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unicorntickles.bsky.social
Red (Currently Blurple) Savannah
@unicorntickles.bsky.social
1.7K followers 2K following 7.1K posts
Originally from FL, currently in Brooklyn. USF alum. Work in the financial industry, slightly schooled in psychology, general weirdo, fix your hearts or die ✌🏻
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mine is pondering the mechanics of his motion sensor water fountain on this lazy caturday
Black cat sitting on a windowsill staring at a pet water fountain
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Yayyy…
Congrats. Happy for you. Nice.
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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lol well shit
Leave this app right now
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Um is this a…ok tattoo? Like…that’s sus right?
Close up fed’s hand in headline image. There’s a weird Nordic rune tattoo seems sus
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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oh double hm
11. For years, Rubio struggled with his personal finances, even while making $93,000 per year Rubio describes trouble keeping up with finances while working at law firms in Florida: "My salary was $72,000, more than my parents had ever made combined. But it barely covered our basic expenses," he writes. Rubio found a job at another firm making $93,000, which he said matched his budget. Later, he says he did not feel "financially secure" during his married life until he found another job earning $300,000 per year.
October 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Hm
9. Rubio almost lost his future wife because he went to a South Beach 'foam party' with his friends against her wishes "One night, near the end of the South Beach season, my friends and I made plans to attend one of our favorite South Beach haunts for a 'foam party, ' where oceans of white foam are dropped from the ceiling and you find yourself dancing in it up to your waist. Jeanette told me if I went out that night, there would be no turning back. We would be over forever. I went out anyway. She had brought this on herself, I told myself. If we got back together, it would be on my terms, not hers. That night, near midnight, Hooked up and watched the foam descend from the ceiling. It was a sight to behold. Then my beeper buzzed. It was Jeanette's number. I knew she was calling to see if I had gone out....I waded out of the foam to find a quieter place to consider my options." ¿s a happy ending;
October 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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This guy
Screen cap of @mike10010100 (Michael Paulauski)
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Yup.
Ralph on bus meme (Chuckles) I’m in danger
October 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I don’t want to jinx anything but the shutdown message on the NIH’s website is actually just a very neutral statement
Message on NIH website: “Because of a lapse in government funding, the information on this website may not be up to date, transactions submitted via the website may not be processed, and the agency may not be able to respond to inquiries until appropriations are enacted. The NIH Clinical Center (the research hospital of NIH) is open. For more details about its operating status, please visit cc.nih.gov. Updates regarding government operating status and resumption of normal operations can be found at opm.gov.”
October 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Behold! A true free speech warrior!
Quote from Hollywood reporter article: “Right now in America, they say that if you talk about Charlie Kirk, that you’ll get canceled,” Chappelle told an audience of 6,000, according to The New York Times. “I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m gonna find out.” He then added, “It’s easier to talk here than it is in America.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Post alignment is just beautiful sometimes
Screenshot of the timeline, first post from Poof of Birb: “thank you, cock and balls man” and then Carl’s post below it: “THIS IS A FAP FREE ZONE”
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Well they’re not makeup wipes…
Amazon listing of Dude Wipes in pumpkin spice scent
September 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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I stole this from someone but it’s basically a daily affirmation now
LOTR meme (never thought I’d be fighting beside a blank) but instead says “Holy Christ, this has gotten weird”
September 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Yesssss
Jerry’s post but I’m the 420th reskeet
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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MUG CHECK
White coffee mug with pink blue and neon green swirls of color and confetti looking spots. In small lettering along one colorful spot it says “Fuck Trump”
August 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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This is how Jojo makes biscuits. He ONLY does this on this specific blanket and he has to grab a piece in his mouth. It’s almost trance-like. He doesn’t make biscuits anywhere or anytime else. I love my little weirdo guy.
Close up shot of a black cat kneading intensely on a bluish blanket
August 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Our lovely 17 year old cat, Kiwi, died overnight. We knew she was in her final days. My husband stayed with her all night until she passed. I love him for that and I’m happy my cat is now at peace. 🤍
Two cats, flame point color, one black, sitting on a felt cat cave. White cat is looking at the camera. (Kiwi is the flame point one) Close up of flame point domestic short haired cat, looking down directly into the camera
August 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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We found a new hole!
Close up of the fins on the shark chart from original post. A line labels one fin as “Anal”
August 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Huh
Cop arresting Chuck E. Cheese (man in costume)
July 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Aaaaand ok I see. But yeah…my vote is still photoshop
Screen shot of Apple call log within the list of calls
June 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Oh yeah get some marines up here, maybe they can help these guys rig up some makeshift beds or something
From the SF Chronicle: Photos obtained by the Chronicle show California National Guard troops deployed by the Trump administration to Los Angeles packed together in what appear to federal building basements or loading docks. The source who provided the photo said they redacted the name of one soldier that appeared in this photo. Source
June 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Got my first tattoo this weekend!
Fresh mostly black and white tattoo of two stylized cats drinking from a bottle of alcohol. One has a blue flower on their head and they are both blushing. A matte second skin bandage is applied. Day 3 after taking off dressing putting coconut oil on - black and white tattoo of two stylized cats drinking from a bottle of alcohol. One has a blue flower on their head and they are both blushing.
May 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Sickos meme
May 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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??????
Bsky post from chuck schumer: History will remember April 9, 2025 as America's actual liberation day—the day that President Trump backed down from his ridiculous tariff fiasco. Posted April 10, 2025 2:54pm
April 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Oh NOW look who’s forcing us to change our genders!
Screen cap of Jesse waters (gross) on the Five on Fox News (gross) making a gesture, mouth agape as he clangs some brain cells around, with the following chyron: “TRUMP TARIFFS WILL MAKE YOU A MAN”
April 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM