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Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.
that ys me yn the corner
that ys me yn the
spot
lighte
relyinge on a needlesslye complicated combinacioun of google calendar, to-do listes written on index cardes, and pen-and-ink notes yn a litel leatherbound planner
that ys me yn the
spot
lighte
relyinge on a needlesslye complicated combinacioun of google calendar, to-do listes written on index cardes, and pen-and-ink notes yn a litel leatherbound planner
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
that ys me yn the corner
that ys me yn the
spot
lighte
relyinge on a needlesslye complicated combinacioun of google calendar, to-do listes written on index cardes, and pen-and-ink notes yn a litel leatherbound planner
that ys me yn the
spot
lighte
relyinge on a needlesslye complicated combinacioun of google calendar, to-do listes written on index cardes, and pen-and-ink notes yn a litel leatherbound planner
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100% wyth Elmo on thys
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 AM
100% wyth Elmo on thys
100% wyth Elmo on thys
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 AM
100% wyth Elmo on thys
Remembir everye daye ys a goode daye to reach out to a friende and tell them how much you love them. Maybe buy them a booke. Bringe up an olde inside joke. All the sillye thinges and the serious thinges about friendeshippe, thei are all infinitelye valuable. Tyme spent thus wil nevir be regrettid.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Remembir everye daye ys a goode daye to reach out to a friende and tell them how much you love them. Maybe buy them a booke. Bringe up an olde inside joke. All the sillye thinges and the serious thinges about friendeshippe, thei are all infinitelye valuable. Tyme spent thus wil nevir be regrettid.
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Ich koude wynne a gold medal at the olympics yf ther was an olympic sport called worryinge about everyethinge all the tyme
February 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Ich koude wynne a gold medal at the olympics yf ther was an olympic sport called worryinge about everyethinge all the tyme
"Debui Tiravisse Plures Photos," Cuniculi Mali magnum elegansque carmen
February 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
"Debui Tiravisse Plures Photos," Cuniculi Mali magnum elegansque carmen
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“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
Renee Good's partner addresses Minneapolis immigration crackdown one month after killing
Becca Good has seldom spoken out since Renee Good was shot and killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Jan. 7.
nbcnews.to
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
Fun Facte: The worde "Juilliard" doth subtly rearrange the number and order of the lettirs I and L everye tyme you reade it.
February 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Fun Facte: The worde "Juilliard" doth subtly rearrange the number and order of the lettirs I and L everye tyme you reade it.
"Um, we are here looking for, erm, Emily?"
"Kermit, it's MLA."
"Kermit, it's MLA."
I'd watch a muppet show movie where the muppets infiltrate an academic conference.
February 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
"Um, we are here looking for, erm, Emily?"
"Kermit, it's MLA."
"Kermit, it's MLA."
The Outer Worldes 2 ys such a goode game. Fascinatinge world buildinge. Gorgeous art designe. Some prettye biting satire. Fun as heck.
February 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The Outer Worldes 2 ys such a goode game. Fascinatinge world buildinge. Gorgeous art designe. Some prettye biting satire. Fun as heck.
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Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
February 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
Ich koude wynne a gold medal at the olympics yf ther was an olympic sport called worryinge about everyethinge all the tyme
February 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Ich koude wynne a gold medal at the olympics yf ther was an olympic sport called worryinge about everyethinge all the tyme
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
Ah, the weekende -- tyme to R.O.C.K. !
R = inefficentlye approachinge housholde taskes
O = readinge the saddest poetrye imaginable
C = tellinge the catte he ys a lovelye litel guy
K = lookinge solemnlye at the trees yn a parke while sippinge red zinger tea out of a thermos
R = inefficentlye approachinge housholde taskes
O = readinge the saddest poetrye imaginable
C = tellinge the catte he ys a lovelye litel guy
K = lookinge solemnlye at the trees yn a parke while sippinge red zinger tea out of a thermos
February 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Ah, the weekende -- tyme to R.O.C.K. !
R = inefficentlye approachinge housholde taskes
O = readinge the saddest poetrye imaginable
C = tellinge the catte he ys a lovelye litel guy
K = lookinge solemnlye at the trees yn a parke while sippinge red zinger tea out of a thermos
R = inefficentlye approachinge housholde taskes
O = readinge the saddest poetrye imaginable
C = tellinge the catte he ys a lovelye litel guy
K = lookinge solemnlye at the trees yn a parke while sippinge red zinger tea out of a thermos
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Have you hearde the joke about a catte who doth lyve with a witch? Ich kan tell thee the punch lyne ys familiar.
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Have you hearde the joke about a catte who doth lyve with a witch? Ich kan tell thee the punch lyne ys familiar.
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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
[twangy, jaunty lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
[twangy, jaunty lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
[twangy, jaunty lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
[twangy, jaunty lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Have you hearde the joke about a catte who doth lyve with a witch? Ich kan tell thee the punch lyne ys familiar.
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Have you hearde the joke about a catte who doth lyve with a witch? Ich kan tell thee the punch lyne ys familiar.
Metric ys just one amazinge goddamn bande. That ys all.
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Metric ys just one amazinge goddamn bande. That ys all.
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
[twangy, jaunty lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
[twangy, jaunty lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
[twangy, jaunty lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
[twangy, jaunty lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
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Queer bookstores died in 2010. We had a funeral and everything!
Except... a ton of people decided to roll up their sleeves and start *new* queer bookshops, all over the place. In cities. In tiny towns.
My latest newsletter is about the rebirth of the LGBTQ bookshop:
buttondown.com/charliejane/...
Except... a ton of people decided to roll up their sleeves and start *new* queer bookshops, all over the place. In cities. In tiny towns.
My latest newsletter is about the rebirth of the LGBTQ bookshop:
buttondown.com/charliejane/...
The Death and Rebirth of the Queer Bookstore
Hi! Before we get started… Right now, you can get a Humble Bundle including everything Annalee Newitz and I have published with Tor for just $18 (plus...
buttondown.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Queer bookstores died in 2010. We had a funeral and everything!
Except... a ton of people decided to roll up their sleeves and start *new* queer bookshops, all over the place. In cities. In tiny towns.
My latest newsletter is about the rebirth of the LGBTQ bookshop:
buttondown.com/charliejane/...
Except... a ton of people decided to roll up their sleeves and start *new* queer bookshops, all over the place. In cities. In tiny towns.
My latest newsletter is about the rebirth of the LGBTQ bookshop:
buttondown.com/charliejane/...
Computinge doth not exist yn some othir plane lyke angels. All computinge ys a material act, that doth use material resources. ChatGPT doth guzzle watir and stretch ovir lande.
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Computinge doth not exist yn some othir plane lyke angels. All computinge ys a material act, that doth use material resources. ChatGPT doth guzzle watir and stretch ovir lande.
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Crypto! Ich have been investinge a lot of tyme yn learninge about Crypto.
Mothman. Jersey Devil. Various Bigfeete. The Sacramento Air Kraken. Schuylkill Kelpies. Cincinnati spoon koboldes.
Love Cryptozoologye so much.
Mothman. Jersey Devil. Various Bigfeete. The Sacramento Air Kraken. Schuylkill Kelpies. Cincinnati spoon koboldes.
Love Cryptozoologye so much.
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Crypto! Ich have been investinge a lot of tyme yn learninge about Crypto.
Mothman. Jersey Devil. Various Bigfeete. The Sacramento Air Kraken. Schuylkill Kelpies. Cincinnati spoon koboldes.
Love Cryptozoologye so much.
Mothman. Jersey Devil. Various Bigfeete. The Sacramento Air Kraken. Schuylkill Kelpies. Cincinnati spoon koboldes.
Love Cryptozoologye so much.
Crypto! Ich have been investinge a lot of tyme yn learninge about Crypto.
Mothman. Jersey Devil. Various Bigfeete. The Sacramento Air Kraken. Schuylkill Kelpies. Cincinnati spoon koboldes.
Love Cryptozoologye so much.
Mothman. Jersey Devil. Various Bigfeete. The Sacramento Air Kraken. Schuylkill Kelpies. Cincinnati spoon koboldes.
Love Cryptozoologye so much.
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Crypto! Ich have been investinge a lot of tyme yn learninge about Crypto.
Mothman. Jersey Devil. Various Bigfeete. The Sacramento Air Kraken. Schuylkill Kelpies. Cincinnati spoon koboldes.
Love Cryptozoologye so much.
Mothman. Jersey Devil. Various Bigfeete. The Sacramento Air Kraken. Schuylkill Kelpies. Cincinnati spoon koboldes.
Love Cryptozoologye so much.
Aroo
Werewolves of Gundam
Werewolves of Gundam
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Aroo
Werewolves of Gundam
Werewolves of Gundam
Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
February 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"