hair, eating a giant, rainbow, Disneyland lollipop
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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Don’t feel bad. On the flip side, talking about things too much made my phone do this:
A screenshot of what happens whenever I type the word “skull.” There’s a purple arrow drawn from the word “skull,” to autocorrect’s assumption that I meant… …skullfucker.
November 30, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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SO cute!!! This definitely needs to be a tattoo!!!!

Last year our little girl drew a picture of our dog, and my husband got it tattooed on his arm. To date, it’s everyone’s favorite tattoo!
A tattoo of our dog, Danny Dyer, on my husband’s arm. It was drawn by our kid, so obviously it is a VERY accurate and hyperrealistic drawing /s An actual photograph of our dog, Danny after. He is copper and white, and has big brown eyes. He’s like a little fox, curled up on a multicolored rug.
November 27, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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XxXxXRawrMaryXxXxX
Virgin Mary, but as a scene girl from the MySpace era of overly teased hair, a giant bow, and a nose ring
November 27, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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❤️I’ve never had a post go viral. Closest I came was this one I did on the bird
A screenshot of a post I did on Twitter (before it turned super evil) on June 15, 2022 that is the closest I came to “viral.” It says: What doesn’t kill you still TRIED to kill you, so that’s pretty shady. It got 2,189 retweets, 50 quote tweets, and 11.2K likes.
November 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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It was cooler when @naughtyzippo.bsky.social did it the first time
The original poster who did this exact post first.
November 22, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Roses are dead
I’m one of the proud losers
Here look at my shit, it’s
An unfilled heart with text that reads: Like by 0 users
November 22, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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Metoometoo bruh
Wumother doing the upper lip curled creep smile, looking off the the side super sussy-like while wearing a powder blue and gray child’s fuzzy sweatshirt with an animal hood
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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I only do the Midaswell Bogtrot
Bruce Bogtrotter from the movie Matilda—trying to finish the highest chocolate cake ever.
November 21, 2024 at 4:49 PM