Decorative Gourd
@jaredsnyder.bsky.social
He//him, Chicago, bikes
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December 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Sunday Scaries when you write code for a living is knowing you're going to do this metaphorically at least once tomorrow
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Sunday Scaries when you write code for a living is knowing you're going to do this metaphorically at least once tomorrow
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"A Disgraceful Joe Biden's McPardon... (STFU Hunter)"
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Barely a blip in the news. 🦗from the New York Times editorial and opinion pages. Compare with days of Hunter Biden Hysteria about unprecedented abuse of the pardon power.
December 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"A Disgraceful Joe Biden's McPardon... (STFU Hunter)"
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Haunting festive presence.
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Haunting festive presence.
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i was the moderate position. now you're about to find what comes next
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i was the moderate position. now you're about to find what comes next
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Harold Washington Library alongside foggy skies.
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Harold Washington Library alongside foggy skies.
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Some day kids reading Lord of the Rings are gonna wonder why every proper noun is a tech company
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Some day kids reading Lord of the Rings are gonna wonder why every proper noun is a tech company
Everyone is horny for the artificial mouth. Get your minds out of the gutter. As a lover of knowledge I only see the means of better hearing the Mummy's Voice.
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Everyone is horny for the artificial mouth. Get your minds out of the gutter. As a lover of knowledge I only see the means of better hearing the Mummy's Voice.
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21’ waves are forecast on Lake Superior tomorrow. The largest waves ever recorded on the Great Lakes were 28.8’, measured in Lake Superior between Marquette and Munising on Oct. 24, 2017. Buoy coverage isn’t good this time of year, though.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
21’ waves are forecast on Lake Superior tomorrow. The largest waves ever recorded on the Great Lakes were 28.8’, measured in Lake Superior between Marquette and Munising on Oct. 24, 2017. Buoy coverage isn’t good this time of year, though.
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Yoko Takahashi: Zankoku na tenshi no teeze
Me:
Me:
December 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Yoko Takahashi: Zankoku na tenshi no teeze
Me:
Me:
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How a Government Think Tank Trained The First Generation of US Software Developers
How a Government Think Tank Trained The First Generation of US Software Developers
The US government had a hand in creating much of the early computer industry.
www.construction-physics.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
How a Government Think Tank Trained The First Generation of US Software Developers
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How Bell Labs Won Its First Nobel Prize
How Bell Labs Won Its First Nobel Prize
Bell Labs, as we’ve noted before, was for years America’s premier industrial research lab.
www.construction-physics.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
How Bell Labs Won Its First Nobel Prize
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
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Chicagoans: Never engage in the pizza discourse. Every post trying to start shit about Chicago Pizza is written by someone in Southern California trying to distract us so they can steal our water.
March 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Chicagoans: Never engage in the pizza discourse. Every post trying to start shit about Chicago Pizza is written by someone in Southern California trying to distract us so they can steal our water.
Once again tapping the sign
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Once again tapping the sign
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dear santa, define good 💭
December 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
dear santa, define good 💭
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flower highball 🌹
December 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
flower highball 🌹
Copi Malört when
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Copi Malört when
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Looks like the goat got windsheared!
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Looks like the goat got windsheared!
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nature abhors a vacuum
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
nature abhors a vacuum
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls