stage one: gotdamb I love those heated rivalry boys what else has this director done
stage two: how are ya now good an you not so bad
stage three: I will die if I don't also date Bonnie McMurray
stage two: how are ya now good an you not so bad
stage three: I will die if I don't also date Bonnie McMurray
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
stage one: gotdamb I love those heated rivalry boys what else has this director done
stage two: how are ya now good an you not so bad
stage three: I will die if I don't also date Bonnie McMurray
stage two: how are ya now good an you not so bad
stage three: I will die if I don't also date Bonnie McMurray
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Of course I'm tooting my own horn, it's my fucking horn
January 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Of course I'm tooting my own horn, it's my fucking horn
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Was talking with a friend about possibly adopting a cat, and literally the first one I saw was perfect.
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Was talking with a friend about possibly adopting a cat, and literally the first one I saw was perfect.
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This man has no bones
June 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This man has no bones
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Effortless, but it's just me not putting in any effort.
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Effortless, but it's just me not putting in any effort.
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Not sure why everyone keeps talking about "new year new me"; I plan to be older than ever in 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Not sure why everyone keeps talking about "new year new me"; I plan to be older than ever in 2026.
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He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)
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Brigitte Bardot, the French film star?
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Brigitte Bardot, the French film star?
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This is New England's version of the Louvre heist.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
$400,000 worth of lobster stolen en route to Costco stores, shipper says
The lobsters, which were not alive, were on their way to Costco stores in Illinois and Minnesota, according to Rexing Companies.
www.nbcnews.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is New England's version of the Louvre heist.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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billionaires are the sad victims of an inadequate tax code, which has allowed them to become surrounded by an isolating bubble of sycophants, severed from participation in community and ordinary fellowship. we owe potential victims of this condition prevention, and those already suffering remedy.
December 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
billionaires are the sad victims of an inadequate tax code, which has allowed them to become surrounded by an isolating bubble of sycophants, severed from participation in community and ordinary fellowship. we owe potential victims of this condition prevention, and those already suffering remedy.
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as the prophecy foretold
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
as the prophecy foretold
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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Yeah well my buddy already lost his job to artificial intelligence. He was an art thief.
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yeah well my buddy already lost his job to artificial intelligence. He was an art thief.
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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December 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
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*advertising that my food truck has "4 Michelins"*
December 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
*advertising that my food truck has "4 Michelins"*
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YouTube keeps asking if I want AI summaries of things like comedy sketches and music videos and I'm like, thank God finally I don't have to enjoy things
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
YouTube keeps asking if I want AI summaries of things like comedy sketches and music videos and I'm like, thank God finally I don't have to enjoy things
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I'm being lectured
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm being lectured
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You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
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Just inside the Kansas border from Colorado is a town called "Kanorado." If I was rich, I would establish a town on the Colorado side of the border, call it "Coloransas," and then spend 24-48 hours shelling Kanorado with heavy artillery
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Just inside the Kansas border from Colorado is a town called "Kanorado." If I was rich, I would establish a town on the Colorado side of the border, call it "Coloransas," and then spend 24-48 hours shelling Kanorado with heavy artillery
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every time i see Mr Beast i involuntarily mutter "urgh" and take 1 HP damage
December 29, 2023 at 1:12 AM
every time i see Mr Beast i involuntarily mutter "urgh" and take 1 HP damage
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i don't think your loan is getting approved
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i don't think your loan is getting approved
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I would live in a wasp nest if there were no wasps there. And it was Unusually large.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I would live in a wasp nest if there were no wasps there. And it was Unusually large.