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Jamie, 29, he/they. Musician, media enjoyer, unpaid Pepto Bismol brand ambassador, director of American Fucksquad- now on Tubi and Laserdisc!
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who sallow faced and pale up in this bitch
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Brandy, standing in front of her bedroom mirror, practicing making deep sea noises, hoping to capture the attention of her wayward crush
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest

THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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America out here inventing entirely new heresies every day
Just passed a church where their decoration is a crucified Jesus is coming down off the cross under his own power. okay.
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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got in an argument with this khaki wearing guy who had his pristine f150 parked all the way across a sidewalk (?) and in the course of the argument i asked ‘do you do a lot of backcountry driving in that thing’ and it upset him so bad he had to lock himself in his truck lmao
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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I could fix her. But why would I want to?
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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american’s are too polarized these days. it used to be that everyone believed some people deserved some rights. now one side believes everyone should die painfully and the other thinks most people should get to live. i am paid $500000 a year for my insights
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Look, either be insanely mean to your staff or be humiliatingly impotent in the face of a fascist pogrom targeting your constituents, but not both
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:

Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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I feel the cat. Move. Under my feet.
February 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:

Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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“Metal Gear Solid 4 has too many cutscenes” as a criticism reminds me of when a friend of mine didn’t like a Daft Punk album because “the lyrics were bad.” it’s sort of like adopting a cat and then getting mad that it’s not a dog
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Pretty much all of the credulous reporting on Musk proposing to tunnel in Florida (fig. 1) doesn't acknowledge what everyone in Florida knows. (fig. 2)
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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happy vamlumtime's day KO)->
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugqn...
Teen Girl Squad #12
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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If you're so cold, Cathy is so cold!
Let her in, Heathcliffe!
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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i would hire a team of both film critics and comedy writers to craft the perfect letterboxd reviews, combining trenchant criticism and irreverent witticisms
Hey artist/creator/writer/etc people: if tomorrow you were guaranteed a very comfortable living the rest of your life, how would that affect your relationship to social media?
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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One of the funniest things about the old school mario cartoons is how they took the Airship level design literally
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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Meet the fool reclaiming the dunce cap
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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i love u flippy
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM