Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
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Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Oh hi!
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
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I was going to college in SF when Gavin Newsom was mayor and it was an entire known THING that he'd cruise around in a limo to pick up 18-19 y/o girls to party with. It was a running joke amongst everyone I knew that "If we look hot enough tonight, the mayor might give us free coke"
Just saying
Just saying
February 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I was going to college in SF when Gavin Newsom was mayor and it was an entire known THING that he'd cruise around in a limo to pick up 18-19 y/o girls to party with. It was a running joke amongst everyone I knew that "If we look hot enough tonight, the mayor might give us free coke"
Just saying
Just saying
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“you’re a dick” I say to your dick
February 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
“you’re a dick” I say to your dick
Past, gatekeepy me: Fuck now
Current me, who doesn't care as much: Ehhh... You do you
Current me, who doesn't care as much: Ehhh... You do you
I asked Reddit whether you should wear a band’s shirt to their concert.
February 20, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Past, gatekeepy me: Fuck now
Current me, who doesn't care as much: Ehhh... You do you
Current me, who doesn't care as much: Ehhh... You do you
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Absolutely
Fuck ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Guarantee the fucking safety and safe return of anyone ICE has unlawfully detained
and a big fuckin
May all of ICE (and those who supported and enabled them for that matter) rot in hell
Fuck ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Guarantee the fucking safety and safe return of anyone ICE has unlawfully detained
and a big fuckin
May all of ICE (and those who supported and enabled them for that matter) rot in hell
anyway it's been a second so can i get a hearty
Fuck ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Guarantee the fucking safety and safe return of anyone ICE has unlawfully detained
and a big fuckin
May all of ICE rot in hell
chat?
Fuck ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Guarantee the fucking safety and safe return of anyone ICE has unlawfully detained
and a big fuckin
May all of ICE rot in hell
chat?
February 20, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Absolutely
Fuck ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Guarantee the fucking safety and safe return of anyone ICE has unlawfully detained
and a big fuckin
May all of ICE (and those who supported and enabled them for that matter) rot in hell
Fuck ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Guarantee the fucking safety and safe return of anyone ICE has unlawfully detained
and a big fuckin
May all of ICE (and those who supported and enabled them for that matter) rot in hell
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you know what the difference is between a million dollars and a billion dollars?
a billion dollars
a billion dollars
I am very annoyed that people think 'rich' means 'that guy has a mercedes and takes a vacation to italy once a year' and not 'that guy has more money than 40% of the world combined and can decide to start or stop wars based on his personal prejudices'
the sums involved are incomprehensible
the sums involved are incomprehensible
February 20, 2026 at 7:24 AM
you know what the difference is between a million dollars and a billion dollars?
a billion dollars
a billion dollars
There's so many I could choose
Today, I choose 'Killing in the Name of'
Today, I choose 'Killing in the Name of'
okay if you could magically become the greatest figure skater in the world for a day and deliver one banger performance that would live on forever, and if you could truly let your freak flag fly to choose ANY music you wanted, what are you skating to
I might do “Black Jack Davy” by Steeleye Span
I might do “Black Jack Davy” by Steeleye Span
February 20, 2026 at 7:45 AM
There's so many I could choose
Today, I choose 'Killing in the Name of'
Today, I choose 'Killing in the Name of'
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we’re all out here living the same life
hoping the minty fresh smell of my brushed teeth distract the dentist from all the blood gushing out of my gums from when they floss
February 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
we’re all out here living the same life
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any bread can be French bread if you make out with it
Happy Thirsty Thursday to all who participate! 😜
Happy Thirsty Thursday to all who participate! 😜
February 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
any bread can be French bread if you make out with it
Happy Thirsty Thursday to all who participate! 😜
Happy Thirsty Thursday to all who participate! 😜
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my top 5 favorite movies? yup you guessed it, all Ice Age
February 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
my top 5 favorite movies? yup you guessed it, all Ice Age
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Seems like government censorship isn’t working (tally is from 8AM ET on Thursday)
After Colbert-CBS Rift, Interview With Texas Senate Candidate James Talarico Draws 85M Views Across YouTube & Social
Stephen Colbert's interview of U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico, intended for CBS but instead posted only online, has now drawn 85 million views.
deadline.com
February 20, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Seems like government censorship isn’t working (tally is from 8AM ET on Thursday)
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with alt text added
GWEN STEFANI: 🎶 I’m just a grifter in the world, that’s all that MAGA will let me be 🎶
GWEN STEFANI: 🎶 I’m just a grifter in the world, that’s all that MAGA will let me be 🎶
February 20, 2026 at 6:39 AM
with alt text added
GWEN STEFANI: 🎶 I’m just a grifter in the world, that’s all that MAGA will let me be 🎶
GWEN STEFANI: 🎶 I’m just a grifter in the world, that’s all that MAGA will let me be 🎶
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me: im not dyslexic my brian works perfectly
my brain, who i call brian: what
my brain, who i call brian: what
February 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
me: im not dyslexic my brian works perfectly
my brain, who i call brian: what
my brain, who i call brian: what
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Now Available. Priced at cost with option to Donate at Check out to Minnesota Immigration Justice and/or Rent Relief Efforts while we are under occupation.
🤼
#AEWDynamite
🤼
#AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Now Available. Priced at cost with option to Donate at Check out to Minnesota Immigration Justice and/or Rent Relief Efforts while we are under occupation.
🤼
#AEWDynamite
🤼
#AEWDynamite
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This is what they took from you
February 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
This is what they took from you
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hey everyone check out my new fantasy novel, A Fart of Cum and Shit
February 20, 2026 at 6:55 AM
hey everyone check out my new fantasy novel, A Fart of Cum and Shit
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Theyre a ten but dont use alt
February 20, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Theyre a ten but dont use alt
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I can't believe it's not turbo butter
February 20, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I can't believe it's not turbo butter
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principle? that's motherfucking hilarious as fuck coming from an outlet that purely exists to defend and coddle billionaires, who by and large have absolutely none.
just say fuck the poor. if you're going to be an absolute shitfuck about these things, you could at least be honest about it.
just say fuck the poor. if you're going to be an absolute shitfuck about these things, you could at least be honest about it.
It will not work, and is wrong in principle
Don’t go after the rich to fix broken budgets
It will not work, and is wrong in principle
econ.st
February 20, 2026 at 7:09 AM
principle? that's motherfucking hilarious as fuck coming from an outlet that purely exists to defend and coddle billionaires, who by and large have absolutely none.
just say fuck the poor. if you're going to be an absolute shitfuck about these things, you could at least be honest about it.
just say fuck the poor. if you're going to be an absolute shitfuck about these things, you could at least be honest about it.
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Big deal, nobody knows how to read anymore. Is the world worse off? It is? Well if that were true I'd have read about it somewhere
February 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Big deal, nobody knows how to read anymore. Is the world worse off? It is? Well if that were true I'd have read about it somewhere
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* clutches anal beads *
February 20, 2026 at 6:56 AM
* clutches anal beads *
LFGGGGGGGG
February 20, 2026 at 7:10 AM
LFGGGGGGGG
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Whenever I feel down, I can just watch this and it completely recharges my mental batteries #carlin #thomas #sodor
[REUPLOAD] George Carlin Dubbing Thomas the Tank Engine Vol 1-7 but it's in episode order
YouTube video by 2ndWinks
youtu.be
February 20, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Every single defense of not taxing billionaires is essentially trickle down economics. Which has worked out quite well. For billionaires.
February 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Every single defense of not taxing billionaires is essentially trickle down economics. Which has worked out quite well. For billionaires.
