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Reverend Jesus "Goddammit" Christ
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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild.

Did you know you can just watch cartoons for FREE?
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#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.

Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
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Rowling: look, it's eassy
Rowling: when western governmentss do oppresssion, that'ss good
Rowling: when sswarthy foreignerss do oppresssion, that'ss bad
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
'Sssup, gryffindorsss?
JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh hi joanne
Poe: do you have something to
Rowling: I have sssomething to sssay
Poe: is it about
Rowling: iran ssseemss to be unusssually full of gryffindorsss
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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A comic from 2022 on the dangers of unaccountability and kicking the can down the road. As recent elections demonstrate, voting is still extremely important.
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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I mean, before he murdered her, he wasn't being called a murderer. So, there's a big hole in that loser's argument.
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Just to be clear, what Homan is saying is that we all need to just shut up and submit otherwise they'll have to murder more of us. Yeah, that's not gonna happen. The more of us they kill, the more folks will wake up to what is happening and become enraged.
January 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Cowardly media institutions are the greatest ally of fascism. They hold Democrats to a impossible standard of civility while Republicans send jackbooted invaders into cities and shoot dead American citizens.
WELKER: Do you bear any responsibility to bring down the temperature?

FREY: Of course. But I dropped an F bomb and they killed somebody. I think the killing somebody is the inflammatory element here and not the F bomb.
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Heads up, Twin Cities—

CBP agent Timothy Donahue was photographed outside the Whipple building yesterday. In Chicago, he was documented aggressively detaining bystanders; also involved in at least one car crash.

Most importantly, he also brandished his gun at a crowd in Evanston on 10/31.
January 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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If no one is hiring junior coders, where do you expect the senior coders to come from in 15 year?
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
#DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 1/4:
Prickle-prickle, 9.CHS.3192

GUESTS: Reality

CARTOONS:

The Boss of Double Cross (1958)
Pinocchio (1960)
Rain for Roo (1960)
Gifts From the Air (1936)
Bubble Trouble (1966)
Behind the Puff Ball (1968)
Reddy's Rocket Rescue (1958)
Teenage Tommy (1959)
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Hail Eris, everybody: today is RAW Chaos!
Remembering the life and words of Saint Mordecai the Foul (known to the Cabbages as Robert Anton Wilson), who left us on this day, YOLD 3173 (CE 2007).
FSoF Cabal - 01.11 - RAW chaos
R.A.W. Chaos
www.fsofcabal.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Your own

Personal

Treason
Trump, uniquely among candidates in my lifetime, enjoyed the privilege of openly contradicting himself without being challenged by the press, leaving everyone free to believe in their own personal Trump.
January 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Trump, uniquely among candidates in my lifetime, enjoyed the privilege of openly contradicting himself without being challenged by the press, leaving everyone free to believe in their own personal Trump.
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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Not the point but the look that Rubio and Vance exchange as Trump stands up is one for the ages.
Trump is clearly not well.

At a meeting with oil industry CEO’s Trump suddenly interrupts his introductory remarks, gets up and looks out the window and starts talking about his ballroom. Trump then realizes his mistake and says “unusual time to look”, and sits back down to continue.
January 11, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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It is impossible to overstate the degree to which the entire national political media's coverage of the 2024 presidential campaign, especially once Harris won the nomination, was deeply, fundamentally, shamefully unserious about the stakes & the candidates.
I can still recall all the tut-tutting from the media when Harris made this argument.
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:

"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Posting this *on* Twitter is adding insult to injury.
Of course not. That would make the tech bros that Solomon is sucking up to very angry.
What an absolutely useless waste of a Cabinet minster.
January 11, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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"Is paying an Etsy witch to hex the president's aorta a federal crime," the greatest thread in the history of the federal district courts...
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 AM
"I go into the nazi bar and order a beer every few months, but I shake my head the whole time so the nazis know I disagree with them"
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 AM
When It Happens:
We’ll have dancing afterward.
January 11, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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Yeah, I log on every few months, tell people to look at my pinned post for contact info, and ask why they are still at the Nazi bar. Now I can say Nazi CSAM Pedo bar.
You don't want to be the last person you know still posting on X, the Nazi pedophile site for Nazis and pedophiles.
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Trump released new forensics concerning the ICE killing, and gotta say, i'm now convinced.
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Even free, Tron: Ares costs too much to watch.
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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Hey #washington and #seattle people: our useless reps are trying to push through a bill requiring WA citizens to give ID or credit cards for access to adult (and likely social media) sites, call those useless parasites and tell them what you think #HB2112 #wastate

app.leg.wa.gov/BillSummary/...
HB 2112 Washington State Legislature
app.leg.wa.gov
January 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Buncha savages in this town.
who eats like this????
January 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM