Elyon113
@elyon113.bsky.social
Democratic candidate MI-07. universal healthcare, end the drug war, hyperstate project, congressional stock ban, technology bill of rights and universal higher education. https://elyonbadger.com/
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Day 3 of the new year gave us a turd, back to the shit timeline 😫
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Day 3 of the new year gave us a turd, back to the shit timeline 😫
*Lollipop
and a propeller hat
and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
*Lollipop
and a propeller hat
and a propeller hat
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
This meme is almost as old as my boomer father
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This meme is almost as old as my boomer father
Trump says we invaded Venezuela and kidnapped the president and his wife because they are "criminals"
Since Trump has 34 felonies, could China invade the USA and kidnap president Trump because he's a convicted criminal?
I wonder how many voters in the USA would support that idea?
Since Trump has 34 felonies, could China invade the USA and kidnap president Trump because he's a convicted criminal?
I wonder how many voters in the USA would support that idea?
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Trump says we invaded Venezuela and kidnapped the president and his wife because they are "criminals"
Since Trump has 34 felonies, could China invade the USA and kidnap president Trump because he's a convicted criminal?
I wonder how many voters in the USA would support that idea?
Since Trump has 34 felonies, could China invade the USA and kidnap president Trump because he's a convicted criminal?
I wonder how many voters in the USA would support that idea?
"No new wars" in the form of a shoulder fired fell for it again award launcher
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
"No new wars" in the form of a shoulder fired fell for it again award launcher
I think Jeff isn't dead, he's just been Springtrapped under the White House
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I think Jeff isn't dead, he's just been Springtrapped under the White House
Donald J Trump is a lawbreaking dictator. He must be removed from power now more than ever.
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Donald J Trump is a lawbreaking dictator. He must be removed from power now more than ever.
The dumbest people alive are using AI the most, and it's only making them dumber.
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The dumbest people alive are using AI the most, and it's only making them dumber.
Kinda crazy how they think they can just lie and this won't come back to them.
“Maduro is the head of the Cartel de Los Soles, a narco-terror organization which has taken possession of a country,” Secretary of State Marco Rubio wrote. #politics
Marco Rubio said Nicolás Maduro is ‘NOT the president of Venezuela’
“Maduro is the head of the Cartel de Los Soles, a narco-terror organization which has taken possession of a country,” Secretary of State Marco Rubio wrote.
www.newsnationnow.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Kinda crazy how they think they can just lie and this won't come back to them.
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
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I hate what America is
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I hate what America is
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Uneducated voters will always be a greater danger to this country than immigrants.
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Uneducated voters will always be a greater danger to this country than immigrants.
Apparently, we went to war with Venezuela when everyone was asleep.
An illegal president starting an illegal war
Where is Congress???
An illegal president starting an illegal war
Where is Congress???
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Apparently, we went to war with Venezuela when everyone was asleep.
An illegal president starting an illegal war
Where is Congress???
An illegal president starting an illegal war
Where is Congress???
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
Green energy pays off long term, which is why the USA desperately need THE HYPERSTATE PROJECT
Cost 2 Trillion
90% completed in 10 years
uses center lane divider of our highway grid
prefab concrete segments
solar panels on all south facing segments
reduce fossil fuel by 1 billion gallons
82TW of 🔌
Cost 2 Trillion
90% completed in 10 years
uses center lane divider of our highway grid
prefab concrete segments
solar panels on all south facing segments
reduce fossil fuel by 1 billion gallons
82TW of 🔌
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business
Banks Notch Higher Fees From Green Bonds Than Fossil Fuel Debt
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business.
bloom.bg
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Green energy pays off long term, which is why the USA desperately need THE HYPERSTATE PROJECT
Cost 2 Trillion
90% completed in 10 years
uses center lane divider of our highway grid
prefab concrete segments
solar panels on all south facing segments
reduce fossil fuel by 1 billion gallons
82TW of 🔌
Cost 2 Trillion
90% completed in 10 years
uses center lane divider of our highway grid
prefab concrete segments
solar panels on all south facing segments
reduce fossil fuel by 1 billion gallons
82TW of 🔌
When elected to congress I promise to ban all online gambling and all casinos.
A month of rent per spin is unholy
A month of rent per spin is unholy
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
When elected to congress I promise to ban all online gambling and all casinos.
A month of rent per spin is unholy
A month of rent per spin is unholy
When I get sworn into Congress this is the only book my hand will lay upon.
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 AM
When I get sworn into Congress this is the only book my hand will lay upon.
It needs to be stated loudly and clearly that Jesus Christ of Nazareth was a violent anti capitalist. The Republican Party is an affront to God.
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It needs to be stated loudly and clearly that Jesus Christ of Nazareth was a violent anti capitalist. The Republican Party is an affront to God.
I've been in a Tik Tok live debate where both of these characters were in the boxes. I shoulda recorded it.
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I've been in a Tik Tok live debate where both of these characters were in the boxes. I shoulda recorded it.
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David Northall with the wildlife photo of the year
The indomitable honey badger spirit
The indomitable honey badger spirit
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
David Northall with the wildlife photo of the year
The indomitable honey badger spirit
The indomitable honey badger spirit
We can make 2026 be the funniest year to date
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
We can make 2026 be the funniest year to date