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(He/him) I’d rather be a cat than be dead
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· Jan 8
Every single dipshit on the internet is talking about AI being real like a credulous idiot and there’s no escape.
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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
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We're LIVE
On today’s stream, @mackeza.bsky.social joins us to discuss her upcoming book about Nintendo, which includes private interviews with the likes of Shigeru Miyamoto and a trip to the secretive Nintendo HQ. We go live at 4 PM ET to ask her about all that and more
twitch.tv/aftermathdot...
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January 22, 2026 at 9:08 PM
We're LIVE
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Perfect Tides: Station to Station - Release Trailer
YouTube video by Meredith Gran
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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American law enforcement‘s message is “treat us like we’re in the first picture or we’ll put you in the second picture”
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
American law enforcement‘s message is “treat us like we’re in the first picture or we’ll put you in the second picture”
Too late. The bitch died. Good riddance.
Someone should compile a list of the worst things he’s said so we can whip it out the day he dies and shut them the fuck up.
I of course am lazy.
I of course am lazy.
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Too late. The bitch died. Good riddance.
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
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new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up
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everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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"well that's not very nice of you"
January 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
"well that's not very nice of you"
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THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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our entire society should be constructed so sustainably that everyone has room to be an artist
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
our entire society should be constructed so sustainably that everyone has room to be an artist
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If SoulSov is one of those "maybe someday" games for you, if you've heard a lot about it and it looks cool and you've been meaning to get to it, this is your sign. The actual time investment is tragically short for the amount of good you get out of it and you owe it to yourself to experience it Now.
read soulsov!!!! i'm good at art and storytelling and i want to share my fun world and its many freaks with you. at least play the free demo! gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov
December 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If SoulSov is one of those "maybe someday" games for you, if you've heard a lot about it and it looks cool and you've been meaning to get to it, this is your sign. The actual time investment is tragically short for the amount of good you get out of it and you owe it to yourself to experience it Now.
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Despite threats, billionaires don't leave the largest population centers, because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
Possible California Wealth Tax Causes Billionaire Freakout: Page, Thiel Threaten To Leave
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
www.forbes.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Despite threats, billionaires don't leave the largest population centers, because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.
My daughter this morning: “ARE THEY BROTHER AND SISTER???”
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December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My daughter this morning: “ARE THEY BROTHER AND SISTER???”
@magnoliapearl.bsky.social @gunnerkrigg.bsky.social
@magnoliapearl.bsky.social @gunnerkrigg.bsky.social
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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i beseech you to read 3rd voice web comic rice-boy.com/3rdvoice/
3rd Voice
rice-boy.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i beseech you to read 3rd voice web comic rice-boy.com/3rdvoice/
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Rubio's statement is that Times New Roman is more "patriotic" specifically *because* he believes it is less accessible. This regime is driven by eugenics as a core principle. Centering people like themselves, and reducing/excluding anyone who isn't, is a patriotic virtue for them.
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Rubio's statement is that Times New Roman is more "patriotic" specifically *because* he believes it is less accessible. This regime is driven by eugenics as a core principle. Centering people like themselves, and reducing/excluding anyone who isn't, is a patriotic virtue for them.
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Speaking from experience, as someone whose father died in childhood and whose mum died quite recently: you cannot escape loss. No technology can insulate you from the pain of grief. And nor SHOULD it - grief has been a vital, awful, tempering part of the human experience *since humans have existed*
No, because I wouldn't be speaking to my dead grandmother, but some ghoulish, phony approximation of her (that would doubtless charge me to continue the conversation)
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Speaking from experience, as someone whose father died in childhood and whose mum died quite recently: you cannot escape loss. No technology can insulate you from the pain of grief. And nor SHOULD it - grief has been a vital, awful, tempering part of the human experience *since humans have existed*