The Wizard of Awes.
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The Wizard of Awes.
@awescar.bsky.social
· Dec 11
*Jingles only half the way*
All I really want on my birthday, (today) is for y'all to go punch a Nazi, white supremacist and or Stephen Miller.
January 28, 2026 at 8:10 PM
All I really want on my birthday, (today) is for y'all to go punch a Nazi, white supremacist and or Stephen Miller.
Bovino can always go back to being a horse jockey.
January 27, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Bovino can always go back to being a horse jockey.
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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THE EPSTEIN FILES MUST BE RELEASED COMPLETELY. DO NOT FORGET THE INNOCENT VICTIMS.
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
THE EPSTEIN FILES MUST BE RELEASED COMPLETELY. DO NOT FORGET THE INNOCENT VICTIMS.
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“Conspiracy to overthrow the election” should have been his end.
January 22, 2026 at 3:38 PM
“Conspiracy to overthrow the election” should have been his end.
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*looking over at Netflix during sex* hey Netflix, are you still watching?
January 22, 2026 at 8:02 PM
*looking over at Netflix during sex* hey Netflix, are you still watching?
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Funny how the right is outraged at Fanone flipping off a congressman just days after celebrating a president flipping off a working American .
January 22, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Funny how the right is outraged at Fanone flipping off a congressman just days after celebrating a president flipping off a working American .
An all female fitness center called "OB Gym"
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 AM
An all female fitness center called "OB Gym"
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In the 80’s you shampooed with Agree or “ gee you hair smells terrific “ or you weren’t getting laid
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 AM
In the 80’s you shampooed with Agree or “ gee you hair smells terrific “ or you weren’t getting laid
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Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
Damn, Rockets/Spurs haven't even started yet and Rockets already trying to cheat.
January 21, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Damn, Rockets/Spurs haven't even started yet and Rockets already trying to cheat.
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Imagine sex with me...
No. More high-fiving
No. More high-fiving
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Imagine sex with me...
No. More high-fiving
No. More high-fiving
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'We are being attacked by our own federal government..' says this senior in tears
Reporter: Why is it so hard for you to talk about?
'Because I'm an American & I'm ashamed'
And the young woman: 'I'm angry and I just want this to be over..it's violent...'
Where are you, #America?
Reporter: Why is it so hard for you to talk about?
'Because I'm an American & I'm ashamed'
And the young woman: 'I'm angry and I just want this to be over..it's violent...'
Where are you, #America?
January 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
'We are being attacked by our own federal government..' says this senior in tears
Reporter: Why is it so hard for you to talk about?
'Because I'm an American & I'm ashamed'
And the young woman: 'I'm angry and I just want this to be over..it's violent...'
Where are you, #America?
Reporter: Why is it so hard for you to talk about?
'Because I'm an American & I'm ashamed'
And the young woman: 'I'm angry and I just want this to be over..it's violent...'
Where are you, #America?
"Meta" does a beta move.
The division has lost over $77 billion since its inception in 2020.
Meta Lays Off Thousands of VR Workers as Zuckerberg's Vision Fails
The company has laid off some 1,500 virtual reality developers as part of a broader shift toward AI wearable devices.
trib.al
January 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"Meta" does a beta move.
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saw this musical. did not care for it.
November 14, 2024 at 11:42 PM
saw this musical. did not care for it.
Bills fans every season.
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ALT: a close up of a purple hand with a yellow stripe on it and the words make gifs at gifsoup.com below it
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Bills fans every season.
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deep in my heart of hearts i was shocked to find out i had so many hearts
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
deep in my heart of hearts i was shocked to find out i had so many hearts
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Me: I have friends in low places
Her: Oh, that song by Garth Brooks
ME: What song??
Her: Oh, that song by Garth Brooks
ME: What song??
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Me: I have friends in low places
Her: Oh, that song by Garth Brooks
ME: What song??
Her: Oh, that song by Garth Brooks
ME: What song??
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I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
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If you haven’t caught on, Putin is attacking us from within.
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
If you haven’t caught on, Putin is attacking us from within.
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i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
"Morressey really gets me" - Joan of Arc
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
"Morressey really gets me" - Joan of Arc
"Eyes Without a Face" is my favorite song about loose eyeballs.
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
"Eyes Without a Face" is my favorite song about loose eyeballs.
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I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
August 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
If you drive a full size truck to a Whataburger, you must back in to park. It's the law.
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
If you drive a full size truck to a Whataburger, you must back in to park. It's the law.