Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Time to start your own list called 'Proudly Pedantic CHUDS'
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Time to start your own list called 'Proudly Pedantic CHUDS'
You know I would have said hi before the repost
I can only be *so* chronically online, okay???
I can only be *so* chronically online, okay???
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You know I would have said hi before the repost
I can only be *so* chronically online, okay???
I can only be *so* chronically online, okay???
Coming soon to an inbox near you: 'Which SSB character fuuuuuucks?? The answer may surprise you!'
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Coming soon to an inbox near you: 'Which SSB character fuuuuuucks?? The answer may surprise you!'
Now all you need is someone negging you, saying you won't do it, then you throw your name in just to spite them...
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YOU WON'T DO IT, TRASH, YOU'RE NOT THAT FUCKING CRAZY
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YOU WON'T DO IT, TRASH, YOU'RE NOT THAT FUCKING CRAZY
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Now all you need is someone negging you, saying you won't do it, then you throw your name in just to spite them...
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YOU WON'T DO IT, TRASH, YOU'RE NOT THAT FUCKING CRAZY
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YOU WON'T DO IT, TRASH, YOU'RE NOT THAT FUCKING CRAZY
This is such a beautiful palindrome...
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This is such a beautiful palindrome...
Get a little They/them
and a little bit of It/itsssssss
and a little bit of It/itsssssss
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Get a little They/them
and a little bit of It/itsssssss
and a little bit of It/itsssssss
This is 'A Chrismas Story' via bluesky that I would skim
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is 'A Chrismas Story' via bluesky that I would skim
It's always good to know your audience
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It's always good to know your audience
Is there an 'ass kicking scale'?
Is it measured by how much ass is kicked?
Or is it a simple 'kicked or not' question?
Is it measured by how much ass is kicked?
Or is it a simple 'kicked or not' question?
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Is there an 'ass kicking scale'?
Is it measured by how much ass is kicked?
Or is it a simple 'kicked or not' question?
Is it measured by how much ass is kicked?
Or is it a simple 'kicked or not' question?
Now we *definitely* could use one
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Now we *definitely* could use one
It's your formal sombrero
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's your formal sombrero
Conditioning is a real thing
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Conditioning is a real thing