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Debt Peon (Tijuana Burrito Taxi)
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Chicago pinko bullshit and Arsenal FC. So sue me.
Librarian/Father/Husband/Son/Uncle/Nephew/Brother/Cousin/Uncle/Step-Brother/Uncle/Nephew/Uncle/Librarian/Uncle

Bluesky Elder/respect me
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
First they came for the Communists
And I was like,
“Dude, what the fuck?!”
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hey Trump, big fuck you on the tariffs on the Premier League cards I just ordered for my kids.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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MAGA guy solemnly modifying his well-worn K*LL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to say VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Every boomer email is the weirdest fucking poem ever written.
Here's the full Summers email, btw.
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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He knows metals but nothing about magnets.

Edit: He knows nothing about metals.
Trump: Take a look at this if you want to see detail. Most people do a sign and paint it on the wall. So that's half inch thick bronze. Carved. By a very talented person. And it's brass. It's pure brass.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You try getting a Russian robot to go on stage sober.
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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"What drives people to Chicago public libraries are the materials they want to check out. Circulation rates since 2022 have increased by 17.5%.

Among the nine largest library systems serving populations of over 2M residents, CPL ranks second lowest in terms of spending per resident."
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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CPL is an absolute palace to the people and these proposed cuts are abominable. Artificial austerity. Chicago folks, read this, check the links to bug the mayor and your alders—this can be fought and won.
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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i'm in the basement of the senate building and i just saw two john fettermans suckling on the skin of some large wormlike creature
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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i am so safe
state police continue to push protesters down 25th street. at one point, cops swarmed a group of people and pushed them to the ground.

multiple people arrested.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Because this is a brand-destroying action by Senate Dems.
Interesting that NY gov Kathy Hochul felt compelled to put out a statement against Dems' deal to end the shutdown
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Happy Turkmenistan Tree Planting Day (Autumn) for those who are celebrating. Twice a year, President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, a shovel, and his unfeasibly smooth neck photoshopped hovering next to a tree.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This #VeteransDay, those who have served our country in uniform are coming together to fight for a democracy that works for all of us. Find a Vets Say No event near you and stand up against attacks on our rights and freedoms.

Sign up here ⬇️
www.vetssayno.org
TAKE ACTION VETERAN'S DAY
www.vetssayno.org
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Adventures in public librarianing day 4629: warning a guy you don't particularly like (at all) that the guy that pulled a gun on him last year is here and he might want to make himself scarce.
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM