Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
Me:
Me:
I bet you think this subskeet is about you
I bet you think this subskeet is about you
In 2026, millennials and Gen Z are "splurge" on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chicken.
In 2036, millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha "splurge" on microplastic-free water and instant ramen.
In 2026, millennials and Gen Z are "splurge" on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chicken.
In 2036, millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha "splurge" on microplastic-free water and instant ramen.
ICE Director Lyons: "Yes."
Rep. Kennedy: "You have a very strange way of showing it, with a federal judge finding that your agency is in violation of 96 orders in one month alone."
Turns out it's 9:30
Hell Yeah 😎
Turns out it's 9:30
Hell Yeah 😎
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
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• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer