Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
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Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Oh hi!
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
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2026 MLS Kit Reviews, insults only, part 2.
It’s sepia-toned because despite Atlanta United still being one of the youngest clubs in MLS, their successes might as well have been filmed in black and white
It’s sepia-toned because despite Atlanta United still being one of the youngest clubs in MLS, their successes might as well have been filmed in black and white
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
2026 MLS Kit Reviews, insults only, part 2.
It’s sepia-toned because despite Atlanta United still being one of the youngest clubs in MLS, their successes might as well have been filmed in black and white
It’s sepia-toned because despite Atlanta United still being one of the youngest clubs in MLS, their successes might as well have been filmed in black and white
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2026 MLS Kit Reviews
Insults only
Starting off with the “Where’s the rest of the Barbershop Quartet” kit
Insults only
Starting off with the “Where’s the rest of the Barbershop Quartet” kit
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
2026 MLS Kit Reviews
Insults only
Starting off with the “Where’s the rest of the Barbershop Quartet” kit
Insults only
Starting off with the “Where’s the rest of the Barbershop Quartet” kit
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Fantastic thread
2026 MLS Kit Reviews
Insults only
Starting off with the “Where’s the rest of the Barbershop Quartet” kit
Insults only
Starting off with the “Where’s the rest of the Barbershop Quartet” kit
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Fantastic thread
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popeye the sailor moon
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 AM
popeye the sailor moon
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It took the LAPD 2 hours to respond to my assault.
5 days to reach out to ask if I wanted to press charges.
9 days to finally assign a detective to my case.
15 days for them to even start searching for him.
Because they're too busy harassing the homeless, assisting ICE, and now targeting children:
5 days to reach out to ask if I wanted to press charges.
9 days to finally assign a detective to my case.
15 days for them to even start searching for him.
Because they're too busy harassing the homeless, assisting ICE, and now targeting children:
The LAPD is citing truancy laws in an attempt to squash the ongoing school walkouts against ICE. The LAPD is also threatening to arrest any parents or adults who support the kids in their acts of civil disobedience.
February 17, 2026 at 6:19 AM
It took the LAPD 2 hours to respond to my assault.
5 days to reach out to ask if I wanted to press charges.
9 days to finally assign a detective to my case.
15 days for them to even start searching for him.
Because they're too busy harassing the homeless, assisting ICE, and now targeting children:
5 days to reach out to ask if I wanted to press charges.
9 days to finally assign a detective to my case.
15 days for them to even start searching for him.
Because they're too busy harassing the homeless, assisting ICE, and now targeting children:
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Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers
February 17, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers
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Allies, take note! 🙂↕️
Just setting the record straight at The DICE Awards with @erikaishii.bsky.social @gameovergreggy.bsky.social 😊
@official-aias.bsky.social
@official-aias.bsky.social
February 17, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Allies, take note! 🙂↕️
I wish my knee didn't hurt
February 17, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I wish my knee didn't hurt
Post until you DIE
then KEEP POSTING
then KEEP POSTING
my advice? never ever stop posting
February 17, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Post until you DIE
then KEEP POSTING
then KEEP POSTING
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Fahrenheit is how tall you have to be to get on the rides at the county fahr.
February 17, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Fahrenheit is how tall you have to be to get on the rides at the county fahr.
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Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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trainer: “tell me a little bit about what your goals are.”
me: [shows them this video]
me: [shows them this video]
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
trainer: “tell me a little bit about what your goals are.”
me: [shows them this video]
me: [shows them this video]
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“[James Talarico] was supposed to be here, but we were told in no uncertain terms by our network’s lawyers, who called us directly, that we could not have him on the broadcast,” Colbert said.
Stephen Colbert blasted Brendan Carr after FCC scrutiny led CBS to pull an interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico. Instead, 'The Late Show' posted it to YouTube.
Colbert Says CBS Pulled Guest Over FCC Scrutiny; Posts Interview to YouTube Instead
Stephen Colbert blasted Brendan Carr after FCC scrutiny led CBS to pull an interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico. Instead, 'The Late Show' posted it to YouTube.
dlvr.it
February 17, 2026 at 6:10 AM
“[James Talarico] was supposed to be here, but we were told in no uncertain terms by our network’s lawyers, who called us directly, that we could not have him on the broadcast,” Colbert said.
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Roses are red
Vice is inherent
Vice is inherent
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Roses are red
Vice is inherent
Vice is inherent
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I assume anyone crying has just been keeping up with current events.
February 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I assume anyone crying has just been keeping up with current events.
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
*checking my drafts folder like looking in my brain, it's empty*
*checking my drafts folder like a refrigerator that I know has nothing good*
February 17, 2026 at 5:33 AM
*checking my drafts folder like looking in my brain, it's empty*
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*checking my drafts folder like a refrigerator that I know has nothing good*
February 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
*checking my drafts folder like a refrigerator that I know has nothing good*
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@adampknave.com didn’t you do this on Mythbusters?
The absolute nerve it takes to know this to be the case as you are launched 80km
I could never
I could never
#ITeachPhysics another relative velocity video for you
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
@adampknave.com didn’t you do this on Mythbusters?
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logging off to take a john Jacob jingleheimer shit
July 24, 2023 at 3:08 AM
logging off to take a john Jacob jingleheimer shit
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Hey watch it, lug nuts
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Hey watch it, lug nuts
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
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Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...