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I like chips and beers.
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Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.

That's it.

That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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The way this keeps going
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Well, this looks like crazy unhinged fun.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I put the telly on earlier and Camilla was saying hi to soldiers at Paddington and there was a choir singing a song from Wicked.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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"truly it was out of curiosity"
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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In 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master' Freddy Krueger is resurrected by a dog pissing on his remains and I don't see why that wouldn't work perfectly well here.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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"Oh no. James Bond died. How can we write a new film that makes sense?? Anyway, here is Bond's Girlfriend: Denise Tits."
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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average ICE officer handling their gun in public
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Just kill someone at Center Parcs
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Working on a theory that the jewel thieves were able to blend effortlessly into the crowds because their stripey burglar jumpers were, with the simple addition of a string of onions, flawless Frenchman disguises.
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Standoff
Acrylic on Board
2025
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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“war is very strange, you never know what’s going to happen with war” - President Trump literally just said this to the assembled generals
September 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Kevin Macleod voice: It might seem imposing this medieval fortress jutting out of the unassuming landscape of World 8-4, but inside Bowser has made a haven of minimalistic lava pits and death traps befitting of his despotic eccentricity. Does it work? Hard to tell. Certainly it’s a tyrant of its own
September 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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As Jimmy Carr takes money from the Saudi Government for working with a man who likes to masturbate in front of young women , I presume he is planning his next Jordan Peterson style podcast appearance explaining how Saudi women & families of murdered journalists don’t know how lucky they are
September 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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feeding my cat some freeze dried chicken so he can pretend he’s on a space station
September 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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40k painting tutorial: this green is called methuselah’s humours by fopworks. the bug they used to make this pigment went extinct in 2003 and every employee with the company mysteriously went missing shortly after. if you can’t find any, waaagh flesh is a close match

me: i need that green
September 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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"a time of healing, a time of whatever" is an absolute banger unfortunately
September 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM