Keith Hock
werehock.bsky.social
Keith Hock
@werehock.bsky.social
Magister Ludi.

He/him, 36.
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When Tom Homan, Trump and other Republicans defend the masking of ICE agents, I can't help but think of Orson Welles announcing on his radio show his intention of identifying the South Carolina police officer who violently attacked and blinded the uniformed Black veteran Isaac Woodard in 1946.
February 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Wildly fluctuating prices used to be a hallmark of collapsing economies but are now proof of Business Genius Innovation
(5/11) Walmart, Whole Foods, and Kohls are switching to electronic shelf labels that can display dynamic prices. Kroger deployed them with Microsoft AI—a setup a 2024 Senate inquiry warned could enable “surge pricing” via facial recognition. (Kroger claims it will only lower prices.)
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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YALL

TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
February 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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I fully support this behavior and add that it is not just okay to jeer at, abuse, and damage the treatbots, you should also steal from them
We all gathered around to bully a delivery robot on the sidewalk
February 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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I think I am going to start flipping off strangers’ dogs when their owners aren’t looking
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Astronaut Nichole Ayers. I took trigonometry with her.

www.nasa.gov/people/nasa-...
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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As I see the so-called frigid temperatures of the northeast I smile wryly to myself, for my mind has traversed the Gobrin ice of the planet Gethen, called Winter by some, and am simply not impressed.
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This is demented. He is setting up "chicken wings and beer", a meat and a thing that is fermented, which would be a regular human answer. And then he says YOGURT?????
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Toussaint L'Ouverture by François Cauvin, 2009
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
My good friends Mark and Gabby are making a movie and they need a very small amount of money to make it happen. If you can help out please do! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...
Dead Broke: A dark comedy horror short
When Sophie can’t afford her mother’s funeral, she chooses the last rational option: bringing her mother back from the dead.
www.kickstarter.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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[pounding podium] GOLDEN SNAKE!!! GOLDEN SNAKE!!!
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Death Camp for Cutie.
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.

What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.

An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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I reject this. They’re real robots, and they’re alive, and they’re my friends.
sausage gettin' made
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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It’s not that Chotiner is principled and excellent at asking just the right questions, he’s also extremely well prepared AND quick witted enough he can construct these bon mots immediately: bsky.app/profile/tyle...
😳😳😳
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Yeah but what if the Melania movie was called Seven Samurai instead? And then when you went to see it they just showed you Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai? I bet you liberals would *love* it then. Typical.
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM