Dan McCoy
@dankmccoy.bsky.social
Creator/co-host @flophousepodcast.com, a comedy podcast about bad movies. Wrote for The Daily Show for a decade. Drawings on Instagram at danmccoydraws.
No, no. It's fine that residuals are dying. I've got a new constant stream of small checks: class action settlements from companies that failed to keep my personal data safe.
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
No, no. It's fine that residuals are dying. I've got a new constant stream of small checks: class action settlements from companies that failed to keep my personal data safe.
Reposted by Dan McCoy
The HBO Trapper Keeper bumpers were the apex of modern art.
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The HBO Trapper Keeper bumpers were the apex of modern art.
Reposted by Dan McCoy
my "we left with all of my children" shirt is causing people to ask me a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
my "we left with all of my children" shirt is causing people to ask me a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
Honestly Freddy Krueger's knife fingers seem less effective than a regular knife. Or, y'know. A gun.
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Honestly Freddy Krueger's knife fingers seem less effective than a regular knife. Or, y'know. A gun.
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This month we're jamming with "Jem"! Our guest: @dankmccoy.bsky.social of @flophousepodcast.com.
whatacartoonfeed.libsyn.com/what-a-carto...
whatacartoonfeed.libsyn.com/what-a-carto...
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
This month we're jamming with "Jem"! Our guest: @dankmccoy.bsky.social of @flophousepodcast.com.
whatacartoonfeed.libsyn.com/what-a-carto...
whatacartoonfeed.libsyn.com/what-a-carto...
don't zerbert sherbet, sir
a sure bet, that splats
your fur hat.
a fruit attack!
Ppppfffflat
a sure bet, that splats
your fur hat.
a fruit attack!
Ppppfffflat
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
don't zerbert sherbet, sir
a sure bet, that splats
your fur hat.
a fruit attack!
Ppppfffflat
a sure bet, that splats
your fur hat.
a fruit attack!
Ppppfffflat
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If this Olympics opening ceremony is truly about unity, then show full penetration you cowards!
February 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
If this Olympics opening ceremony is truly about unity, then show full penetration you cowards!
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
Guys, we drug tested all the athletes, but we forgot the opening ceremony.
February 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Guys, we drug tested all the athletes, but we forgot the opening ceremony.
Tiger Balm soothes aching muscles by helping you concentrate on your newly burning flesh.
#OldManPosts
#OldManPosts
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Tiger Balm soothes aching muscles by helping you concentrate on your newly burning flesh.
#OldManPosts
#OldManPosts
A: Yes, "Middlemarch," by George Eliot.
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
A: Yes, "Middlemarch," by George Eliot.
A silly video.
I made this for specific reasons (explained on the YouTube page), but I think it can be enjoyed without context perfectly well.
youtu.be/hur-vdLLV-E?...
I made this for specific reasons (explained on the YouTube page), but I think it can be enjoyed without context perfectly well.
youtu.be/hur-vdLLV-E?...
GLASS BRICK ALERT
YouTube video by Dan McCoy
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
A silly video.
I made this for specific reasons (explained on the YouTube page), but I think it can be enjoyed without context perfectly well.
youtu.be/hur-vdLLV-E?...
I made this for specific reasons (explained on the YouTube page), but I think it can be enjoyed without context perfectly well.
youtu.be/hur-vdLLV-E?...
Reposted by Dan McCoy
Out early & ad-free on our Patreon, @flophousepodcast.com’s @dankmccoy.bsky.social joins us to discuss the ‘80s toy toon classic, Jem!
Sign up for @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social now for a truly outrageous history, plus we chat the ep “The Fan!” www.patreon.com/posts/149114...
Sign up for @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social now for a truly outrageous history, plus we chat the ep “The Fan!” www.patreon.com/posts/149114...
February 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Out early & ad-free on our Patreon, @flophousepodcast.com’s @dankmccoy.bsky.social joins us to discuss the ‘80s toy toon classic, Jem!
Sign up for @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social now for a truly outrageous history, plus we chat the ep “The Fan!” www.patreon.com/posts/149114...
Sign up for @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social now for a truly outrageous history, plus we chat the ep “The Fan!” www.patreon.com/posts/149114...
Last night my laptop went crazy and started just typing periods and not letting me type anything, and I was worried it was fucked and I'd have to replace this expensive thing.
Then I walked into the other room to find our cat Panda sitting on the external bluetooth keyboard.
Then I walked into the other room to find our cat Panda sitting on the external bluetooth keyboard.
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Last night my laptop went crazy and started just typing periods and not letting me type anything, and I was worried it was fucked and I'd have to replace this expensive thing.
Then I walked into the other room to find our cat Panda sitting on the external bluetooth keyboard.
Then I walked into the other room to find our cat Panda sitting on the external bluetooth keyboard.
Weird that we never talk about this album.
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Weird that we never talk about this album.
Melania clearly supports the general strike -- choosing this weekend to release a movie no one will be tempted to spend money on.
January 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Melania clearly supports the general strike -- choosing this weekend to release a movie no one will be tempted to spend money on.
Welp.
(crosses Darren Aronofsky off list of "directors I like")
(crosses Darren Aronofsky off list of "directors I like")
January 29, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Welp.
(crosses Darren Aronofsky off list of "directors I like")
(crosses Darren Aronofsky off list of "directors I like")
(Aggressive coach voice)
"Pobody's nerfect? POBODY'S NERFECT?!? What kind of excuse is that?! I expect NERFECTION!"
"Pobody's nerfect? POBODY'S NERFECT?!? What kind of excuse is that?! I expect NERFECTION!"
January 29, 2026 at 11:34 AM
(Aggressive coach voice)
"Pobody's nerfect? POBODY'S NERFECT?!? What kind of excuse is that?! I expect NERFECTION!"
"Pobody's nerfect? POBODY'S NERFECT?!? What kind of excuse is that?! I expect NERFECTION!"
@schumer.senate.gov hey dipshit this ain't it
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 AM
@schumer.senate.gov hey dipshit this ain't it
"and that little kid did not grow up to be... Hamlet."
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"and that little kid did not grow up to be... Hamlet."
Clash over the facts: are the @nytimes.com editors *active* fascist enablers or merely craven idiots?
Is it really a “clash over the facts”?
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Clash over the facts: are the @nytimes.com editors *active* fascist enablers or merely craven idiots?
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Any SF folks, Flophouse is a fab live show! If you like laughing about movies go!
The Flop House at SF Sketchfest! Cobb's Comedy Club! Today, Sunday, 1/25! 4 pm! The afternoon! The best time for comedy!
January 25, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Any SF folks, Flophouse is a fab live show! If you like laughing about movies go!
Reposted by Dan McCoy
There's a certain kind of conservative who "hates losers" but also stans the Confederacy, Hitler, and even the concept of Executive Monarchy. They all absolutely lost, bro. Lost hard. Huge losers. Isn't simping for losers the behavior of a, you know, *beta cuck*?
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
There's a certain kind of conservative who "hates losers" but also stans the Confederacy, Hitler, and even the concept of Executive Monarchy. They all absolutely lost, bro. Lost hard. Huge losers. Isn't simping for losers the behavior of a, you know, *beta cuck*?
is it possible the whole government is twitter bots
January 24, 2026 at 8:16 PM
is it possible the whole government is twitter bots
Someone on layout down at "Rock Age" is drunk.
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Someone on layout down at "Rock Age" is drunk.