Da Miata Man
@crappyoats.bsky.social
I can’t do blue checks anymore, this better work this time.
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I’m sorry but I don’t believe you do 15 hours of Duolingo a week and are somehow cheating on the leaderboards
January 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I’m sorry but I don’t believe you do 15 hours of Duolingo a week and are somehow cheating on the leaderboards
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At Marty Supreme last night, the theater said to some broccoli hairs they had to be 21 after 7pm to see an R movie. I stepped in and said I was their chaperone to which they responded, “unc came through clutch”. Don’t say I’m not doing my part to support Cinema folks.
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
At Marty Supreme last night, the theater said to some broccoli hairs they had to be 21 after 7pm to see an R movie. I stepped in and said I was their chaperone to which they responded, “unc came through clutch”. Don’t say I’m not doing my part to support Cinema folks.
That’s a glass house your throwing stones from “lady who played indie pop with a harp that was 60s folk revival influenced” here
in 2010 an apparently very hungover joanna newsom delivered this ice cold read of lady gaga, music criticism and pop culture at large, and as far as i’m concerned she was on the money then and has only gotten righter over time.
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
That’s a glass house your throwing stones from “lady who played indie pop with a harp that was 60s folk revival influenced” here
I love that this dude is solely taken seriously by people his “philosophical works” directly name as the people who should control the entire world.
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I love that this dude is solely taken seriously by people his “philosophical works” directly name as the people who should control the entire world.
First run of the year, lack of sleep track sesh
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
First run of the year, lack of sleep track sesh
Ringo and I visited two important Champaign landmarks on our run
December 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ringo and I visited two important Champaign landmarks on our run
At Marty Supreme last night, the theater said to some broccoli hairs they had to be 21 after 7pm to see an R movie. I stepped in and said I was their chaperone to which they responded, “unc came through clutch”. Don’t say I’m not doing my part to support Cinema folks.
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
At Marty Supreme last night, the theater said to some broccoli hairs they had to be 21 after 7pm to see an R movie. I stepped in and said I was their chaperone to which they responded, “unc came through clutch”. Don’t say I’m not doing my part to support Cinema folks.
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Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
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this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
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Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
December 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
Home Alone is such dogshit John Hughes core nonsense for slow witted children of boomers
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Home Alone is such dogshit John Hughes core nonsense for slow witted children of boomers
All that Charlie Kirk stuff can’t hold a candle to some traditional American unseriousness
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
All that Charlie Kirk stuff can’t hold a candle to some traditional American unseriousness
Excited for this to replace medical science in the next year
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Excited for this to replace medical science in the next year
It is a great feeling to totally cook someone that thought would be hanging with me on a run with no effort on my part (in a nice way that doesn't brag)
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It is a great feeling to totally cook someone that thought would be hanging with me on a run with no effort on my part (in a nice way that doesn't brag)
Always telling people "I've been getting into <blank> lately"
whats your most cousin coded trait
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Always telling people "I've been getting into <blank> lately"
Indiana only paves its roads with Illinois funds so seems like a real hollow threat there
One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Indiana only paves its roads with Illinois funds so seems like a real hollow threat there
Woke up with the Pat Mcafree Dookie song in my head. Doing Southpaws will never leave me.
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Woke up with the Pat Mcafree Dookie song in my head. Doing Southpaws will never leave me.
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How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Captain Ahab?
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Captain Ahab?
Had no idea this type of guy didn’t go extinct as the only deserving and real victims of cancellation
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Had no idea this type of guy didn’t go extinct as the only deserving and real victims of cancellation
Based on the evidence, I have to go with RFK as the more talented writer than Lizza here.
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Based on the evidence, I have to go with RFK as the more talented writer than Lizza here.
I wonder if Ryan Lizza ever intends on clearing up what he thought would happen trying to marry a 26 year old as a 50 year old divorced guy. I get the specifics may be startling but I feel like he could’ve inferred the broad strokes here.
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I wonder if Ryan Lizza ever intends on clearing up what he thought would happen trying to marry a 26 year old as a 50 year old divorced guy. I get the specifics may be startling but I feel like he could’ve inferred the broad strokes here.
Who’s life has Bubba not ruined?
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Who’s life has Bubba not ruined?
Understanding the full bad bunny album is actually the equivalent of B2 language acquisition
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Understanding the full bad bunny album is actually the equivalent of B2 language acquisition