Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)
@offtheupright.bsky.social
I've been stretching my mouth to let those big words come right out
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The ability to just unreservedly admit your were wrong about stuff, man, you don't realize how important it is for a functional civilization until it's gone.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Pretty complete summary of how we got into this mess.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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"Low-trust" is a funny term because most of them end up distrusting the people they should trust and extended enormous credulity to those they shouldn't
We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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But like as long as Trump is making it abundantly clear that he loves hurting people and will use the shutdown as an opportunity to do so, you may as well run out the clock some more, see what turns up.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Yeah, that seems right. I think absolutely they should have held on longer -- it was a real case of interrupting an enemy who was making a mistake.

I *do* think that what a victorious endgame looked like was always somewhat unclear and kind of remains so.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Gus Johnson on every snap right now
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Fight For What You Actually Want remains the savviest political strategy even though it is the least embraced by the people who consider themselves the most savvy.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/do-what-yo...
Do What You Believe In
How to navigate a complex political world.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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People who can sleep on airplanes, salute. I don't care how long the flight is, I can't do it
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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If Senate Dems see this, and are still considering caving, I don’t even know what we’re doing any more. Trump continues to openly defy the courts and break the law. You can’t make a handshake deal with someone like that. It’s just not how it works.
NEW: Trump now says he will not pay food stamps in November, even though his admin told a court yesterday it would make partial payments. The benefits are once again in jeopardy, as officials are back at court, seeking to force the release of full aid.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
Cities and Nonprofits Return to Court, Seeking Full Food Stamp Payments
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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It’s very telling that opening your publication to MAGA “thought” requires a massive downgrade in quality control.
October 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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if you think the problem is that the democratic party is too extreme rather than our current media environment privileges right wing bull shit then you have no real business discussing politics in public
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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This report convinces me that right-wing propaganda works, most notably on Dem operatives who are supposed to be shaping public opinion, not merely reacting to it.
Li'l scoop at Semafor: A new report endorsed by Biden's former campaign manager, former DCCC chair Cheri Bustos, and other centrist Dems blames the party's broken brand on post-2012 left-wing language and ideas - not just "the groups" but adopted by whole party www.semafor.com/article/10/2...
Left-wing ideas have wrecked Democrats’ brand, new report warns
The center-left group Welcome relied on polling of hundreds of thousands of voters over six months for its findings, shared first with Semafor.
www.semafor.com
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM