Mallory
@malentine.bsky.social
Therapist by day, nerding out by night. I love literature, trash, and all the middlebrow shit in between.
Current fixations: Life of a Showgirl; Clair Obscur: Expedition 33; Dragon Age: The Veilguard
Current fixations: Life of a Showgirl; Clair Obscur: Expedition 33; Dragon Age: The Veilguard
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these people really can’t hack winning can they. yall have everything right now, the house and the senate and the supreme court. one would assume you’d be moonwalking into midterms and you couldn’t even hack one year of this
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
these people really can’t hack winning can they. yall have everything right now, the house and the senate and the supreme court. one would assume you’d be moonwalking into midterms and you couldn’t even hack one year of this
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
It's only a parry if it's from the Gay Paree region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling reaction testing
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
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(waving to my neighbors as they see me walking out of the porn shop run by Nazis)
“It’s OK! I just come here for sports!”
“It’s OK! I just come here for sports!”
Between this and literal Nazis growing their followings, I just can’t understand why so many lefties are still voluntarily using the platform. I know I’m preaching to the choir, but…
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
(waving to my neighbors as they see me walking out of the porn shop run by Nazis)
“It’s OK! I just come here for sports!”
“It’s OK! I just come here for sports!”
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Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
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"FOOL! DODDERING FOOL! you think you can distract me with the false meal of a pacifier? return to me my emptied bottle, that I may at least feed upon the spirits of departed milk" - baby chauncey
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"FOOL! DODDERING FOOL! you think you can distract me with the false meal of a pacifier? return to me my emptied bottle, that I may at least feed upon the spirits of departed milk" - baby chauncey
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I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone.
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries IMLS
librarytechnology.org/pr/31973
librarytechnology.org/pr/31973
Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries
Press Release: Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries. The U.S. District Court for the District of Rhode Island struck down the Trump Adm...
librarytechnology.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone.
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
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asking this question on the elder millennial website just to hear the chorus of cigarette lighters
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
asking this question on the elder millennial website just to hear the chorus of cigarette lighters
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Hell yeah I wanna do favorite Kate Beaton comics, it's so hard to choose but I think about "the Canadians heard us making fun of them and got all fucked up on hockey" often
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hell yeah I wanna do favorite Kate Beaton comics, it's so hard to choose but I think about "the Canadians heard us making fun of them and got all fucked up on hockey" often
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and 3) please be wary of anything that seems to invite the response "ah, of course [American government institution] is secretly run by Israel!"
that Twitter screenshot allegedly revealing the DHS account is operated from Tel Aviv is probably fake because 1) it originated from an anime shitposter on Twitter, 2) the formatting does not align with other accounts subject to the feature [it revealed only countries, not specific cities]
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
and 3) please be wary of anything that seems to invite the response "ah, of course [American government institution] is secretly run by Israel!"
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Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!
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I've never had a trans woman tell me to get back in the kitchen, or make a "joke" about how women shouldn't be allowed to vote. I've never seen trans women outside the planned parenthood calling women murderers and whores. trans women have never dogged me out for incorrectly performing femininity
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I've never had a trans woman tell me to get back in the kitchen, or make a "joke" about how women shouldn't be allowed to vote. I've never seen trans women outside the planned parenthood calling women murderers and whores. trans women have never dogged me out for incorrectly performing femininity
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“She alleges that when she asked why she was being tested in this way the psychologist told her: "To see if you are civilised enough, if you can act like a human being."”
Greenlandic families fight to get children back after parenting tests banned
Greenlandic families fight to get children back after parenting tests banned
The Danish government has banned the use of parental competency tests, known as FKUs, on Greenlandic families after decades of criticism.
www.bbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“She alleges that when she asked why she was being tested in this way the psychologist told her: "To see if you are civilised enough, if you can act like a human being."”
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I just want to say this right now, if a person demands to see my or anyone else's genitals in the bathroom i'm putting their face in the nearest toilet and flushing
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I just want to say this right now, if a person demands to see my or anyone else's genitals in the bathroom i'm putting their face in the nearest toilet and flushing
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“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right
no, it’s fucking terrible for trump, lol
I don't know if it makes sense to describe what happened today as "good PR". The Fox crowd doesn't seem terribly thrilled about the meeting either.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right
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you think you could resist RFK Jr.’s sex appeal? could you resist the sex appeal of a whale? a bear? a hawk? a python? a horse? a swarm of city rats? the man has consumed the spirit energy of so many powerful animals
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
you think you could resist RFK Jr.’s sex appeal? could you resist the sex appeal of a whale? a bear? a hawk? a python? a horse? a swarm of city rats? the man has consumed the spirit energy of so many powerful animals
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I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if he won’t walk back his praise of Zohran Mamdani, I will have no choice but to stop secretly voting for him and funding his campaigns.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if he won’t walk back his praise of Zohran Mamdani, I will have no choice but to stop secretly voting for him and funding his campaigns.
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NOT NOW, BIRD FLU
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
NOT NOW, BIRD FLU
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who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
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hahahaha this was *yesterday*
only the worst week *yet* you fucking scumbags, you’re going to begging for a week this bad six months from now
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
hahahaha this was *yesterday*
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![TRUMP THE DAY AFTER MEETING ME: they're terrific plays, wonderful
plays. not all of them, some of them
are--you're not supposed to say
this but it's the truth. Some of them
are not good plays. They're bad
plays. [enunciating weirdly] quite!
bad! [normal again] But the six or
eight we talk about, the Hamlets
and the Romeos and the Juliets
they're terrific. Just terrific. But
who we DO NOT talk about and
should, really should, he's the same
age as Shakespeare---well he's
dead now. It happens. Buh-bye! But
they were alive at the same time
and writing at the same time and
his name was Ben Jonson. A very
smart guy. When he wrote a play, it
was like Seinfeld.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tybcmufjclmndigqp3burklb/bafkreihsllthdbmasgab54n6zkajvg6eaklh57im7jczo2gdlrespepthy@jpeg)
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right now the GOP has a 6 vote margin (219-213) and that’s possibly down to 218-215 by the end of January if Dems win the TN-07 special (they will win TX-18)
Johnson getting closer and closer to having to get Thomas Massie on board for every… single… vote
Johnson getting closer and closer to having to get Thomas Massie on board for every… single… vote
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
right now the GOP has a 6 vote margin (219-213) and that’s possibly down to 218-215 by the end of January if Dems win the TN-07 special (they will win TX-18)
Johnson getting closer and closer to having to get Thomas Massie on board for every… single… vote
Johnson getting closer and closer to having to get Thomas Massie on board for every… single… vote