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Reverend Jesus "🎄" Christ
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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild.

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#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.

Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
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You will be visited by three spirits.
Ricky LeFleur (Trailer Park Boys), with a cigarette hanging from his mouth Julian (Trailer Park Boys), with a glass of rum & coke in his right hand Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys), with a kitty perched on his head
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I mean
Goldie, from Bluth's Rock-a-Doodle
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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…and what the fuck are these? Is he giving away pens like a particularly generous bank CEO‽
An open gold-foil box of, I think, fancy pens, next to an unopened box about half the size of the pen box
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I have the best fans
Dirty Butt Sniffer and 3 others liked your post
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Public service announcement
A picture of someone putting a folded bill into a red metal bucket. There's a strikeout circle around the bill & hand, and text below reads "we don't donate to the bigot bucket"
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 4/4:

TAROT:

Things Which are True:
- The Rat Trout
Things Which are False:
- The All-Seeing Slice
Things Which Don't Matter:
- The Parasitic Fruit
Things to Seek:
- Madame Rufflebonnet
Things to Avoid:
- Maze Face
Five black-and-white oracle cards laid out in an arc on a Jägermeister satin scarf. From left to right, they are: - The Rat Trout You may not be good at being what you ace, but keep trying your best - The All-Seeing Slice Privacy is not a privilege; it is a right - The Parasitic Fruit Events you have set in motion are yielding negative consequences, but it's not material in the larger sense of things. - Madame Rufflebonnet Seek to disguise one thing as another; it has a good chance of working this time - Maze Face Avoid starting ventures which have an absurd premise
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Ok Im not usually a sweet tooth, but damn
Girl Scouts branded thin mint mini cupcakes
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Hey kid, wanna ride a dragon‽

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A page from a book in Minecraft: By sneaking and interacting with a dragon that is over stage 2, one can mount the dragon and proceed to ride it in the manner of a horse. By jumping, one can make a dragon take off and fly. The beast can be made to descend its flight by sneaking. A dragon can breathe fire by the pressing of a certain command, which is different for many people.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The connection for this site is not secure www.stopthepresses.news sent an invalid response. ERR_SSL_PROTOCOL_ERROR
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Link's broken w an SSL error, domain appears to be parked
stopthepresses.news is parked free, courtesy of GoDaddy.com.
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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It's almost my favorite day
Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it today‽ Gay bunny: Why, it's Cambodian holly Day, sir! Scrooge: Then I haven't missed it!
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 4/4:

TAROT:

Things Which are True:
- Chaos Mom
Things Which are False:
- The Penis Weasel
Things Which Don't Matter:
- Everything's Fine
Things to Seek:
- Madame Rufflebonnet
Things to Avoid:
- You're Fucked
Five black-and-white oracle cards laid out in an arc on a Jägermeister satin scarf. From left to right, they are: - Chaos Mom Matriachal energy and feminine stregth are ascendant right now - The Penis Weasel ...but nobody's trying to steal anyone's manhood - Everything's Fine Something will end unexpectedly, but it won't actually matter - Madame Rufflebonnet Disguising one thing as something else will actually work - You're Fucked Avoid fixating upon ominous omens. Y'know, like this one.
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Peewee Harman is holding up the secret word The secret word is "SKEET SKEET SKEET"
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Fun fact: Deadpool's pistols are named Romi & Michelle
#DeadpoolVR
Two cartoonish semiautomatic pistols, with labels on the slides naming them Romi and Michelle
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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🎶HERE WE COME A-WASSAILING AMONG THE LEAVES SO GREEN🎶
A black velvet fez, featuring a brightly-embroidered Mari Lywd, which is a horse skull festooned with ribbons, holly leaves, and golden sleigh bells
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 4/4:

TAROT:

Things Which are True:
- Wolves
Things Which are False:
- The Pantsless Beekeeper
Things Which Don't Matter:
- This Fuckin' Guy
Things to Seek:
- The Inverted Squirrel
Things to Avoid:
- The Golden Retriever
Five black-and-white oracle cards laid out in an arc on a Jägermeister satin scarf. From left to right, they are: - Wolves Make the most of the talents you have - The Pantsless Beekeeper Having the right tools will not help you accomplish the task at hand - This Fuckin' Guy Annoying shit, distractions, and thing-ruiners suck, but they aren't important in the long run - The Inverted Squirrel Seek to understand the opposite of squirrels - The Golden Retriever Someone appearing inept and overenthusiastic may actually be working against you
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 4/4:

TAROT:

Things Which are True:
- Maze Face
Things Which are False:
- You're Fucked!
Things Which Don't Matter:
- The False Face
Things to Seek:
- The Penis Weasel
Things to Avoid:
- Half Price Hot Wings
Five black-and-white oracle cards laid out in an arc on a Jägermeister satin scarf. From left to right, they are: - Maze Face A seemingly acceptable starting point will reveal itself to be absurd - You're Fucked! Although everything looks dire, it's not nearly as bad as it seems - The False Face While you may find what you seek, it will not turn out to be what you think it is - The Penis Weasel Male fragility will continue to be one of the most destructive forces on the planet - Half Price Hot Wings A deal which appears to good to be true will turn out to be even more of a bargain than it looks like
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Goodbye, Halloween fez. Until next year.
An orange jack-o'-lantern fez with bright green tassel, featuring deranged-looking eyes and human-style teeth in the smile
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Four boxes of Starburst-branded gelatin: lemon, blue raspberry, cherry, and strawberry
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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...didn't he?
a crudely drawn skull & crossbones, allegedly one of the black flags of Stede Bonnet
October 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 4/4:

TAROT:

Things Which are True:
- The Floppy Key
Things Which are False:
- The Froodus
Things Which Don't Matter:
- Everything's Fine
Things to Seek:
- Maze Face
Things to Avoid:
- The Sword Hoarder
Five black-and-white oracle cards laid out in an arc on a Jägermeister satin scarf. From left to right, they are: - The Floppy Key Keep trying to force things, even if they don't appear to fit right away. - The Froodus Not everyone is equally doomed. Some are more doomed than others. - Everything's Fine Something may end unexpectedly, but it won't matter in the larger scheme. - Maze Face Seek a starting point, even if might prove to be absurd later. - The Sword Hoarder Avoid letting go of your anger; now is the time to harness it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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That's, uh, quite a lot
An overhead view of the White House sometime before this month, showing the demolished East Wing had only a slightly smaller footprint than the main residence
October 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
The cast of John Carpenters "The Thing" (1982 edition), posing in front of a helicopter with "US ANTARCTICA RESEARCH PROGRAM" stenciled on it
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Nope; one of us isn't a fan of the other.
The skeet Mal is quoting is quoting someone who i have blocked or who has blocked me
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM