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The Minnesota police should arrest the shooter and force a confrontation with the feds. Enough. Enough.
It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The Minnesota police should arrest the shooter and force a confrontation with the feds. Enough. Enough.
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The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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It'd be funny if Scott Adams became the first real ghost
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
It'd be funny if Scott Adams became the first real ghost
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Yep, I've got a History degree and the lessons from it are far less predictive of what will happen in contemporary society than Gender Studies and Critical Race Theory, which are like that sports almanac in Back to the Future II.
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Yep, I've got a History degree and the lessons from it are far less predictive of what will happen in contemporary society than Gender Studies and Critical Race Theory, which are like that sports almanac in Back to the Future II.
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you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist
good morning
good morning
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist
good morning
good morning
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the ne plus ultra of Stephen Miller anecdotes is that time he threw $80 worth of sushi in the trash as part of an emotional meltdown he had when someone cursed him in the streets; he's eminently bulliable and bullying him is a patriotic act
www.vox.com/policy-and-p...
www.vox.com/policy-and-p...
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
the ne plus ultra of Stephen Miller anecdotes is that time he threw $80 worth of sushi in the trash as part of an emotional meltdown he had when someone cursed him in the streets; he's eminently bulliable and bullying him is a patriotic act
www.vox.com/policy-and-p...
www.vox.com/policy-and-p...
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so i'm talking to Bill and he's telling me about this crazy day he had at his chocolate factory where all these kids kept dying, and i'm like wait you're THAT Bill Wonka?? been friends for ten years and he'd never once mentioned the factory. really humble guy
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
so i'm talking to Bill and he's telling me about this crazy day he had at his chocolate factory where all these kids kept dying, and i'm like wait you're THAT Bill Wonka?? been friends for ten years and he'd never once mentioned the factory. really humble guy
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The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
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omg do DC do DC. the worst people in the DMV would be so fucking livid lmao
Congestion pricing is an unqualified success in NYC. It would be great to see it expanded to every city with decent public transit options. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Congestion pricing after one year: How life has changed.
How life has changed in the New York area, according to data on traffic, transit and the responses of 600 readers.
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
omg do DC do DC. the worst people in the DMV would be so fucking livid lmao
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can't believe her parents are just letting her grow up in portland oregon thinking it's safe to be rude to crows. do you want your daughter to get cursed because that's how she gets cursed. should i have warned her...
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
can't believe her parents are just letting her grow up in portland oregon thinking it's safe to be rude to crows. do you want your daughter to get cursed because that's how she gets cursed. should i have warned her...
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Captured foreign leaders were often paraded through Rome in triumphal processions designed to highlight the power and ability of Roman leaders. Opponents were ritually humiliated as Romans demonstrated their right to rule and conquer
In a surreal scene, Trump parades Maduro through the streets of New York, van doors open for all to see.
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Captured foreign leaders were often paraded through Rome in triumphal processions designed to highlight the power and ability of Roman leaders. Opponents were ritually humiliated as Romans demonstrated their right to rule and conquer
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She's playing Balatro and I need someone who isn't me to remind her flushes exist. I had to text her campaign staff to relay this message, a level of mansplaining previously believed to be impossible.
Asha and I are BACK for campaign streams tonight at 7 PM CT! See y’all in 30 minutes!
Twitch: twitch.tv/katabughazaleh
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YouTube: youtube.com/@katmabu
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
She's playing Balatro and I need someone who isn't me to remind her flushes exist. I had to text her campaign staff to relay this message, a level of mansplaining previously believed to be impossible.
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I'm sorry that my children are interfering with your dog's ability to enjoy this elementary school playground where off leash dogs are not allowed
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I'm sorry that my children are interfering with your dog's ability to enjoy this elementary school playground where off leash dogs are not allowed
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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We can make jokes about the FIFIA Peace Prize but boycotting the World Cup seems like a pretty good start for a lot of countries
January 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
We can make jokes about the FIFIA Peace Prize but boycotting the World Cup seems like a pretty good start for a lot of countries
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I say this with all sincerity: the rest of the world has to punish us severely. We should be an international pariah until further notice.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I say this with all sincerity: the rest of the world has to punish us severely. We should be an international pariah until further notice.
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
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Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
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Fake infomercial called “We Will All Live Forever (In Hell)” that purports to be a comedy special making fun of the idea of hell, but it becomes increasingly obvious the host genuinely believes in it and is terrified.
January 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Fake infomercial called “We Will All Live Forever (In Hell)” that purports to be a comedy special making fun of the idea of hell, but it becomes increasingly obvious the host genuinely believes in it and is terrified.
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i was just thinking about this. when a fascist squeaks by, it’s a mandate. when a progressive wins by a landslide, he needs to be deferential. it’s such bullshit.
as a texan i'll spare people zohran takes but one thing i think we're going to see even more of now that he's mayor is mainstream media shift the goal posts of what having a mandate is. trump had a mandate when he narrowly won but zohran has to reach out to all these factions no matter what
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
i was just thinking about this. when a fascist squeaks by, it’s a mandate. when a progressive wins by a landslide, he needs to be deferential. it’s such bullshit.