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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ
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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild.

Did you know you can just watch cartoons for FREE?
pubtoons.com

#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.

Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
Pinned
#DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 1/4:
Setting Orange, 33.AFT.3191

GUESTS: Doctor Oddball

CARTOONS:

Smile, Darn Ya, Smile (1931)
A Hollywood Detour (1942)
Slight Fright on a Moonlight Night (1958)
Buddy's Adventures (1934)
Little Roger (1965)
The Orphan Duck (1939)
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Thanks to how scared we all were after 9/11, they can pretty much legally do anything they want if they scream "terrorism" loud enough.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
On the subject of "Friendsgiving":
Doc refers to it as his 'campfire.' The social circle that replaces family when family kinda sucks.
These are the people you'd invite to share your meals, your life, and your hospitality.
You know...
a group of bald men wearing black tank tops and sunglasses are standing next to each other under the words family
Alt: a group of bald men wearing black tank tops and sunglasses are standing next to each other under the words family
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Come and See (1985)
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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National Guard troops don't sign up to be used as political pawns. They sign up to serve their country, not needlessly deploy to American cities to pick up garbage. These two soldiers should be alive right now and at home with their families for Thanksgiving. I'm furious.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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The death of two national guardsmen is a horrific tragedy.

It is also an orchestrated tragedy by a president hellbent on creating a tinder box environment across the country.
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Everything is going well
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Everything for the billionaires, nothing for the peasants.
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Or a better headline, hear me out:
In a blatant violation of sworn oaths Georgia drops charges and slam dunk conviction for Election Fraud.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"He was buried as he lived: with his dick out."
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This should be on billboards across the country
America needs to get a Brazillian!! Lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Evergreen
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Hegseth is a yappy little shit
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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the decline and fall of the american republic in two headlines
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Fucking cowards
BREAKING: The case against Donald Trump in Georgia is officially dead.

The prosecutor who took it over recently has moved to drop it – and Judge McAfee has granted the motion.

s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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alright and then your subheadline goes on to say this is pretty much normal

I am forced to conclude you are employing an editor who should be publicly flogged for children to laugh at
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don't understand why this is even being reported on.
That's, what… 15% of the 1,200 people who work for the mayor's office?
SCOOP: More than 170 staffers in Mayor Eric Adams’ administration will be notified Wednesday that they will not be working under the administration of incoming Mayor Zohran Mamdani, according to multiple people familiar with the matter.

www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/25/m...
Mamdani Team to Terminate 179 Adams City Hall Staffers
Mayor’s Office shakeup in store “as is standard practice for a mayoral transition.”
www.thecity.nyc
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The lesson here: don't capitulate, don't give in, and don't back down. None of his lawsuits have enough merit to stand before a judge.
Judge throws out Trump media group’s lawsuit against The Guardian
A Florida circuit court judge gave the president’s media company a lesson in journalism as he tossed out its defamation suit over a report on its ties to Russia.
www.ms.now
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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What the “Department of War” posted today is not normal. Publicizing an internal referral memo on social media before any review has occurred undercuts the neutrality expected in military justice and risks unlawful command influence. That should alarm anyone who cares about due process. #holdfast
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM