Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
@evanbernick.bsky.social
Associate Prof at Northern Illinois University College of Law. Constitutional law, criminal law, abolition, philosophy, hoops, video games, puppies (esp. Argo the Floof). Probably nicer than you’ve heard. He/him.
Yes, hello, you need an elevator full of golden retrievers, one of which has an avocado in his mouth
I really love that swim team has a mascot now in the avocad and also that, despite being wholly unsuitable for the job, it swims with them 🥑
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Yes, hello, you need an elevator full of golden retrievers, one of which has an avocado in his mouth
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Know the interpretations so you can call the BS when the administration and its supporters use them.
Know the 1989 OLC memo. Loath the 1989 OLC memo.
Know the 1989 OLC memo. Loath the 1989 OLC memo.
This is very good, for reasons that may strike many as irritating but I think are important.
The admin is going to invoke a string of executive branch interpretations of law. It's useful to know what those are. This post describes w/out endorsing them or suggesting they make everything legal.
The admin is going to invoke a string of executive branch interpretations of law. It's useful to know what those are. This post describes w/out endorsing them or suggesting they make everything legal.
January 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Know the interpretations so you can call the BS when the administration and its supporters use them.
Know the 1989 OLC memo. Loath the 1989 OLC memo.
Know the 1989 OLC memo. Loath the 1989 OLC memo.
Playing the hits (Berner versus elkhound versus ball)
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Playing the hits (Berner versus elkhound versus ball)
Don’t get irritated at the headlines don’t get irritated at the headlines don’t—
*reads*
*reads*
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Don’t get irritated at the headlines don’t get irritated at the headlines don’t—
*reads*
*reads*
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This is very good, for reasons that may strike many as irritating but I think are important.
The admin is going to invoke a string of executive branch interpretations of law. It's useful to know what those are. This post describes w/out endorsing them or suggesting they make everything legal.
The admin is going to invoke a string of executive branch interpretations of law. It's useful to know what those are. This post describes w/out endorsing them or suggesting they make everything legal.
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This is very good, for reasons that may strike many as irritating but I think are important.
The admin is going to invoke a string of executive branch interpretations of law. It's useful to know what those are. This post describes w/out endorsing them or suggesting they make everything legal.
The admin is going to invoke a string of executive branch interpretations of law. It's useful to know what those are. This post describes w/out endorsing them or suggesting they make everything legal.
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I really love that swim team has a mascot now in the avocad and also that, despite being wholly unsuitable for the job, it swims with them 🥑
January 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I really love that swim team has a mascot now in the avocad and also that, despite being wholly unsuitable for the job, it swims with them 🥑
same, maximus. Same.
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 PM
same, maximus. Same.
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Belgian PM’s cat Maximus is social media star with ‘subliminal political message’
Belgian PM’s cat Maximus is social media star with ‘subliminal political message’
Maximus Textoris Pulcher, an official resident at Rue de la Loi 16, shows a warmer side of Bart De Wever
For nearly 15 years, Britain’s Larry the Cat has charmed visitors to 10 Downing Street. Now another prime ministerial pet is proving a social media hit in Belgium.
Maximus Textoris Pulcher was announced in August as an official resident at the Belgian prime minister’s office, Rue de la Loi 16 in central Brussels. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Belgian PM’s cat Maximus is social media star with ‘subliminal political message’
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Ok this is all crazy I’m calling it a night. Good news is that there are still lorg floofs and smol hoomans that somehow coexist. how? Don’t ask smol hooman
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Ok this is all crazy I’m calling it a night. Good news is that there are still lorg floofs and smol hoomans that somehow coexist. how? Don’t ask smol hooman
Wow (extremely derogatory)
With Nicolás Maduro out of power, the Trump administration is racing to assemble an interim governing structure for Venezuela.
After Maduro Ouster, Trump Takes On the Risks of Governing Venezuela
The administration is racing to get an interim government in place, even as pushback from Maduro’s allies raise fears of instability.
on.wsj.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Wow (extremely derogatory)
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Finally getting around to Split Fiction, and—wow. Wow wow wow.
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Finally getting around to Split Fiction, and—wow. Wow wow wow.
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“The longer Americans indulge this preference for the language of the law over morality, the weaker their moral voice becomes. They lose the ability to say, forthrightly, that what the Trump administration has done is cold-blooded murder for which they and their partisans should be ashamed.”
The Moral Stupefaction of the American Public
Trump’s actions are illegal, yes. Worse than that, they are wrong—precisely what the legality debate is meant to obscure.
www.bostonreview.net
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
“The longer Americans indulge this preference for the language of the law over morality, the weaker their moral voice becomes. They lose the ability to say, forthrightly, that what the Trump administration has done is cold-blooded murder for which they and their partisans should be ashamed.”
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Jack nevertheless asserts that DOJ "easily could have drafted an opinion" to justify the action. How can that be so?
It'd only be "easy" for a DOJ attorney to write such an opinion if he or she were willing to represent that "clearly" unlawful action (Jack's correct assessment) is lawful. [3]
It'd only be "easy" for a DOJ attorney to write such an opinion if he or she were willing to represent that "clearly" unlawful action (Jack's correct assessment) is lawful. [3]
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Jack nevertheless asserts that DOJ "easily could have drafted an opinion" to justify the action. How can that be so?
It'd only be "easy" for a DOJ attorney to write such an opinion if he or she were willing to represent that "clearly" unlawful action (Jack's correct assessment) is lawful. [3]
It'd only be "easy" for a DOJ attorney to write such an opinion if he or she were willing to represent that "clearly" unlawful action (Jack's correct assessment) is lawful. [3]
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Jack writes--correctly--that the military abduction and extraction of Maduro "pretty clearly isn’t" legal. It plainly violates Article 2(4) of the UN Charter, which is the supreme law of the United States (per Art. VI of the Constitution) and, as I've explained elsewhere, ... [1]
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Jack writes--correctly--that the military abduction and extraction of Maduro "pretty clearly isn’t" legal. It plainly violates Article 2(4) of the UN Charter, which is the supreme law of the United States (per Art. VI of the Constitution) and, as I've explained elsewhere, ... [1]
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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hi
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
hi
i have started doing this with posts that get traction because otherwise I have to mute notifications which I am sure is even more irritating. anyway if you find you cannot communicate with me you should take that as a personal insult
limiting interactions by default on my posts, a thing I've now done for months, mostly works for making mentions pleasant, but it does mean once a week or so I get a screenshot with a direct mention mad about the post with quotes off. it's jarring how much worse that feels than a regular quote post
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
i have started doing this with posts that get traction because otherwise I have to mute notifications which I am sure is even more irritating. anyway if you find you cannot communicate with me you should take that as a personal insult
yes hello you need this
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
yes hello you need this
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Happening now: several hundred people are pouring into Chicago's downtown Federal Plaza.
It's 25 degrees outside.
Organizers are leading the crowd in a chant of, "no boots on the ground, no bombs in the air!"
Two protesters hold a large banner reading, "no war for Venezuela oil."
It's 25 degrees outside.
Organizers are leading the crowd in a chant of, "no boots on the ground, no bombs in the air!"
Two protesters hold a large banner reading, "no war for Venezuela oil."
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Happening now: several hundred people are pouring into Chicago's downtown Federal Plaza.
It's 25 degrees outside.
Organizers are leading the crowd in a chant of, "no boots on the ground, no bombs in the air!"
Two protesters hold a large banner reading, "no war for Venezuela oil."
It's 25 degrees outside.
Organizers are leading the crowd in a chant of, "no boots on the ground, no bombs in the air!"
Two protesters hold a large banner reading, "no war for Venezuela oil."
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Fair, catto. fair.
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Fair, catto. fair.
This is very good, for reasons that may strike many as irritating but I think are important.
The admin is going to invoke a string of executive branch interpretations of law. It's useful to know what those are. This post describes w/out endorsing them or suggesting they make everything legal.
The admin is going to invoke a string of executive branch interpretations of law. It's useful to know what those are. This post describes w/out endorsing them or suggesting they make everything legal.
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This is very good, for reasons that may strike many as irritating but I think are important.
The admin is going to invoke a string of executive branch interpretations of law. It's useful to know what those are. This post describes w/out endorsing them or suggesting they make everything legal.
The admin is going to invoke a string of executive branch interpretations of law. It's useful to know what those are. This post describes w/out endorsing them or suggesting they make everything legal.
In better news, Sinners is absolutely gorgeous on 4k. Nothing will beat the theater experience, but it's up there with the likes of 2001, Apocalypse Now, and Raging Bull for sheer ambition and cinematic bliss however you manage to watch it.
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
In better news, Sinners is absolutely gorgeous on 4k. Nothing will beat the theater experience, but it's up there with the likes of 2001, Apocalypse Now, and Raging Bull for sheer ambition and cinematic bliss however you manage to watch it.
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I was a teenager taking introduction to international politics during the invasion of Iraq and I am so deeply sad about the series of events that have led to me getting ready to teach introduction to international politics to a bunch of teenagers during the invasion of Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I was a teenager taking introduction to international politics during the invasion of Iraq and I am so deeply sad about the series of events that have led to me getting ready to teach introduction to international politics to a bunch of teenagers during the invasion of Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM