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MacAllan Guy
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Determined Optimist.
Banana Republic staging Mall of America comeback.
February 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
February 14, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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Trying to decide if July 1 or July 3 would be the best day for the thing to happen.
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Ah crap the cops didn't end up taking our side against fascism. Or the troops. Or the media. Or the Democrats.
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Imagining taking this post back to my highschool self and assuring me that this is not an Onion knockoff article.
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
That makes Kubiak the 6th(!) Head Coach on the Raiders payroll joining

Pete Carroll

Antonio Pierce

Josh McDaniels

Jon Gruden

Chip Kelly
‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️

The Raiders have officially agreed to terms with Seahawks OC Klint Kubiak to be their new HC.

Per @rapsheet.bsky.social
💼💼💼 COACHING NEWS 💼💼💼

The Raiders plan to hire Klint Kubiak as their Head Coach after the Super Bowl.

Per Tom Pelissero
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
25 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Steve Shit, Johnny Fuck, and Bob Crap
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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Drew Lock, Super Bowl champion.
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
February 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I hadn’t considered until now, but if the score holds an the Seahawks best the Patriots 19-0 then instead of the timeline resetting, it means we’ve been thrown into an even more chaotic splinter universe.
I’ve convinced myself that the Seahawks beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl will fix the rift in the space time continuum that opened when Malcolm Butler intercepted that quick slant.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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So, has the staffer who posted that racist meme been fired, or is he still the President of the United States?
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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One thing that the Founding Fathers all shared in common - Franklin, Adams, Jefferson, Hamilton, Paine, Madison, Henry - is that they would have loved posting
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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OK pause on the timeline because everyone needs to see the curling baby from one of the Olympic matches today
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
When I see this the first thing I think of is the opening of Biggie’s “Hypnotize”
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
With all the local papers that have been shuttered in the past 20 years, you could simply buy an old paper’s domain, have one writer for local sports, one for local news and one for all the evil shit their local GOP reps are doing/trying to do.
the same individual donors who send millions year after year to absolute dogshit congressional campaigns that have no chance of winning should be organized into financing for media ventures. the amount dems wasted on races in ky, sc alone could have launched about 4 media outlets.
I am not challenging this but I'd like to hear more. It really looks like the right can fund all these media efforts because they have the money. Where will the left get that kind of money? How does the election-ad money move over into media? If you've explained before, could you give me a link?
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I am once again asking for LESS direct metaphors.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Eraserhead(1977)
what happened to the baby. oh god what happened to the baby!!!
February 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
A reminder that Democrats like ICE just fine and you will have to fight them to abolish it as well.
In an interview with Fox News on Sunday, Sen. John Fetterman (D., Pa.) said doxing is a 'serious concern' for federal immigration agents.
‘Serious concern’: ICE agents who wear masks are driven by the threat of doxing, Pa. Sen. John Fetterman tells Fox News
www.inquirer.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?

ME: Dominos.

CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?

ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.

CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?

ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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i love a free country, where the president's secret police can shoot out the windows of random citizens with impunity
And ICE shot out the windows of apartments nearby. They used this munition to do it. They also shot people with this.
February 1, 2026 at 8:50 AM
There is an undeniable mountain of evidence that points to this a true. Sammy Hagar was a better singer/songwriter/musician than Dave.
Are there even any Van Hagar truthers out there?
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM