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Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.
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He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
And the streetlighte people, who did NOT stoppe believin'
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
And the streetlighte people, who did NOT stoppe believin'
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Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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And The Dude, who DID abide
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And The Dude, who DID abide
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Harrison Ford ys an amazinge actor. He ys adaptable. He ys thoughtful. He ys a genius. He ys a legend who will be rememberid for centuryes. But Harrison Ford kan onlye holde a gun exactlye one (1) waye yn any role.
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Harrison Ford ys an amazinge actor. He ys adaptable. He ys thoughtful. He ys a genius. He ys a legend who will be rememberid for centuryes. But Harrison Ford kan onlye holde a gun exactlye one (1) waye yn any role.
And the P-Funke partye, which did NOT stop
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
And the P-Funke partye, which did NOT stop
*Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer* was the firste song to celebrate GPS
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
*Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer* was the firste song to celebrate GPS
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Christmas is hard for many. The years roll, the ghosts at the table increase. We’re haunted by the absence of voices, of laughter engines who drank and ate with us. This can be day of remembrance rituals. For what it’s worth, Hooklanders near and far are in my candles today. Be gentle on yourselves.
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Christmas is hard for many. The years roll, the ghosts at the table increase. We’re haunted by the absence of voices, of laughter engines who drank and ate with us. This can be day of remembrance rituals. For what it’s worth, Hooklanders near and far are in my candles today. Be gentle on yourselves.
🎶 Thou needest not have wealthe
To be my love
Thou needest not be coole
To rule above
Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth
Ich nede naught but
thyne extra tyme and thy
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kysse 🎶
To be my love
Thou needest not be coole
To rule above
Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth
Ich nede naught but
thyne extra tyme and thy
[lute riffe]
kysse 🎶
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
🎶 Thou needest not have wealthe
To be my love
Thou needest not be coole
To rule above
Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth
Ich nede naught but
thyne extra tyme and thy
[lute riffe]
kysse 🎶
To be my love
Thou needest not be coole
To rule above
Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth
Ich nede naught but
thyne extra tyme and thy
[lute riffe]
kysse 🎶
He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merriam Christmas
Harrison Ford ys an amazinge actor. He ys adaptable. He ys thoughtful. He ys a genius. He ys a legend who will be rememberid for centuryes. But Harrison Ford kan onlye holde a gun exactlye one (1) waye yn any role.
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Harrison Ford ys an amazinge actor. He ys adaptable. He ys thoughtful. He ys a genius. He ys a legend who will be rememberid for centuryes. But Harrison Ford kan onlye holde a gun exactlye one (1) waye yn any role.
Breathe, love
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Breathe, love
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
Good nighte everichon, and be kynde to yourselves.
Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Good nighte everichon, and be kynde to yourselves.
And Palpatine, who SOMEHOW returned
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
And Palpatine, who SOMEHOW returned
And The Dude, who DID abide
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And The Dude, who DID abide
And Gandalf, who did NOT die
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
And Gandalf, who did NOT die
And the Vampyre Lestat, who did NOT die...
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
And the Vampyre Lestat, who did NOT die...
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Some daye soon we all will be togethir
Yf the fates allowe
Til that tyme we have to muddle thrugh somehowe
Yf the fates allowe
Til that tyme we have to muddle thrugh somehowe
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Some daye soon we all will be togethir
Yf the fates allowe
Til that tyme we have to muddle thrugh somehowe
Yf the fates allowe
Til that tyme we have to muddle thrugh somehowe
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These visits by ghostes koude have been three emayles.
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
These visits by ghostes koude have been three emayles.
Staye Safe, Los Angeles. Lots of rayne out ther. Ich love you, LA.
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Staye Safe, Los Angeles. Lots of rayne out ther. Ich love you, LA.
These visits by ghostes koude have been three emayles.
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
These visits by ghostes koude have been three emayles.
Make any holidaye meal a cyberpunke holidaye meal by buyinge a twentye packe of cheap mirrorshades
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Make any holidaye meal a cyberpunke holidaye meal by buyinge a twentye packe of cheap mirrorshades
Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.