Michael J Dolan
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Fire has no right smelling so good. Just a top tier scent. Your empire could be in ashes and the firemen are probably stood around huffing it in, saying it's the best part of their job.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Fire has no right smelling so good. Just a top tier scent. Your empire could be in ashes and the firemen are probably stood around huffing it in, saying it's the best part of their job.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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Aside from everything else I'm amazed that people who literally write fiction for a living are publicly stating that they have no idea how to continue the Bond franchise now he's 'dead'. Is it too late to look at a career change? Maybe writing isn't for you, pal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Aside from everything else I'm amazed that people who literally write fiction for a living are publicly stating that they have no idea how to continue the Bond franchise now he's 'dead'. Is it too late to look at a career change? Maybe writing isn't for you, pal.
In 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master' Freddy Krueger is resurrected by a dog pissing on his remains and I don't see why that wouldn't work perfectly well here.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
In 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master' Freddy Krueger is resurrected by a dog pissing on his remains and I don't see why that wouldn't work perfectly well here.
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I was supposed to be debuting @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social this year and then life happened. Thanks to the kindness of @theahmedraafat.bsky.social Anna Readman @chrisbaldie.bsky.social and @tomhumberstone.com How to Survive an Affair will still be available there this weekend. Have fun everyone!
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was supposed to be debuting @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social this year and then life happened. Thanks to the kindness of @theahmedraafat.bsky.social Anna Readman @chrisbaldie.bsky.social and @tomhumberstone.com How to Survive an Affair will still be available there this weekend. Have fun everyone!
My kid said they watched the Beyblade anime at school today, Hasbro aren't going down without a fight.
I guess kids these days would rather have Spongebob Fugglers than Beyblades, look at this relegation in the xmas catalogues.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My kid said they watched the Beyblade anime at school today, Hasbro aren't going down without a fight.
Nearly a full year between these two posts, the no phone thing isn't going great.
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Nearly a full year between these two posts, the no phone thing isn't going great.
I'm too tired to read and I don't really want to be on my phone so I've spent the last half hour just listening to my dad chew a protein bar.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm too tired to read and I don't really want to be on my phone so I've spent the last half hour just listening to my dad chew a protein bar.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
Reading Dracula again and I always forget how much I love it. I'm paraphrasing but "if you think I'm full of shit let me tell you exactly what I had for dinner" is such a solid bit.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Reading Dracula again and I always forget how much I love it. I'm paraphrasing but "if you think I'm full of shit let me tell you exactly what I had for dinner" is such a solid bit.
Always at least one absolutely dogshit film in the mix when I post these.
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Always at least one absolutely dogshit film in the mix when I post these.
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
There should be a way to watch the Super Mario Movie with the original score instead of the needle drops. It would still suck shit but they should do it anyway.
youtu.be/KaZV47KCm7I?...
youtu.be/KaZV47KCm7I?...
Mario Movie Scenes with Restored Unused Soundtrack + SFX and Voices
YouTube video by Minatoo
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There should be a way to watch the Super Mario Movie with the original score instead of the needle drops. It would still suck shit but they should do it anyway.
youtu.be/KaZV47KCm7I?...
youtu.be/KaZV47KCm7I?...
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
I watched the trailer for that new Daniel Day Lewis movie only to then find out it's written and directed by his fucking son, I feel like I've been mugged.
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I watched the trailer for that new Daniel Day Lewis movie only to then find out it's written and directed by his fucking son, I feel like I've been mugged.
Why'd they call it Guacamelee and not Wrestlevania
Why'd they call it Castlevania and not Vlad's Moving Castle
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why'd they call it Guacamelee and not Wrestlevania
Why'd they call it Castlevania and not Vlad's Moving Castle
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Why'd they call it Castlevania and not Vlad's Moving Castle
Nice, I'm happy for you guys, really. No, no I'm fine over here in my shitty little right wing hole with my endlessly spiralling energy bills and dilapidated infrastructure. It's all good really.
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Nice, I'm happy for you guys, really. No, no I'm fine over here in my shitty little right wing hole with my endlessly spiralling energy bills and dilapidated infrastructure. It's all good really.
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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i want to brush the other bones in my body. not just my teeth.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i want to brush the other bones in my body. not just my teeth.
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I'm going to be the rambling old man at the socialist revolution continually introducing motions to exhume the corpses of the Bush administration to be put on trial like Pope Formosus. "This again..." Yes, this again! Grab a shovel, comrades. History cries out for justice.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm going to be the rambling old man at the socialist revolution continually introducing motions to exhume the corpses of the Bush administration to be put on trial like Pope Formosus. "This again..." Yes, this again! Grab a shovel, comrades. History cries out for justice.