Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
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Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Oh hi!
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
Unbelievable
My friend sent me the greatest shirt I have ever seen as an early birthday present
February 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Unbelievable
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Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
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He doesn't know if the Census Bureau is part of the department he runs?! Or he doesn't know the Census Bureau establishes the poverty line?
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
KENNEDY: The Census Bureau is under your jurisdiction & responsible for defining what it means to be poor, is that right?
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
He doesn't know if the Census Bureau is part of the department he runs?! Or he doesn't know the Census Bureau establishes the poverty line?
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
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Fr tho chat, do you think Olive stayed with Popeye because his dick pumped up when he ate spinach or was he just a generous lover in other ways?¿
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Fr tho chat, do you think Olive stayed with Popeye because his dick pumped up when he ate spinach or was he just a generous lover in other ways?¿
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[accepting my first ever olympic gold medal]:
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
[accepting my first ever olympic gold medal]:
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
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Live chatting on my new video premiere tomorrow (02/10) morning at 7:30am PST! @tylerfromtheinternet.com is back and we are talking all things Zelda and utterly nerd out… and if that’s not your thing, you can always just come chat with me! youtu.be/tmgRus7JBW0?...
Majora’s Mask, Zelda Movies, and Nintendo’s Biggest Miss #zeldamovie #MajorasMask #Nintendo #trans
YouTube video by Ashley Barron
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Live chatting on my new video premiere tomorrow (02/10) morning at 7:30am PST! @tylerfromtheinternet.com is back and we are talking all things Zelda and utterly nerd out… and if that’s not your thing, you can always just come chat with me! youtu.be/tmgRus7JBW0?...
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We talk about a lot of stuff but the back half is both of us (we are both filmmakers!) each talking about the pitch we've had for a Zelda movie since college. There are illustrations occasionally and it's very fun and silly, you might like it idk
Live chatting on my new video premiere tomorrow (02/10) morning at 7:30am PST! @tylerfromtheinternet.com is back and we are talking all things Zelda and utterly nerd out… and if that’s not your thing, you can always just come chat with me! youtu.be/tmgRus7JBW0?...
Majora’s Mask, Zelda Movies, and Nintendo’s Biggest Miss #zeldamovie #MajorasMask #Nintendo #trans
YouTube video by Ashley Barron
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
We talk about a lot of stuff but the back half is both of us (we are both filmmakers!) each talking about the pitch we've had for a Zelda movie since college. There are illustrations occasionally and it's very fun and silly, you might like it idk
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Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode
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If penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH AND NOSE AND WHY WONT IT STOP COMING OUT DEAR GOD WHY WONT IT STOP
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
If penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH AND NOSE AND WHY WONT IT STOP COMING OUT DEAR GOD WHY WONT IT STOP
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
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So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.
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Age verification?
I worked at a Blockbuster Video.
I worked at a Blockbuster Video.
Age verification? I watched the Challenger explode live, from school.
age verification
i still remember my compuserve ID number
i still remember my compuserve ID number
September 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Age verification?
I worked at a Blockbuster Video.
I worked at a Blockbuster Video.
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Age verification?
I watched them blow up the Kingdome
I watched them blow up the Kingdome
Age verification?
I had a Blockbuster video card
I had a Blockbuster video card
age verification?
i remember watching mr hooper
i remember watching mr hooper
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Age verification?
I watched them blow up the Kingdome
I watched them blow up the Kingdome
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starting a drag folk band called Peter, RuPaul, and Mary
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 AM
starting a drag folk band called Peter, RuPaul, and Mary
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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You almost got it right. Let me fix it for you.
"Elon Musk is never going to get to Mars, and now that it's obvious to everyone, he's going to lie about the moon for a while to pump his stocks. Also, we love the taste of his balls."
There you are.
"Elon Musk is never going to get to Mars, and now that it's obvious to everyone, he's going to lie about the moon for a while to pump his stocks. Also, we love the taste of his balls."
There you are.
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 AM
You almost got it right. Let me fix it for you.
"Elon Musk is never going to get to Mars, and now that it's obvious to everyone, he's going to lie about the moon for a while to pump his stocks. Also, we love the taste of his balls."
There you are.
"Elon Musk is never going to get to Mars, and now that it's obvious to everyone, he's going to lie about the moon for a while to pump his stocks. Also, we love the taste of his balls."
There you are.
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“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered… Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”
- 1984, George Orwell
- 1984, George Orwell
They have now removed the Pride flag from the Stonewall Inn.
Erasure. Just like the Nazis.
gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...
Erasure. Just like the Nazis.
gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...
Trump administration removes Rainbow Flag from Stonewall National Monument
The Trump administration removed a large Rainbow Flag from a flagpole at the Stonewall National Monument, the National Park Service confirmed to Gay City News
gaycitynews.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered… Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”
- 1984, George Orwell
- 1984, George Orwell
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I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
Age verification?
I had a Blockbuster video card
I had a Blockbuster video card
age verification?
i remember watching mr hooper
i remember watching mr hooper
Age Verification?
I know who Mr Green Jeans is.
I know who Mr Green Jeans is.
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Age verification?
I had a Blockbuster video card
I had a Blockbuster video card
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That's strange because I was almost positive it was time to admit we have a psychopath pedophile billionaire problem.
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
That's strange because I was almost positive it was time to admit we have a psychopath pedophile billionaire problem.
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repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
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the worst human art is still better than any AI art
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
the worst human art is still better than any AI art
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*rips bong*
Track and field is Mario party
Track and field is Mario party
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
*rips bong*
Track and field is Mario party
Track and field is Mario party