𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 & 𝐋𝐨𝐭𝐮𝐬
@unredactedbastard.bsky.social
I report the chaos. Lotus judges it. Together we shred nonsense.
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Here are some things you probably don't know about me:
⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
Something to think about...
January 29, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Something to think about...
I Have Seen Smarter Behavior From a Red Dot
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 29, 2026
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 29, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
I Have Seen Smarter Behavior From a Red Dot
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I Have Seen Smarter Behavior From a Red Dot
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 29, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 29, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Misspeaking Is the Point: How Authoritarians Beta-Test Lies, Let Their Base Decide Reality, and Turn Bullshit Into Policy
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 29, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 29, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
Misspeaking Is the Point:
How Authoritarians Beta-Test Lies, Let Their Base Decide Reality, and Turn Bullshit Into Policy
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
open.substack.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Misspeaking Is the Point: How Authoritarians Beta-Test Lies, Let Their Base Decide Reality, and Turn Bullshit Into Policy
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 29, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 29, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
Happy Thursday! This 1988 club smash was a go to for any DJ who wanted to pack the dance floor...
Supersonic - J.J. Fad
youtu.be/I8TNGVtrnqk?...
Supersonic - J.J. Fad
youtu.be/I8TNGVtrnqk?...
Supersonic (Remix) - J.J. Fad
YouTube video by IMQ
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January 29, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Happy Thursday! This 1988 club smash was a go to for any DJ who wanted to pack the dance floor...
Supersonic - J.J. Fad
youtu.be/I8TNGVtrnqk?...
Supersonic - J.J. Fad
youtu.be/I8TNGVtrnqk?...
Reposted by 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 & 𝐋𝐨𝐭𝐮𝐬
ICE goons tried to enter the Consulate of Ecuador in Minneapolis before being turned away by the security guard.
This is a clear violation of the international law on diplomatic grounds and immunity.
This is a clear violation of the international law on diplomatic grounds and immunity.
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 PM
ICE goons tried to enter the Consulate of Ecuador in Minneapolis before being turned away by the security guard.
This is a clear violation of the international law on diplomatic grounds and immunity.
This is a clear violation of the international law on diplomatic grounds and immunity.
Why Humans Keep Returning to Their Abusers (a.k.a. The News Cycle)
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 28, 2026
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 28, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Why Humans Keep Returning to Their Abusers (a.k.a. The News Cycle)
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Why Humans Keep Returning to Their Abusers (a.k.a. The News Cycle)
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 28, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 28, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Congratulations, America: We Just Turned Global Sports Into a Security Drill
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 28, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 28, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
Congratulations, America: We Just Turned Global Sports Into a Security Drill
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
open.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Congratulations, America: We Just Turned Global Sports Into a Security Drill
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 28, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 28, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
Happy Wednesday! Let's get rolling to this up temp monster...
Maniac - Michael Sembello
youtu.be/KlUsYvHDuDM?...
Maniac - Michael Sembello
youtu.be/KlUsYvHDuDM?...
Michael Sembello - Maniac (from "Flashdance") (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Old But Gold - Musik Nostalgie
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January 28, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Happy Wednesday! Let's get rolling to this up temp monster...
Maniac - Michael Sembello
youtu.be/KlUsYvHDuDM?...
Maniac - Michael Sembello
youtu.be/KlUsYvHDuDM?...
PRO TIP:
When recording video of ICE, please hold your phone in landscape mode.
You get a much wider view and less annoying fuzziness in the portrait view.
When recording video of ICE, please hold your phone in landscape mode.
You get a much wider view and less annoying fuzziness in the portrait view.
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 AM
PRO TIP:
When recording video of ICE, please hold your phone in landscape mode.
You get a much wider view and less annoying fuzziness in the portrait view.
When recording video of ICE, please hold your phone in landscape mode.
You get a much wider view and less annoying fuzziness in the portrait view.
Wondering if Melanie will be getting an Oscar from FIFA.
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Wondering if Melanie will be getting an Oscar from FIFA.
I just had to call the cops because somebody broke into my car.
Whoever it was didn't steal anything. They just left four tickets to the Melania movie on the driver's seat.
No way that's not a hate crime!
Whoever it was didn't steal anything. They just left four tickets to the Melania movie on the driver's seat.
No way that's not a hate crime!
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I just had to call the cops because somebody broke into my car.
Whoever it was didn't steal anything. They just left four tickets to the Melania movie on the driver's seat.
No way that's not a hate crime!
Whoever it was didn't steal anything. They just left four tickets to the Melania movie on the driver's seat.
No way that's not a hate crime!
RETALIATION FOR BEGINNERS (ADVANCED CLASS FOR THE GOLD-LEAF GENERALISSIMO)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 27, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 27, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
RETALIATION FOR BEGINNERS (ADVANCED CLASS FOR THE GOLD-LEAF GENERALISSIMO)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:27 PM
RETALIATION FOR BEGINNERS (ADVANCED CLASS FOR THE GOLD-LEAF GENERALISSIMO)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 27, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 27, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Congratulations, America: We Just Beta-Tested Fucking Fascism and Called It Immigration Enforcement
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 27, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 27, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
Congratulations, America: We Just Beta-Tested Fucking Fascism and Called It Immigration Enforcement
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
open.substack.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Congratulations, America: We Just Beta-Tested Fucking Fascism and Called It Immigration Enforcement
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 27, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
Jan 27, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
Stop saying Alex Pretti was at a protest. Kristi Noem was lying.
When ICE raids a neighborhood, small groups of people congregate, blow whistles to warn the community, and record ICE's actions.
That is not a protest. It’s humanity in action.
When ICE raids a neighborhood, small groups of people congregate, blow whistles to warn the community, and record ICE's actions.
That is not a protest. It’s humanity in action.
January 27, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Stop saying Alex Pretti was at a protest. Kristi Noem was lying.
When ICE raids a neighborhood, small groups of people congregate, blow whistles to warn the community, and record ICE's actions.
That is not a protest. It’s humanity in action.
When ICE raids a neighborhood, small groups of people congregate, blow whistles to warn the community, and record ICE's actions.
That is not a protest. It’s humanity in action.
I'm hearing that they had a test screening of Melania's movie on a cross-country airline flight, and people still got up and walked out.
January 27, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I'm hearing that they had a test screening of Melania's movie on a cross-country airline flight, and people still got up and walked out.
Happy Tuesday! Just one question... Are you dancing your way through...
The Glamorous Life - Sheila E.
youtu.be/HpO07s-Aw4I?...
The Glamorous Life - Sheila E.
youtu.be/HpO07s-Aw4I?...
The Glamorous Life
YouTube video by Sheila E. - Topic
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Happy Tuesday! Just one question... Are you dancing your way through...
The Glamorous Life - Sheila E.
youtu.be/HpO07s-Aw4I?...
The Glamorous Life - Sheila E.
youtu.be/HpO07s-Aw4I?...
As far as the MURDER of Alex Pretti goes, did anyone hear ICE yell,
"DROP YOUR WEAPON"?
God damn right you didn't!
"DROP YOUR WEAPON"?
God damn right you didn't!
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
As far as the MURDER of Alex Pretti goes, did anyone hear ICE yell,
"DROP YOUR WEAPON"?
God damn right you didn't!
"DROP YOUR WEAPON"?
God damn right you didn't!
Democrats who are negotiating with the Trump administration on ICE funding should treat it like they are negotiating with Vladimir Putin.
They will not honor any deal they make. Do not fund ICE. Period.
They will not honor any deal they make. Do not fund ICE. Period.
January 26, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Democrats who are negotiating with the Trump administration on ICE funding should treat it like they are negotiating with Vladimir Putin.
They will not honor any deal they make. Do not fund ICE. Period.
They will not honor any deal they make. Do not fund ICE. Period.
I'm usually not one to brag, but I'm going to make an exception just this once...
I have hated ICE going all the way back to when they were calling themselves the KKK.
I have hated ICE going all the way back to when they were calling themselves the KKK.
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I'm usually not one to brag, but I'm going to make an exception just this once...
I have hated ICE going all the way back to when they were calling themselves the KKK.
I have hated ICE going all the way back to when they were calling themselves the KKK.
In case you were wondering what the world thinks, Spanish news is reporting these incidents as public executions.
January 26, 2026 at 12:28 PM
In case you were wondering what the world thinks, Spanish news is reporting these incidents as public executions.
Reposted by 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 & 𝐋𝐨𝐭𝐮𝐬
Get louder.
Calling is the bare minimum.
Calling is the bare minimum.
January 26, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Get louder.
Calling is the bare minimum.
Calling is the bare minimum.
Election Season Already? Humans Need a Nap and a Scratching Post: Genetic anxiety meets calendar math as humans panic over events that technically haven’t happened yet.
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 26, 2026
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 26, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Election Season Already? Humans Need a Nap and a Scratching Post: Genetic anxiety meets calendar math as humans panic over events that technically haven’t happened yet.
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Election Season Already? Humans Need a Nap and a Scratching Post: Genetic anxiety meets calendar math as humans panic over events that technically haven’t happened yet.
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 26, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
Jan 26, 2026
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
When the Federal Government Abdicates, the States Step Up: Why California Joining the World Health Organization Might Be the Blueprint for American Survival
By The Unredacted Bastard — Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard — Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
When the Federal Government Abdicates, the States Step Up: Why California Joining the World Health Organization Might Be the Blueprint for American Survival
By The Unredacted Bastard — Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
open.substack.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 AM
When the Federal Government Abdicates, the States Step Up: Why California Joining the World Health Organization Might Be the Blueprint for American Survival
By The Unredacted Bastard — Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard — Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
Happy Monday! Hopefully, you survived yesterday relatively intact. Here's something that should motivate you to get up and move...
Mr. Vain - Culture Beat
youtu.be/V3qUoiwr5kQ?...
Mr. Vain - Culture Beat
youtu.be/V3qUoiwr5kQ?...
Mr. Vain
YouTube video by Culture Beat - Topic
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Happy Monday! Hopefully, you survived yesterday relatively intact. Here's something that should motivate you to get up and move...
Mr. Vain - Culture Beat
youtu.be/V3qUoiwr5kQ?...
Mr. Vain - Culture Beat
youtu.be/V3qUoiwr5kQ?...
If Trump is impeached, he loses his 200k annual pension, 1 mil annual travel allowance, and Secret Service protection for life.
It's a taxpayer savings plan.
It's a taxpayer savings plan.
January 26, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If Trump is impeached, he loses his 200k annual pension, 1 mil annual travel allowance, and Secret Service protection for life.
It's a taxpayer savings plan.
It's a taxpayer savings plan.