Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)
offtheupright.bsky.social
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)
@offtheupright.bsky.social
I've been stretching my mouth to let those big words come right out
he appears to be a no
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Me as a Mets fan, watching the Ravens
September 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social I'm from Long Island. This is what LIU's (then called CW Post, after the cereal guy) stadium looked like as recently as 2013! The fact they're now playing SEC schools blows my mind.

This Bigfoot blurry-ass photo was the only pic of those rickety wooden bleachers I could find.
August 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
June 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i regret to inform you that Chalamet is legit
May 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
May 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If there’s a crash this will be the only time the meme is literally true

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May 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Never forget Matt Flynn
May 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
May 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
April 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Orange Man *is* bad!
April 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just today I saw this headline in my local paper ostensibly about the length of the contract Russ signed but c’mon
March 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
their old logo used to be a blatant ripoff of Bugs Bunny
March 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
first thing i thought of was
March 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social

Mets/Jags fan. I…I never even considered…
February 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Same if there are pictures of JFK low-key ogling your rack preview.redd.it/trinity-coll...
January 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
December 30, 2024 at 6:20 AM
December 3, 2024 at 1:23 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social pundits: Dems need a candidate that can speak to the common—

Me: John Lawn

pundits: what are his positi—

Me: John Lawn
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Stop going to the Nazi bar! Everyone come to the
November 7, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Big ups to @thepundick.bsky.social for getting me over here! I didn't leave the other place right away, but once I did it was easy to make myself at home.
September 16, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Actual body shop near me
September 13, 2024 at 2:40 PM
more than justifiably beyond cancelled but it will always be
August 11, 2024 at 4:47 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social Do you think he bought the license plate to match the car, or did he buy the car to match the license plate?
August 5, 2024 at 12:58 AM