oriana schwindt
@schwindter.bsky.social
WGAE writer of television &c.
@bythebywater.bsky.social cohost
sightunseen.xyz
@bythebywater.bsky.social cohost
sightunseen.xyz
my new ai conspiracy theory is that sam altman et all knew LLMs were a bad product but one they could use to capture the capital and infrastructure they need to build the ai god who's going to upload them to computer heaven
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
my new ai conspiracy theory is that sam altman et all knew LLMs were a bad product but one they could use to capture the capital and infrastructure they need to build the ai god who's going to upload them to computer heaven
naming my security company after the evil spirit who couldn’t even spot/stop the two heroes from entering his domain with his own evil ring and destroying him utterly
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
naming my security company after the evil spirit who couldn’t even spot/stop the two heroes from entering his domain with his own evil ring and destroying him utterly
we have to pedestrianize fifth ave from thanksgiving to new year. this is insanity
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
we have to pedestrianize fifth ave from thanksgiving to new year. this is insanity
damn, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
damn, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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i believe that if we all just think real hard about It Happening at the stroke of midnight in our time zones on 1/1/2026, we can manifest it
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i believe that if we all just think real hard about It Happening at the stroke of midnight in our time zones on 1/1/2026, we can manifest it
i really think that if someone were to resurrect aol instant messenger it would cure the loneliness epidemic
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i really think that if someone were to resurrect aol instant messenger it would cure the loneliness epidemic
the cultural impact of the fast & furious movies has been horrific traffic violence and noise pollution so maybe let’s not treat “cultural impact” as inherently desirable
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the cultural impact of the fast & furious movies has been horrific traffic violence and noise pollution so maybe let’s not treat “cultural impact” as inherently desirable
my sincerest hope is that someone has sent this to Little Alex Horne who i think would get a huge kick out of it
December 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
my sincerest hope is that someone has sent this to Little Alex Horne who i think would get a huge kick out of it
Reposted by oriana schwindt
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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"jack skellington is serving cunt" I mutter as I'm led back to my room in the facility
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"jack skellington is serving cunt" I mutter as I'm led back to my room in the facility
an old man who keeps lists of obedient children, hmm
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
an old man who keeps lists of obedient children, hmm
"bake for 30-35 minutes or until internal temperature is 190º" okay but it's been almost an hour and it isn't 190º inside, bet you fuckers didn't think that was possible
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"bake for 30-35 minutes or until internal temperature is 190º" okay but it's been almost an hour and it isn't 190º inside, bet you fuckers didn't think that was possible
wishing a very benito mussolini's fate to his doppelgänger stephen miller
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
wishing a very benito mussolini's fate to his doppelgänger stephen miller
the natural consequence of putting the conspiracy theorists in charge of the conspiracy
this is insane to me. the doj had forever to look into this. now they're like liveblogging on x like they have no more information than a random person on social media
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the natural consequence of putting the conspiracy theorists in charge of the conspiracy
Reposted by oriana schwindt
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
Reposted by oriana schwindt
Most people are pretty damn great. Find the awesome people in your neighborhood and organize with them. Fuck the "leaders" who suck up to fascists. We save each other.
blacksky.community/profile/did:...
blacksky.community/profile/did:...
Started handing out my "Find Your Organizing Home in NYC" zine this weekend! It includes shoutouts to @bkindivisible.bsky.social @nywfp.bsky.social @socialists.nyc @jfrejnyc.bsky.social @handsoffnyc.bsky.social and SO MANY OTHER GREAT GROUPS!
Download it digitally at zinefun.fyi !
Download it digitally at zinefun.fyi !
December 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Most people are pretty damn great. Find the awesome people in your neighborhood and organize with them. Fuck the "leaders" who suck up to fascists. We save each other.
blacksky.community/profile/did:...
blacksky.community/profile/did:...
the reason i'm like this is because there is a geis on me where if i don't explain how TV ratings work to people i die instantly
there isn't really an easy comparison for an apple TV show (global, paid streaming) to a broadcast TV series (american, free over-the-air); even nielsen measures streaming and TV differently (minutes viewed vs. average minute audience)
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
the reason i'm like this is because there is a geis on me where if i don't explain how TV ratings work to people i die instantly
i know this kind of headline is for SEO purposes but that just raises the question of "who is searching these terms?"
who watches I Love LA (a funny show! but not one with any mystery to it!) and doesn't understand the events that unfold on-screen?
who watches I Love LA (a funny show! but not one with any mystery to it!) and doesn't understand the events that unfold on-screen?
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i know this kind of headline is for SEO purposes but that just raises the question of "who is searching these terms?"
who watches I Love LA (a funny show! but not one with any mystery to it!) and doesn't understand the events that unfold on-screen?
who watches I Love LA (a funny show! but not one with any mystery to it!) and doesn't understand the events that unfold on-screen?
gonna get kicked out of my screening and possibly find myself divorced for doing this
I feel like this film was manifested into existance by this tweet from @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
gonna get kicked out of my screening and possibly find myself divorced for doing this
you could ask chatgpt to give you a translation that may be a hallucination or you could just use cooljugator.com and learn how to fuckin' conjugate in the pluperfect
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December 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
you could ask chatgpt to give you a translation that may be a hallucination or you could just use cooljugator.com and learn how to fuckin' conjugate in the pluperfect
made my own batch of vanilla extract last year and that’s really paying dividends right now, thank you to the oriana of october 2024
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
made my own batch of vanilla extract last year and that’s really paying dividends right now, thank you to the oriana of october 2024
is it too late to do this tonight
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
is it too late to do this tonight
every day now the sun is gonna set a little bit later, feel a little bit brighter
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
every day now the sun is gonna set a little bit later, feel a little bit brighter
when steve is out of town i do things like "tuna salad in a corn tortilla because i don't feel like going to the store for bread"
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
when steve is out of town i do things like "tuna salad in a corn tortilla because i don't feel like going to the store for bread"