Chad Read
@squirrel74wkgn.bsky.social
Sit Ubu, sit…good dog.
*tries to be funny* —> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ipja66zoqdn5prstk5jdtbe5/feed/aaade32wpq2ly
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The winning family on America’s Funniest Home Videos always look like they just came from a Sear’s Portrait Studio.
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The winning family on America’s Funniest Home Videos always look like they just came from a Sear’s Portrait Studio.
Get those goddamn black jelly beans out of my face you weirdo.
April 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Get those goddamn black jelly beans out of my face you weirdo.
The game Operation…except it’s me using my fingers to grab a piece of food that fell underneath the hot stovetop grates.
March 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The game Operation…except it’s me using my fingers to grab a piece of food that fell underneath the hot stovetop grates.
I just figured out the timer on my coffee maker...so if anyone wants to come over for coffee at 11pm next Thursday, I’ll see you then.
February 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I just figured out the timer on my coffee maker...so if anyone wants to come over for coffee at 11pm next Thursday, I’ll see you then.
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Souvenirs are like "here, please remember my vacation that I took without you"
February 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Souvenirs are like "here, please remember my vacation that I took without you"
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- On your CV it says that your wife helps you with everything.
- Is that what she wrote?
- Is that what she wrote?
February 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
- On your CV it says that your wife helps you with everything.
- Is that what she wrote?
- Is that what she wrote?
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Random Reply Guys.
February 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Random Reply Guys.
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Whatever snack my kid doesn't finish in her lunchbox, I just leave in there.
By Friday, she's got a Golden Corral style buffet.
By Friday, she's got a Golden Corral style buffet.
February 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Whatever snack my kid doesn't finish in her lunchbox, I just leave in there.
By Friday, she's got a Golden Corral style buffet.
By Friday, she's got a Golden Corral style buffet.
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I bought the cheap catfood and my cat gave me the ''I'm not sad, I'm disappointed'' look
February 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I bought the cheap catfood and my cat gave me the ''I'm not sad, I'm disappointed'' look
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Clearly you can’t trust a Tesla when it comes to pulling out.
February 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Clearly you can’t trust a Tesla when it comes to pulling out.
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I feel like we don’t talk enough about how underrated the feeling of wearing a new pair of socks is.
February 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I feel like we don’t talk enough about how underrated the feeling of wearing a new pair of socks is.
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Who up Benedicting their eggs.
February 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Who up Benedicting their eggs.
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as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a disaster
February 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a disaster
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I don't know which insurance company to use. They're all so funny.
March 5, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I don't know which insurance company to use. They're all so funny.
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when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels
February 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels
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My daughter just asked for nunchucks for her birthday and I have to say I’m 50% proud, 30% amused, and 100% terrified.
January 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My daughter just asked for nunchucks for her birthday and I have to say I’m 50% proud, 30% amused, and 100% terrified.
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•speed dating•
I’d smell your farts.
I’d smell your farts.
February 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
•speed dating•
I’d smell your farts.
I’d smell your farts.
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Looking forward to the ultimate weighted blanket, six feet of dirt piled on top of me.
February 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Looking forward to the ultimate weighted blanket, six feet of dirt piled on top of me.
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Sorry I said your boyfriend looks like Baron Harkonnen. It was childish & wrong. He's floating right behind me, isn't he?
January 20, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Sorry I said your boyfriend looks like Baron Harkonnen. It was childish & wrong. He's floating right behind me, isn't he?
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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
February 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
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Fitbit is still counting the steps of my downward spiral.
February 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Fitbit is still counting the steps of my downward spiral.