Jive Awes Turkey
@awescar.bsky.social
Just a cool motherfucker.
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Jive Awes Turkey
@awescar.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Not to brag, but chicks at truck stops are always asking me for dates.
Ok, I'm just gonna say it. I did not care for "Christmas Vacation"
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ok, I'm just gonna say it. I did not care for "Christmas Vacation"
Quintrevion Wisner is almost as good as his dad "Quadtrevion" and better than his grandad, "Tritrevion"
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Quintrevion Wisner is almost as good as his dad "Quadtrevion" and better than his grandad, "Tritrevion"
If Kid Rock wasn't such an asshole, he may have been in Detroit's half time show.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If Kid Rock wasn't such an asshole, he may have been in Detroit's half time show.
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Do you accept the Lord Gadzuki as your personal savior?
October 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Do you accept the Lord Gadzuki as your personal savior?
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My great grandmother used say that things were better in Russia before the revolution, but I think she was being Tsarcastic.
June 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My great grandmother used say that things were better in Russia before the revolution, but I think she was being Tsarcastic.
Great band name: "Junk Uppercut"
You have my full permission to steal this band name.
You have my full permission to steal this band name.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Great band name: "Junk Uppercut"
You have my full permission to steal this band name.
You have my full permission to steal this band name.
"Everybody Loves Raymond", except me. He's alright though.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Everybody Loves Raymond", except me. He's alright though.
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I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
Has anyone seen RFK Jr since that dude passed out in the Whitehouse?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Has anyone seen RFK Jr since that dude passed out in the Whitehouse?
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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Bin Laden: “Death to America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bin Laden: “Death to America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
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I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.
I don't know who needs to hear this, "Thin or wrinkled lips are better than sausage lips."
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, "Thin or wrinkled lips are better than sausage lips."
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
Ain't no way I'd wear one of those silly football helmet covers if I was playing. I'd be raw dogging it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ain't no way I'd wear one of those silly football helmet covers if I was playing. I'd be raw dogging it.
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either that guy in the truck ahead of me is burning oil or he’s just elected a new pope
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
either that guy in the truck ahead of me is burning oil or he’s just elected a new pope
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Anyone notice the irony of Trump trying to cut SNAP benefits for those who have too little while fighting to lower the cost of prescription weight-loss drugs for those who have too much?
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Anyone notice the irony of Trump trying to cut SNAP benefits for those who have too little while fighting to lower the cost of prescription weight-loss drugs for those who have too much?
When you write code under the influence:
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When you write code under the influence:
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the floor was lava cake. sorry i ate your floor
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the floor was lava cake. sorry i ate your floor