Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)
@offtheupright.bsky.social
I've been stretching my mouth to let those big words come right out
The one I most wish social media was around for was when the Ron Mexico story broke
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The one I most wish social media was around for was when the Ron Mexico story broke
Someone figured out she's quitting exactly two days after she's served long enough to secure a congressional pension lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Someone figured out she's quitting exactly two days after she's served long enough to secure a congressional pension lol
You know what the right never does? Publicly pine for a different winning coalition than the one they’ve got!
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You know what the right never does? Publicly pine for a different winning coalition than the one they’ve got!
And if you asked them today about their initial resistance they’d act like they had no idea what you were talking about.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
And if you asked them today about their initial resistance they’d act like they had no idea what you were talking about.
He did coach in the XFL/UFL/whatever it’s called for a while, but that’s like when a senior citizen takes a baking class
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
He did coach in the XFL/UFL/whatever it’s called for a while, but that’s like when a senior citizen takes a baking class
“This is what those fat people over there eat”
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“This is what those fat people over there eat”
He’s an ideologue, but his ideology is simply “What best benefits the Republican Party today?”, which is distinct from the other conservative justices (Kav comes closest)
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
He’s an ideologue, but his ideology is simply “What best benefits the Republican Party today?”, which is distinct from the other conservative justices (Kav comes closest)
And I know like the frog suit protesters thing is funny, but treating Trump like a joke isn’t the same thing as making jokes *about* Trump, if that makes sense.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
And I know like the frog suit protesters thing is funny, but treating Trump like a joke isn’t the same thing as making jokes *about* Trump, if that makes sense.
It’s less cutesy this time around. Nobody is acting like there’s anything funny about any of this.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It’s less cutesy this time around. Nobody is acting like there’s anything funny about any of this.
Somewhat decentralized bossism, it's the wave of the future for real
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Somewhat decentralized bossism, it's the wave of the future for real
The truth is they find this current iteration far more satisfying (for now)
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The truth is they find this current iteration far more satisfying (for now)
Mixed signal trolling like this is standard operating procedure for people like Vance
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Mixed signal trolling like this is standard operating procedure for people like Vance
Ricotta stuffed shells 🇮🇹
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ricotta stuffed shells 🇮🇹
300 to 500 feral Skatteboos
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
300 to 500 feral Skatteboos
It's not the number of hours of sleep that's rejuvenating, it's the lack of obligations in the morning.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It's not the number of hours of sleep that's rejuvenating, it's the lack of obligations in the morning.
Modern social conservatism only has one rule: “If it’s in service of defeating the libs it can be tolerated”
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Modern social conservatism only has one rule: “If it’s in service of defeating the libs it can be tolerated”
The more naturally repulsed by him you were, the better your politics became in the long run
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The more naturally repulsed by him you were, the better your politics became in the long run
New York Republicans are outnumbered and hate it so goddamn much
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
New York Republicans are outnumbered and hate it so goddamn much
among Democrats, it's Schumer+2, Jeffries+24, Hochul+34, Mamdani+35, Ocasio-Cortez+42, James+50
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Like Sweat/Suit, he should have released a double album called Spread/Sheet
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Like Sweat/Suit, he should have released a double album called Spread/Sheet
They hate being governed but they love being ruled
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
They hate being governed but they love being ruled
The whole point of having a tent in the first place, even a big one, is to keep certain people out of it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The whole point of having a tent in the first place, even a big one, is to keep certain people out of it.