Jive Awes Turkey
@awescar.bsky.social
Just a cool motherfucker.
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Jive Awes Turkey
@awescar.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Not to brag, but chicks at truck stops are always asking me for dates.
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Bin Laden: “Death to America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bin Laden: “Death to America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
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I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.
I don't know who needs to hear this, "Thin or wrinkled lips are better than sausage lips."
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, "Thin or wrinkled lips are better than sausage lips."
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
Ain't no way I'd wear one of those silly football helmet covers if I was playing. I'd be raw dogging it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ain't no way I'd wear one of those silly football helmet covers if I was playing. I'd be raw dogging it.
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either that guy in the truck ahead of me is burning oil or he’s just elected a new pope
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
either that guy in the truck ahead of me is burning oil or he’s just elected a new pope
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Anyone notice the irony of Trump trying to cut SNAP benefits for those who have too little while fighting to lower the cost of prescription weight-loss drugs for those who have too much?
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Anyone notice the irony of Trump trying to cut SNAP benefits for those who have too little while fighting to lower the cost of prescription weight-loss drugs for those who have too much?
When you write code under the influence:
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When you write code under the influence:
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the floor was lava cake. sorry i ate your floor
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the floor was lava cake. sorry i ate your floor
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November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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someone jazzily plucking a double bass while i list off my various grievances
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
someone jazzily plucking a double bass while i list off my various grievances
I'm going to encourage my 10-year-old to get herself a 50-year mortgage, so she can own a home by the time she's 60.
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm going to encourage my 10-year-old to get herself a 50-year mortgage, so she can own a home by the time she's 60.
I support the idea of "State Your Name" Stadium.
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I support the idea of "State Your Name" Stadium.
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You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
So your kids can take over payments when you're gone.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So your kids can take over payments when you're gone.
RFK Stadium needs to be renamed "Biden Stadium." That will set things straight.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
RFK Stadium needs to be renamed "Biden Stadium." That will set things straight.
"Why were they saying Boo-Urns?" - DJT
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Why were they saying Boo-Urns?" - DJT
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Dr Oz shouts “is there a doctor in the house?”
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Dr Oz shouts “is there a doctor in the house?”
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RFK looking over like "I think I could strap him to the roof of my car"
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
RFK looking over like "I think I could strap him to the roof of my car"
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I wrote about yesterday's Texas election, which featured the usual giveaways to the rich (natch) BUT there are a couple of reasons for Dems to be enthusiastic. thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/05/w...
‘We Gave Tax Cuts to the Rich and Made Life Sh*t for the Poor.’ Texas Just Passed 17 New Constitutional Amendments.
All told, these new breaks (along with other recent efforts to reduce property taxes), will cost Texas around $50 billion next budget cycle.
thebarbedwire.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wrote about yesterday's Texas election, which featured the usual giveaways to the rich (natch) BUT there are a couple of reasons for Dems to be enthusiastic. thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/05/w...
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I hope Flavor Flav remembered to turn his clock back one hour.
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I hope Flavor Flav remembered to turn his clock back one hour.