Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
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Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Oh hi!
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
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Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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I miss the days when Olympians contracted hitmen to take out rivals with a tire iron
February 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I miss the days when Olympians contracted hitmen to take out rivals with a tire iron
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when bad bunny said “me llamo t-bone la araña discoteca” i really felt that
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 PM
when bad bunny said “me llamo t-bone la araña discoteca” i really felt that
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Her: I didn’t shave, I hope you don’t mind
Me:
Me:
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Her: I didn’t shave, I hope you don’t mind
Me:
Me:
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
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Hot cocoa is a type of soup: the case for bluesky drafts
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Hot cocoa is a type of soup: the case for bluesky drafts
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[flirting] wanna watch me eat all 20 inches of this ikea hot dog?
February 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
[flirting] wanna watch me eat all 20 inches of this ikea hot dog?
You're so vain
I bet you think this subskeet is about you
I bet you think this subskeet is about you
If you don't recognize yourself in a skeet, it might simply not be about you?
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 AM
You're so vain
I bet you think this subskeet is about you
I bet you think this subskeet is about you
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ZODIAC KILLER PROJECT is to mediocre true-crime documentaries as WALK HARD is to mediocre musician biopics. Sure, you can keep making them after this, but it's going to be harder to pretend you're not a giant-sized flaming hack.
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
ZODIAC KILLER PROJECT is to mediocre true-crime documentaries as WALK HARD is to mediocre musician biopics. Sure, you can keep making them after this, but it's going to be harder to pretend you're not a giant-sized flaming hack.
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Sorry to vulnerablepost but I’m genuinely concerned about midterms. We’re unlikely to see any Dems run on protecting and upholding section 230, which is in immediate danger. Once section 230 is gone, it will not be replaced, and online freedom of speech & organizing will no longer exist.
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Sorry to vulnerablepost but I’m genuinely concerned about midterms. We’re unlikely to see any Dems run on protecting and upholding section 230, which is in immediate danger. Once section 230 is gone, it will not be replaced, and online freedom of speech & organizing will no longer exist.
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In 2016, millennials "splurge" on fancy coffee and avocado toast.
In 2026, millennials and Gen Z are "splurge" on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chicken.
In 2036, millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha "splurge" on microplastic-free water and instant ramen.
In 2026, millennials and Gen Z are "splurge" on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chicken.
In 2036, millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha "splurge" on microplastic-free water and instant ramen.
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
In 2016, millennials "splurge" on fancy coffee and avocado toast.
In 2026, millennials and Gen Z are "splurge" on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chicken.
In 2036, millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha "splurge" on microplastic-free water and instant ramen.
In 2026, millennials and Gen Z are "splurge" on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chicken.
In 2036, millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha "splurge" on microplastic-free water and instant ramen.
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This administration is a criminal administration.
Rep. Kennedy: "Do you believe your agency has a legal obligation to follow court orders?"
ICE Director Lyons: "Yes."
Rep. Kennedy: "You have a very strange way of showing it, with a federal judge finding that your agency is in violation of 96 orders in one month alone."
ICE Director Lyons: "Yes."
Rep. Kennedy: "You have a very strange way of showing it, with a federal judge finding that your agency is in violation of 96 orders in one month alone."
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
This administration is a criminal administration.
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what if IT happens the same day the ai bubble bursts
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
what if IT happens the same day the ai bubble bursts
I thought my call time for tomorrow was 8
Turns out it's 9:30
Hell Yeah 😎
Turns out it's 9:30
Hell Yeah 😎
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I thought my call time for tomorrow was 8
Turns out it's 9:30
Hell Yeah 😎
Turns out it's 9:30
Hell Yeah 😎
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ATTENTION: inspired by @amybrown.xyz, the Please Ask Me About Gay shirt is out. 100% of the profits will be split among:
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
Please Ask Me About Gay Men's T-Shirt | bornmiserable's shop of horrors
Please Ask Me About Gay on Men's T-Shirt – please ask me about gay. that's about it. inspired by a post on Bluesky by @amybrown.xyz.
bornmiserable.threadless.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
ATTENTION: inspired by @amybrown.xyz, the Please Ask Me About Gay shirt is out. 100% of the profits will be split among:
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
Unbelievable
My friend sent me the greatest shirt I have ever seen as an early birthday present
February 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Unbelievable
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Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
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He doesn't know if the Census Bureau is part of the department he runs?! Or he doesn't know the Census Bureau establishes the poverty line?
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
KENNEDY: The Census Bureau is under your jurisdiction & responsible for defining what it means to be poor, is that right?
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
He doesn't know if the Census Bureau is part of the department he runs?! Or he doesn't know the Census Bureau establishes the poverty line?
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
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Fr tho chat, do you think Olive stayed with Popeye because his dick pumped up when he ate spinach or was he just a generous lover in other ways?¿
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Fr tho chat, do you think Olive stayed with Popeye because his dick pumped up when he ate spinach or was he just a generous lover in other ways?¿
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[accepting my first ever olympic gold medal]:
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
[accepting my first ever olympic gold medal]:
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
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Live chatting on my new video premiere tomorrow (02/10) morning at 7:30am PST! @tylerfromtheinternet.com is back and we are talking all things Zelda and utterly nerd out… and if that’s not your thing, you can always just come chat with me! youtu.be/tmgRus7JBW0?...
Majora’s Mask, Zelda Movies, and Nintendo’s Biggest Miss #zeldamovie #MajorasMask #Nintendo #trans
YouTube video by Ashley Barron
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Live chatting on my new video premiere tomorrow (02/10) morning at 7:30am PST! @tylerfromtheinternet.com is back and we are talking all things Zelda and utterly nerd out… and if that’s not your thing, you can always just come chat with me! youtu.be/tmgRus7JBW0?...
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We talk about a lot of stuff but the back half is both of us (we are both filmmakers!) each talking about the pitch we've had for a Zelda movie since college. There are illustrations occasionally and it's very fun and silly, you might like it idk
Live chatting on my new video premiere tomorrow (02/10) morning at 7:30am PST! @tylerfromtheinternet.com is back and we are talking all things Zelda and utterly nerd out… and if that’s not your thing, you can always just come chat with me! youtu.be/tmgRus7JBW0?...
Majora’s Mask, Zelda Movies, and Nintendo’s Biggest Miss #zeldamovie #MajorasMask #Nintendo #trans
YouTube video by Ashley Barron
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
We talk about a lot of stuff but the back half is both of us (we are both filmmakers!) each talking about the pitch we've had for a Zelda movie since college. There are illustrations occasionally and it's very fun and silly, you might like it idk
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Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode