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Red (Currently Blurple) Savannah
@unicorntickles.bsky.social
Originally from FL, currently in Brooklyn. USF alum. Work in the financial industry, slightly schooled in psychology, general weirdo, fix your hearts or die ✌🏻
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Updating my prediction for Trump’s death to dying just before mid terms.

Prior to this I predicted he wouldn’t see the end of his term. But I feel like we’re getting a lot closer.
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This is also a call for reposts of my posts, because I am once again kinda despairing at the disparity between these vitally important posts and the fun stuff in terms of engagement. It's understandable but also causing spiking cortisol levels in my brain.

🖤♥️🫡
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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🥺👉👈
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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MASH is one of the greatest shows ever made. It centers a group of highly skilled people who are scared to be there, who hate the war that is happening there, and who will do their damnedest to help every single person they can for so long as they're suck there.
i cannot tell you how often i think back to MASH when writing. that ability to walk the line between humor and the darkest of humanity, yet never truly cross over into making light of it OR hopelessness--even though it toys with those things, too--is the line i strive for
January 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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more generations need to discover M*A*S*H
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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I feel like I am disassociating.
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
lol
Trump on Venezuela oil:
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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It's no pretense with sheriff Trump. It's like this is a stick up! Put your hands where we can see them we're robbing all your stuff.
The US is approaching “Van der Linde gang post Guarma” levels of thuggery. We not even pretending shit is about spreading freedom anymore
“This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America…”
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Probably be the first AI to commit suicide
January 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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this is where i am at: THERE IS NO ONE ELSE. do you want to outsource your military policy to steven miller? no? how about the dc blob? also no? THEN LEARN WHAT THE FUCK HOW TO MILITARY

www.breakingbeijing.com/p/there-is-n...
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Are you okay?

Are you okay?
January 6, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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Evan Solomon, when are you going to show up to work to get this shit under control? @evansolomon.bsky.social
"Grok Is Generating About ‘One Nonconsensual Sexualized Image Per Minute’. Regulators around the world are looking into Elon Musk’s xAI after its chatbot began ‘undressing’ celebrities and underage children at the request of users." www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Grok Is Generating About 'One Nonconsensual Sexualized Image Per Minute'
Elon Musk’s chatbot Grok keeps churning out nonconsenual images of women and minors in bikinis and lingerie, outraging users and regulators
www.rollingstone.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Just how bad is Grok's nonconsensual porn problem? Musk's AI chatbot is generating another sexualized image of someone without their permission every single minute:
Grok Is Generating About 'One Nonconsensual Sexualized Image Per Minute'
Elon Musk’s chatbot Grok keeps churning out nonconsenual images of women and minors in bikinis and lingerie, outraging users and regulators
www.rollingstone.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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we need to get an apology tour of every middling dipshit in the beltway that has made a persona out of minimizing and rationalizing the descent of the American leviathan towards the unbound anarchic fascist Behemoth
January 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Just learned that when Mexico was still colonized by Spain, the border was just a paragraph in Spain-US treaty. So before then, no border!

The treaty ending war below, which killed thousands, stipulated the construction of a physical border between the U.S and the recently independent Mexico. /1
July 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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really don't like this next Slop Phase
We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse.

This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares.

Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…
January 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Friends, I am so sorry for what is happening in public health right now.

Sometimes it doesn’t feel like it’s real.

Public health was never perfect.

But you don’t burn down someone’s house because it needs some updates.

And you certainly won’t gain the homeowners’ trust.
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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company that creates deepfake CSAM raises $20 billion www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/t...
Elon Musk’s xAI Raises $20 Billion
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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"we're not Invading Greenland just yet, maybe we will buy it" do you hear yourself Marco, you little shitweasel"
January 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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It's kind of wild that Elon Musk hasn't stopped people from generating child pornography with Grok. It's like, dude, Epstein's dead. You're never gonna get that island invite.
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Again, brought to you by the Bulwark crowd.
I need people to realize that there has been a concerted effort by never-Trump Republicans to take over the democratic party.

They don't want to be temporary, imperfect allies. They want to run things.
A George W. Bush Republican to represent one of the most liberal districts in the US???
#GetAGrip
If he wanted to run in a red district, fine.
Kellyanne Conway's anti-MAGA ex officially launched his congressional campaign for a seat that has nearly a dozen other Democrats running.
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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All according to plan
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Which isn't new, they're doing this with coal, too

Captain Planet villain shit
What's bleakly funny this time around is, even the oil companies don't want the headache of Venezuelan oil, the regime is basically blackmailing them into it.

It's about oil not as a strategic resource, but as a fetish commodity
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I didn’t realize how much of the Iraq war turmoil I’d internalized as a teen until the Maduro shit went down.

I feel like a helpless 15 year old again.
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM