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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 & 𝐋𝐨𝐭𝐮𝐬
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I report the chaos. Lotus judges it. Together we shred nonsense.
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 & 𝐋𝐨𝐭𝐮𝐬 @unredactedbastard.bsky.social · Nov 17
Here are some things you probably don't know about me:

⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
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Lotus Purrspective: When the Watchdogs Get Hauled Away, the Mice Throw a Party
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Lotus Purrspective: When the Watchdogs Get Hauled Away, the Mice Throw a Party
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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January 31, 2026 at 1:04 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Wales Punishes Lying Politicians. America Elects Them. What the Hell Are We Doing?
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 31, 2026
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Wales Punishes Lying Politicians. America Elects Them. What the Hell Are We Doing?
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
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January 31, 2026 at 12:52 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Happy Saturday! Hopefully, you're free of the shakles of your job, so put on your best club clothes and make like a bird and...
Fly Robin Fly - Silver Connection
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Silver Convention - Fly Robin Fly (Long Version) (Slayd5000)
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January 31, 2026 at 12:40 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Amazing tribute...
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January 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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The common sense solution to illegal immigration... unless you're a sadistic bigot...
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January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
How the hell is Pam Bondi supposed to find 11,780 votes in Georgia when she can’t even find the Epstein client list that's on her fucking desk?
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
The $10 Billion Litter Box Lawsuit — And Why It Smells Exactly Like You Think
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 30, 2026
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The $10 Billion Litter Box Lawsuit — And Why It Smells Exactly Like You Think
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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January 30, 2026 at 12:21 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Congratulations, America: We’re About to Find Out How Much Abuse Public Trust Can Take Before It Snaps
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 30, 2026
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Congratulations, America: We’re About to Find Out How Much Abuse Public Trust Can Take Before It Snaps
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
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January 30, 2026 at 12:08 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Happy Friday! We made it to the end of another work week. Let's kick the day off with this R&B/club classic...
Oops Upside Your Head - The Gap Band
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Oops Up Side Your Head (12" Single Version)
YouTube video by The Gap Band - Topic
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January 30, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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Something to think about...
The boy in the blue hat. 2026 The girl in the red coat. 1942
January 29, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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I Have Seen Smarter Behavior From a Red Dot
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 29, 2026
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I Have Seen Smarter Behavior From a Red Dot
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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January 29, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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Misspeaking Is the Point: How Authoritarians Beta-Test Lies, Let Their Base Decide Reality, and Turn Bullshit Into Policy
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 29, 2026
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Misspeaking Is the Point: How Authoritarians Beta-Test Lies, Let Their Base Decide Reality, and Turn Bullshit Into Policy
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
open.substack.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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Happy Thursday! This 1988 club smash was a go to for any DJ who wanted to pack the dance floor...
Supersonic - J.J. Fad
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Supersonic (Remix) - J.J. Fad
YouTube video by IMQ
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January 29, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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ICE goons tried to enter the Consulate of Ecuador in Minneapolis before being turned away by the security guard.

This is a clear violation of the international law on diplomatic grounds and immunity.
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Why Humans Keep Returning to Their Abusers (a.k.a. The News Cycle)
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 28, 2026
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Why Humans Keep Returning to Their Abusers (a.k.a. The News Cycle)
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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January 28, 2026 at 11:10 AM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Congratulations, America: We Just Turned Global Sports Into a Security Drill
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 28, 2026
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Congratulations, America: We Just Turned Global Sports Into a Security Drill
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
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January 28, 2026 at 11:06 AM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Happy Wednesday! Let's get rolling to this up temp monster...
Maniac - Michael Sembello
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Michael Sembello - Maniac (from "Flashdance") (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Old But Gold - Musik Nostalgie
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January 28, 2026 at 10:18 AM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
PRO TIP:

When recording video of ICE, please hold your phone in landscape mode.

You get a much wider view and less annoying fuzziness in the portrait view.
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 AM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Wondering if Melanie will be getting an Oscar from FIFA.
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
I just had to call the cops because somebody broke into my car.

Whoever it was didn't steal anything. They just left four tickets to the Melania movie on the driver's seat.

No way that's not a hate crime!
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
RETALIATION FOR BEGINNERS (ADVANCED CLASS FOR THE GOLD-LEAF GENERALISSIMO)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 27, 2026
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RETALIATION FOR BEGINNERS (ADVANCED CLASS FOR THE GOLD-LEAF GENERALISSIMO)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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January 27, 2026 at 12:27 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Congratulations, America: We Just Beta-Tested Fucking Fascism and Called It Immigration Enforcement
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 27, 2026
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Congratulations, America: We Just Beta-Tested Fucking Fascism and Called It Immigration Enforcement
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
open.substack.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 PM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Stop saying Alex Pretti was at a protest. Kristi Noem was lying.

When ICE raids a neighborhood, small groups of people congregate, blow whistles to warn the community, and record ICE's actions.

That is not a protest. It’s humanity in action.
January 27, 2026 at 11:16 AM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
I'm hearing that they had a test screening of Melania's movie on a cross-country airline flight, and people still got up and walked out.
January 27, 2026 at 11:12 AM
unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Happy Tuesday! Just one question... Are you dancing your way through...
The Glamorous Life - Sheila E.
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The Glamorous Life
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January 27, 2026 at 10:56 AM