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ohhidannye.bsky.social
Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.

Oh hi!

I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world

⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛

I'm probably making a joke

...yes, and?

Opinions are my own

He/Him
Time to start your own list called 'Proudly Pedantic CHUDS'
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You know I would have said hi before the repost

I can only be *so* chronically online, okay???
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Literally
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Coming soon to an inbox near you: 'Which SSB character fuuuuuucks?? The answer may surprise you!'
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Now all you need is someone negging you, saying you won't do it, then you throw your name in just to spite them...
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YOU WON'T DO IT, TRASH, YOU'RE NOT THAT FUCKING CRAZY
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is such a beautiful palindrome...
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Get a little They/them
and a little bit of It/itsssssss
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is 'A Chrismas Story' via bluesky that I would skim
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's always good to know your audience
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Is there an 'ass kicking scale'?

Is it measured by how much ass is kicked?

Or is it a simple 'kicked or not' question?
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Now we *definitely* could use one
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's your formal sombrero
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Conditioning is a real thing
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM