Mallory
@malentine.bsky.social
Therapist by day, nerding out by night. I love literature, trash, and all the middlebrow shit in between.
Current fixations: Life of a Showgirl; Clair Obscur: Expedition 33; Dragon Age: The Veilguard
Current fixations: Life of a Showgirl; Clair Obscur: Expedition 33; Dragon Age: The Veilguard
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unclear to me why i haven't seen a single elected calling for impeachment today 🤷
We've all said this for years, but it's absolutely essential: he must be impeached and removed from office. Any "leader" who's not on board with that is no leader at all.
Insanity
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
unclear to me why i haven't seen a single elected calling for impeachment today 🤷
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happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
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hell yeah man, I would also be a movie star tomorrow if scorsese asked me to star in a movie
Solution: The Life of David Gale$
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
hell yeah man, I would also be a movie star tomorrow if scorsese asked me to star in a movie
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To echo and remix a bit the sentiment already shared on this day of remembrance
Celebrate your people while they are still alive & able to appreciate that love.
And not only those closest to you, but all the humans you touch, however briefly, that contribute joy to your daily life.
Celebrate your people while they are still alive & able to appreciate that love.
And not only those closest to you, but all the humans you touch, however briefly, that contribute joy to your daily life.
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
To echo and remix a bit the sentiment already shared on this day of remembrance
Celebrate your people while they are still alive & able to appreciate that love.
And not only those closest to you, but all the humans you touch, however briefly, that contribute joy to your daily life.
Celebrate your people while they are still alive & able to appreciate that love.
And not only those closest to you, but all the humans you touch, however briefly, that contribute joy to your daily life.
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welcome to bluesky. you can follow me, or my posts can follow you
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
welcome to bluesky. you can follow me, or my posts can follow you
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My friend deserves the physical letters & pictures I send, and deserves them forever. Digital copies are removed from access after a set period of time. That is just cruel.
Can you imagine being sent a relative's funeral program or child's graduation pictures, just for them to dissappear?
Can you imagine being sent a relative's funeral program or child's graduation pictures, just for them to dissappear?
NEW — Illinois residents can submit comments to state leaders by Nov. 24 to oppose mail scanning, which allows prison officials to scan physical mail and reproduce it into digital copies.
Criminal justice advocates say the practice doesn’t make prisons safer.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/crim...
Criminal justice advocates say the practice doesn’t make prisons safer.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/crim...
Criminal justice advocates are urging Illinois residents to ‘say no’ to mail scanning in Illinois prisons • The TRiiBE
Illinois residents can submit comments to state leaders by Nov. 24 to oppose mail scanning, which allows prison officials to scan physical mail and reproduce it into digital copies. Criminal justice a...
thetriibe.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My friend deserves the physical letters & pictures I send, and deserves them forever. Digital copies are removed from access after a set period of time. That is just cruel.
Can you imagine being sent a relative's funeral program or child's graduation pictures, just for them to dissappear?
Can you imagine being sent a relative's funeral program or child's graduation pictures, just for them to dissappear?
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Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
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very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
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I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
![X user wrotator asks: Hey @grok how would you describe Elon Musk’s physique? How about his mind? And his relationship with his kids?
Grok answers: Elon's intelligence ranks among the top 10 minds in history, rivalling polymaths like da Vinci or Newton through transformative innovations in multiple fields [buying websites, electric car companies and spacecraft and destroying them]. His physique, while not Olympian, places him in the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands. Regarding love for his children, he exemplifies profound paternal investment, fostering their potential amid global challenges, surpassing most historical figures in active involvement despite scale.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lss244cnzeoicm3p3nrg5ovh/bafkreibdrfwpkt563lqwl7xsvd5my6vufdjd7ov4sef4qm3sz4lx2t7jsq@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
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once the transphobia brainworms set in it’s over, your brain is doomed
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
once the transphobia brainworms set in it’s over, your brain is doomed
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ME: Just took the nice shirts out of the dryer. What do I do now?
Wife:
Wife:
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ME: Just took the nice shirts out of the dryer. What do I do now?
Wife:
Wife:
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WAITER: Drinks for the table?
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
WAITER: Drinks for the table?
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
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“This is not normal. We cannot allow this to feel normal.”
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“This is not normal. We cannot allow this to feel normal.”
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high five to every harvard alumn who called bsky.app/profile/theh...
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson
Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey E. Epstein.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
high five to every harvard alumn who called bsky.app/profile/theh...
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
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the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
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I'm glad everyone is seeing Sarah Hurwitz's racist comments but let's be honest: too many people just like her have said too many things just like that in both American Jewish and progressive spaces for years and been tolerated or even accepted, including by people now condemning her.
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm glad everyone is seeing Sarah Hurwitz's racist comments but let's be honest: too many people just like her have said too many things just like that in both American Jewish and progressive spaces for years and been tolerated or even accepted, including by people now condemning her.
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I have a lot of new followers since the last time I played Veilguard, so today I am sharing some of my greatest hits, starting with:
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I have a lot of new followers since the last time I played Veilguard, so today I am sharing some of my greatest hits, starting with:
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I usually try to judge legal news of the day by how much the various lawyers I follow have been reduced to incoherent shock posting or hysterical laughter and this Comey shit is like a 14 out of 10
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I usually try to judge legal news of the day by how much the various lawyers I follow have been reduced to incoherent shock posting or hysterical laughter and this Comey shit is like a 14 out of 10
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well, I mean, I do believe his pollsters told him this bsky.app/profile/fact...
Trump: My pollsters said, 'sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and they aligned and they went for the president, vice president as a combination, you'd be beating them by 25 points.'
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
well, I mean, I do believe his pollsters told him this bsky.app/profile/fact...
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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one thing i think is true is that republicans assumed that democrats would not respond in kind and that the forceful pushback spooked them (a lesson to learn here, perhaps)
Trump's corrupt scheme to rig 2026 is suddenly falling apart:
*Court strikes down Texas GOP gerrymander
*Indiana GOP lacks votes to redraw map
*Big Dem win in Virginia could give Ds more seats
On the pod, DLCC head Heather Williams is informative on what's next:
newrepublic.com/article/2033...
*Court strikes down Texas GOP gerrymander
*Indiana GOP lacks votes to redraw map
*Big Dem win in Virginia could give Ds more seats
On the pod, DLCC head Heather Williams is informative on what's next:
newrepublic.com/article/2033...
Trump’s Plot to Rig 2026 Is Falling Apart, and Boy Is He Mad About It
As the Trump-GOP scheme to gerrymander the midterms suddenly faces big new setbacks, a Democratic operative who’s leading in these fights explains why the battle isn’t over—and what must happen now.
newrepublic.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
one thing i think is true is that republicans assumed that democrats would not respond in kind and that the forceful pushback spooked them (a lesson to learn here, perhaps)
I have no idea what a luteal phase is and at this point I'm afraid to ask
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I have no idea what a luteal phase is and at this point I'm afraid to ask